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1. We were supposed to be dead 3 stories ago by Thhhsalmon

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   31 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Deadpool & Spiderman
   • Wolverine & Spiderman
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Vanessa Carlysle - Relationship
   • Blind Al & Wade Wilson
   • Blind Al (Deadpool) & Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Deadpool
   • Wolverine
   • Logan
   • Spiderman
   • Original Characters
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Elizabeth Howlett
   • Logan (X-Men)
   • Alternate Universe
   • for an Alternate Universe
   • The TVA does not know.
   • Dimension Travel
   • Found Family
   • Original Character(s)
   • Original Character Death(s)
   • Yes. There are many.
   • Character Death
   • Blood and Injury
   • Blood and Gore
   • Blood and Violence
   • Blood.
   • spiderverse
   • only one spider this time around
   • spiderman - Freeform
   • Spiderman - across the spiderverse
   • Betrayal
   • Younger character death
   • Wolverine and Deadpool are friends
   • Maybe more - Freeform
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine Is Bad at Feelings (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson Loves Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) Loves Wade Wilson
   • sorta - Freeform
   • its complicated
   • Protective Logan (X-Men)
   • Logan is an Asian-Canadian man
   • Everyone maybe has autism
   • Everyone Needs a Hug
   • Everyone Has Issues
   • no beta I will die like the characters in this story
   • So much trauma
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • everyone has it
   • Scars
   • Vemon Symbiote
   • Deadpool and Wolverine adopt a child
   • Child Acquired
   • probably a better word for it
   • reality glitching
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • I took canon and left it in the fridge for a bit too long
   • Canon Divergent
   • Specific comforts
   • Swearing
   • Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse
   • I'm kidding the TVA does know fuck you

   Summary

   (I'm on Hiatus... trust when I come back it'll be awesome!)

   Deadpool and Logan (the worst Wolverine) find and take care of a child from another universe.

   Also everyone is immortal.

   Surely nothing bad can happen.

   I keep giving up on these… sorry :(

   -

   Some triggers are not in the tags because I forgot.

   Tread with caution.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,359

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

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