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Hinata added Yamaguchi, Yachi, Kageyama, Tsukishima, and 5+ others
Yamaguchi: yooooo yesssss
Hinata: :DD
Tsukishima left the chat
Yamaguchi added Tsukishima to the chat
Tsukishima: wtf
Tsukishima: let me out of this hellscape
Yamaguchi: if i have to be here then so do you
Hinata: HEY!
Hinata: this chat was YOUR idea!!
Yamaguchi: oop
Tsukishima: i cannot believe this
Hinata: yes you can
Tsukishima: yes i can
Suga: eyo group chat?
Hinata: YES!
Daichi: For volleyball?
Hinata: NO!
Daichi: Then what for?
Hinata: FRIENDSHIP!
Daichi: fair nuff proceed
Yamaguchi renamed the chat ‘c’mon grab ur friends’
Hinata: EXCELLENT!
Kageyama: shaddaaapppp
Kageyama: my phone is going crazy
Yamaguchi: skill issue
Hinata: turn off your notifs idiot
Kageyama: oh right
Kinoshita: yo!! gc!!! lets go!!!
Hinata: kino!!
Kinoshita: hina!!
Hinata: wyd rn
Kinoshita: eh nothing
Hinata: wanna go to the park with me???
Kinoshita: sure why not lol
Kinoshita: meet u there
Hinata: YAYAYAY
Asahi: isn’t it like 9pm?
Yamaguchi: eh trying to stop them wouldnt amount to anythign
Asahi: 😬
Daichi: dw they’ll be fine
Suga: its the weekend anyway lmao
Asahi: okok
Hinata: worry wart<3
Asahi: i cant help it 😭
Suga: papa bear behavior 😌
Asahi: shut uupp
Asahi: i just want them to be safe!
Suga: wet blanket 😍
Asahi: wtf is wrong with you
Daichi: i have a whole corkboard of theories
Yamaguchi: conspiracy theorist daichi confirmed 🤨❓️
Suga: LMFAO YES
Daichi: noooo
Kinoshita: oh my god
Asahi: ?
Kinoshita: i cannot believe this.
Kinoshita: ofc this would happen
Daichi: what happened?
Kinoshita: im with HINATA why am i surprised
Asahi: are yall okay??
Hinata: GET OFF YOUR PHONE IT’S RUDE
Asahi: guys :’)
Kinoshita: we’re okay asahi
Kinoshita: we just ran into unexpected people
Suga: oh? who?
Asahi: ok as long as you’re safe
Kinoshita: <3
Asahi: <3
Kinoshita: erm it’s the seijoh setters
Kageyama: oikawa?
Kinoshita: yeah and uh hold on
Kinoshita: yahaba
Suga: did you just have to ask his name lmao
Kinoshita: shut up
Yamaguchi: lmao get his ass
Kageyama: what are they doing in this area??
Kinoshita: idk i haven’t been listening lmao
Kinoshita: oh shit their ace just showed up
Kageyama: Iwaizumi??
Kinoshita: TEHRES MORE OF THEM
Kinoshita: IS THE WHOLE TEAM HERE???
kageyama: idk are they?
Yamaguchi: LOL KAGEYAMA
Kinoshita: THEY KEEP POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE
Kinoshita: WHABT THE FUCJ
Kageyama: ??
Kinoshita: SOMEONE JUST POPPED OIT OF THE BSUHES????
Asahi: what? the fuck????
Suga: what are they feeding seijoh students???
Daichi: plants
Suga: huh???
Asahi: their mascot
Daichi: their mascot
Daichi: asahi i didn't ask you
Asahi: 😭😭
Suga: wouldn’t that be cannibalism?
Asahi: w h a t ????
Asahi: no????
Suga: because they’re plants! like our mascot is crows so we’re crows
Suga: wouldnt seijoh be plants bc their mascot is plants?
Asahi: i mean yeah??
Suga: so if THEY’RE plants and they’re FEEDING them plants then.... cannibalism.
Asahi: ...
Asahi: ykw goodnight
Suga: oh are you embarrassed that you’re wrong?
Daichi: i think he is
Asahi: NO!
Daichi: sounds like something someone who’s embarrassed they’re wrong would say
Asahi: i’m so sick of you both
Asahi: goodbye.
Daichi: heh.
Suga: we win 😌
Yamaguchi: why are yall the way that you are
Suga: i dont think you have room to talk :/
Yamaguchi: no idea what you mean :)
Daichi: you are a nightmare
Yamaguchi: i am a DELIGHT
Kageyama: debatable
Yamaguchi: HEY!
Kinoshita: oh god oh no im donefor its over for me
Suga: whats going on?
Kinoshita: why he kinda 👀😳
Yamaguchi: AINT NO WAY
Yamaguchi: you cant be simping for our RIVALS bro
Kinoshita: like,,, arent nekoma our RIVAL rivals tho like
Suga: sweetie...
Kinoshita: nah nah im playin im playinnn ahhahaah
Daichi: something tells me he aint playin
Yamaguchi: he dont sound like he playin
Kinoshita: NO CUZ THATS CRAZY THATS CRAAZZZYYYY
Suga: who got our boy in all caps like
Suga: if this is gonna be a regular thing now i wanna know who its about yano what im sayin
Yamaguchi: im pickin up what ur puttin down
Suga: exactly exactly
Kinoshita: no one no onnneee :]
Suga: right right right cuz im supposed to act like i believe you right
Yamaguchi: LMAO SUGA
Suga: 🤷
Kinoshita: FSDKLFUCSDKJFL
Kinoshita: FUKC
Yamaguchi: what happened??
Yamaguchi: ???
Yamaguchi: guys???
Suga: they fucking died
Suga: seijoh killed them
Suga: dont worry we’ll avenge you
Tsukishima: i will not be doing that
Suga: dont worry i will avenge you
Tsukishima: 👍
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Hinata: ✋😌 no avenging needed
Yamaguchi: tf it’s liek 3am
Noya: gang gang
Yamaguchi: what happeeed? did yall hang with seijoh?
Hinata: happeeed
Noya: happeeed
Kinoshita: happeeed
Yamaguchi: fuck off
Noya: bro just smacked me irl tf
Noya: this what i get for hanging out with this numbskull
Kinoshita: L
Noya: 😭
Yamaguchi: bruh
Hinata: yea we hung out with them lol
Yamaguchi: eyo how’d it go :]
Hinata: yeah kinoshita how’d it go
Yamaguchi: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Kinoshita: DIE
Hinata: lmaoooooo
Noya: yo yo yo what happened what happened
Ennoshita: i sensed drama
Noya: OH SHIT WE SUMMONED CHIKA
Kinoshita: nothing happeneddd
Noya: sounds fake???
Ennoshita: my radar says different
Kinoshita: your radar can eat my ass
Noya: DAMN
Kinoshita: i didnt even get his number i just stood beside sho and tried not to make a fool of myself like genuinely nothing happened 🥹😭
Noya: damn 😔
Yamaguchi: what did yall do
Hinata: lol tbh not much
Hinata: they were pretty cool
Hinata: we threw some rocks into a creek and someone had a lighter on them so we were burning sticks and spelling things in the air :p
Kinoshita: lol tbh it was p fun
Hinata: oh! i got their numbers tho! imma add them to chat
Noya: hell yeah
Yamaguchi: more victims :)
Ennoshita: youre deranged
Yamaguchi: you know it<3
Kinoshita: you got their what???
Hinata added Iwaizumi, Yahaba, Oikawa, Matsukawa, Hanamaki
Hinata: welcome to my chat
Yamaguchi: right in front of me?
Hinata: welcome to our chat
Yamaguchi: mhm. thin ice.
Yamaguchi: welcome to our chat
Hinata: :’D
Ennoshita: welcome seijoh
Hanamaki: eyo group chat?
Matsukawa: eyo group chat?
Matsukawa: shut the hell up maki
Hanamaki: ya snooze ya lose
Matsukawa: :/
Noya: omg new people lets goooo
Noya: i’m nishinoya! Karasuno’s libero!!
Hanamaki: ohhh! you’re cool! nice to meet you!
Noya: HELL YEAH YOU TOO
Hanamaki: i’m hanamaki wing spiker!
Matsukawa: matsukawa. middle blocker.
Hinata: glad to have ya!
Ennoshita: im ennoshita
Hinata: youre not gonna state ur position lol
Ennoshita: top 🤪🤪🤪
Hanamaki: E Y O 👀👀
Hinata: you know what i meant ❗️❗️❗️❗️
Ennoshita: i barely even play man
Hinata: but ur still an important part of our team >:(
Ennoshita: 🥹🥹
Ennoshita: fine fine im a wing spiker
Hinata: HECK YEAH YOU ARE
Ennoshita: :’)
Hanamaki: cute
Matsukawa: wait why did u add us here lmao
Hinata: friendship!
Hanamaki: great more victims
Noya: lol thats what yamaguchi said
Yamaguchi: Noya. Get the FUCK off your phone. Get back in here. I’m gonna fucking kill you.
Noya: shit bye
Hanamaki: what was that all about?
Hinata: honestly it’s best not to ask
Hanamaki: im intrigued
Noya: i would twll u but it’s best not to leave tracks<3
Matsukawa: what the fuck
Ennoshita: dont worry about it :)
Matsukawa: allrighty then
Matsukawa: karasuno is involved in criminal activities i guess 🤷
Hanamaki: hardcore
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Yahaba: what the fuck
Hanamaki: yoooo habaaa what uppp
Yahaba: what is this?
Hanamaki: group chat
Yahaba: ....
Yahaba: i gathered that
Hanamaki: then why did you ask
Yahaba: i can’t fucking deal with you rn oml
Hinata: morning! this is a groupchat yamaguchi and i made!
Yahaba: oh cool what for?
Hinata: friendship!
Yamaguchi: anarchy
Yahaba: nice
Daichi: yamaguchi we talked about this
Yamaguchi: dont remember didnt happen :)
Daichi: why do i even try
Yamaguchi: <3
Oikawa: oho? group chat?
Yahaba: i take back my previous statement
Oikawa: mean!
Yahaba: just speaking my truth 🤷
Yamaguchi: welcome to my group chat
Hinata: what??? the fuck???? hello???
Yamaguchi: it was my idea 🤷
Hinata: WHAT????
Hinata: AFTER Y O U YELLED AT M E WHEN I SAID THE SAME THIGN>???
Yamaguchi: you didnt do squat
Hinata: I CREATED IT
Daichi: okay guys break it up
Suga: you got to work work work things out
Yahaba: oh no....
Oikawa: WE'LL MAKE THINGS RIGHT THE SUN WILL SHIINNNEEE
Yahaba: kys
Oikawa: you love me :p
Yahaba: uhg
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(Kinoshita, Hinata)
Kinoshita: you didn’t add kyoutani
Hinata: ooooohhhhhh
Hinata: concerned are we?
Kinoshita: shut the fuck up.
Hinata: he didn’t want to be in a gc lol
Hinata: but i can give u his number 😏
Kinoshita: UHG
Kinoshita: i hate when you have power over me
Hinata: heheheehehehe
Hinata: xxx-xxx-xxxx
Hinata: 😘
Kinoshita: keel over
Hinata: no<3
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(c’mon grab ur friends)
Daichi: why the fuck were yall up at 4am
Noya: you dont wanna know
Daichi: ....
Daichi: you know what you need to do
Noya: we’re already on it dont even worry
Daichi: suga too
Noya: ok 👍
Hinata: me too please god pelase oh god
Ennoshita: only bc ur text concerns me
Hinata: thank you 😭
Noya: you good???
Hinata: yee just need a pickmeup if ya catch my drift
Noya: sure do brother
Matsukawa: no idea whats goin on here but i was up at 4am and i am still uo ✌️🤙
Hinata: mattsun :/
Matsukawa: we ball!
Hanamaki: volleyball ! eyo !
Matsukawa: eyo !
Noya: daichi says we give him a headache when we do crazy shit so we have to get him coffee to make dealing with us easier 🥹🥹
Matsukawa: you know thats pretty genius ngl
Daichi: wait when did we get new people?
Suga: daichi they were literally on when you were on earlier
Daichi: i’m old
Suga: WE’RE THE SAME AGE
Hinata: er somewhere around 2am or sumn idk
Hanamaki: ur the one who added us dawg
Hinata: you think i was looking at the time when i added yall? smdh
Hanamaki: ykw fair enough u got me there
Suga: why were u awake at 2am wtf
Hinata: well okay so sashi and i went to the park and ran into seijoh and hung out for a while right and then i decided to add them to the gc bc i can and then sashi and i went back to mine and watched a bunch of movies and then it was 2am
Daichi: sounds about right
Yamaguchi: i did not approve the addition of new people to OUR chat
Hinata: you literally did 🙄
Oikawa: are you saying you don’t want us here? rude
Kageyama: yes.
Oikawa: WHERE did you come from???
Kageyama: just woke up
Hinata: morning tobi 🤗
Kageyama: morning
Hinata: <3
Oikawa: btw mattsun what do you mean you haven’t slept
Oikawa: you have to take care of yourself so you can play to your fullest :)
Hanamaki: haha i hate when he uses the smile face :’)
Matsukawa: anyone else ever forget oikawa is our captain aha
Yahaba: absolutely.
Hanamaki: he’s just so ignorable 🤷
Iwaizumi: #not my captain
Hanamaki: LMFAOOOO
Matsukawa: i cant believe that was his first message in the chat 😂😂
Oikawa: M E A N IWACHAN???/
Yahaba: man only speaks facts idk what to tell u
Noya: DAMN HAHAHAH
Tanaka: imagine being a captain of a team that does not respect you lmfao
Noya: RYU !!!!
Tanaka: YUU !!!!
Noya: where u been!!!
Oikawa: 🥹
Iwaizumi: get to practice already shittykawa
Oikawa: 😞
Tanaka: kissing my GIRLFRIEND
Noya: E Y O ❓️❓️❓️
Suga: GET TO PRACTICE
Noya: fuck-
Tanaka: omw omw
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Hinata added Kenma
Tsukishima: haven’t i suffered enough
Hinata: aren’t you and kenma friends???
Tsukishima: yeah
Tsukishima: but the idiot brigade are a package deal with him
Hinata: they’re not THAT bad....
Tsukishima: that ellipses speaks louder than your words
Hinata: WELL
Hinata: okay. well. whenever they’re all together they’re a bit much...
Hinata: BUT
Tsukishima: no cuz i’m right you just admitted it
Hinata: I SAID BUT
Hinata: kenma is my best friend so i can’t just leave him out!
Tsukishima: lame
Kinoshita: excuse you??
Hinata: I CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEST FRIEND
Kinoshita: whatevaaaaa
Hinata: I CREATED THIS GC SO YALL CAN DEAL WITH IT
Yamaguchi: right with my idea
Hinata: with MY p h o n e
Yamaguchi: my brain power ☝️🤓
Hinata: anyways i have homework to do bye
Kinoshita: LMAO COWARD
Yamaguchi: GET BACK HERE BITCH