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1. How to Procure a Hermit by LadyLondonderry

   Fandoms: One Direction (Band)  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2024

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   • Zayn Malik/Liam Payne
   • Liam Payne
   • Zayn Malik
   • Louis Tomlinson
   • Implied louis/harry - Freeform
   • Dukes and the like
   • Butler Liam Payne
   • Artist Zayn Malik
   • Hermit
   • In The Woods
   • eccentric louis and his ideas
   • Crack
   • mostly - Freeform

   Summary

   “I have decided,” Louis Tomlinson, Duke of Elbany announces as he flounces into the room, “that we must have a hermit for our woods!”

   Liam Payne, not a Duke of much of anything, is very used to statements like these. They make him tired. “A… hermit, sir?”

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Duke and the Poor Sods Who Work For Him

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