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1. good for one thing by Hormonal_Trashbag

   Fandoms: Logan Lucky (2017), Ophelia (2018)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Clyde Logan/Ophelia (Hamlet)
   • Clyde Logan
   • Ophelia (Hamlet)
   • Mellie Logan
   • Joe Bang (Logan Lucky)
   • Post-Divorce
   • Phee divorces Hamlet
   • love is dead
   • Phee is happily divorced
   • Clyde never gave love a chance
   • Matchmaker Mellie Logan
   • Mellie likes to meddle
   • Alcohol
   • duck tape
   • mild voyerism
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Unsafe Sex
   • there are no consequences because I said so
   • HEA
   • this is more lighthearted than it seems

   Summary

   Phee knew better than to believe in love, not when it had already torn her life apart once. She didn't need a man, she never had.

   Clyde had convinced himself that love wasn't meant for him, though his sister would tell him to stop being so damned melancholic, he wasn't no Romance era spinster.

   Mellie couldn't resist pitting them together, considering they both thought love was dead, though Phee didn't see the point. Men were only good for one thing (and even that was debatable).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,184

   Chapters:

   2/2

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