There(was) a height meme running around on the LADS and I'm tired of seeing yall dwarf asses so here's my :

✨️👠5'7 CONTRIBUTION👠✨️

And of course...

✨️👠THE LADS BOYS AND HOW THEY WOULD ACT DEPENDING ON YO HEIGHT 👠✨️

👠Tags: Crack (what else do you even expect from me atp), the boys are Lil shits, you are a bad bih tho, bullet format cuz I'm THAT girl, idk how to tag lol.

👠Pairing: Zayne, Rafayel, Xavier, Caleb and you (duh).

And as always, I keep my stuff under the cut cu z i don't want to interrupt the hoes that are just looking for that Zaynussy in the tag (I'm hoes btw lmao)

Zayne

• If you're taller than him:
• Honestly he's the most normal
• That man does not care if you're taller than him sista
• He probably has seen your tall ass naked cuz you got bitten by a cat and had to take vaccine for rabies.
• Yes... I already took one of those... the vaccine is on your butt... no dawg I'm not ok.
• Anyways enough trauma
• You can try bully him and he'll threaten you that he'll cut sweets from you the entire week, u never had sat down faster 👉🏽🧎🏽‍♀️
• So yeah he's no fun that nerd
• But now, if you shorter...
• You may think "oh he's okay"
• Yall know his dry ass humor right?
• He'll literally bully you and you will be like three days later:

• (Yes I made this meme... ik I'm cringe but I'm free 🦅🦅🦅🦅)
• Idk about yall but I'm low-key dumb as shit so he would literally get away with saying shit to me and I wouldn't notice lmao

Xavier

• Once again if you are shorter than this man:
• "Oh no, he wouldn't he's too cute ohh" shuddup this is you rn 👇🏽

• This Lil bitch would lean on you AND SLEEP
• No, not ✨️eppy nappy ✨️ NAH SISTAH HE WOULD DROLL ON YO HAIR 😭😭😭😭
• And then be all like "Oh I'm sorry, you were just so comfy and the perfect height-"
• Honestly, me personally I wouldn't let him finish before busting his knee caps idc
• AND HE WOULD LIKE CHUCKLE IF HE SEE YOU STRUGGLING 💀💀💀💀💀
• Nah fam I'm glad I'm not you lmao #notshort #wompwomp
• But now... if U tall 😏
• Ayo
• Be for real with me
• TELL ME IF I'M WRONG WHEN I SAY HE WOULD LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS:

• THAT SIMP
• I BET THAT HE WOULD ASK YOU TO GIVE HIM A LEG LOCK
• I JUST KNOW THAT HE WOULD TRAIN WITH YOU JUST CUZ HE LIKES WHEN YOU BEAT HIS ASS
• DON'T TELL ME IM WRONG THIS GAME HAS POSSESSED MY LIFE 👹👹👹👹👹👹

Rafayel

• *heavy sigh*
• Bruh... I'm not even short but I feel unreasonable rage just making this shit
• I swear if Rafayel existed for real we would be throwing hands SO BAD idc he's handsome that bitch ain't bulletproof and I finna prove it 💀💀💀💀💀
• Anyways if you were shorter than him:
• Dawg 💀
• Honestly, me personally I would have for real his ass beaten
• Not like cute uwu type like
• "oMG sTEve StOP i'M nOt SHorT uwu >:《"
• Nah 💀 I would make him get this pink plastic 11 inches meat, peace was never an option 💀💀💀💀
• But anyway girl he WOULD annoy you IN EVERY CHANCE
• Like that ugly boy in 5th grade that was into you, and he thought that if he annoyed you, he would get you? Like, nah fam yo face is a condom ad, and your birth certificate should be used as material to sue condom companies for failing society 💀💀💀💀💀
• But yeah this bastard is handsome
• BUT LIKE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE A FEW CENTIMETERS SHORTER THAN HIM (like me) YOU'RE NOT SAFE BESTIE THAT'S WHY I'M SO MAD.
• LIKE
• You: build well established argument on why you shouldn't do something.
• Rafayel: Uhmmmm okay *smack lips* but I'm taller so womp womp let's go 💅🏼
• AND THEN HE COMPLAIN AS TO WHY EVERTHING WENT WRONG 💀💀💀
• Nah I would push him down the stairs 🩷

• Ok... but now if you were taller 😏
• Ok this tsundere deepweb Ariel
• Would be so easy to make him shut up
• FRRRRRR
• NO NO NO LISTEN LISTEN
• Like:

Rafayel: *being a Lil bitch*

You sexy tall femme fatale Lil mama ass: *leg kabedon him and lean closer to his face*

Rafayel: *submissive and breedable*

• ONG
• HE'S A SIMP TOO BUT AT LEAST XAVIER IS A GOOD BOY
• That's literally them👇🏽

• Btw Rafayel would be all gangsta until he finds out that HE'S THE ONE WITH THE PERFECT HEIGHT TO HUG YOU AND BURRY HIS FACE ON YO BOOBS
• Yeah he might bite them
• This bitch I hate him (affectionately)

Caleb

• Let's pretend that I'm know what I'm saying as if we have enough material to know about this man 💀
• Ok so Mista Bombastic here
• If you shorter than him
• Another Lil shit
• But listen
• You both grew up together 😏
• So like
• You might be short but at least you didn't get literally shitted on by a pigeon when you sneaking out of gramas house UNLIKE SOMEONE LMAO
• So yeah although he can and WILL call you demoted goofy dwarf
• At least you can make fun of him that once he took a shit so big that he had to cut with a knife 💀💀

Caleb: Hey pipsqueak

You: Hey poop master

Caleb: Okay, that's pretty f up of you to say bro

• So you got him on a leash sista
• Ok now if you taller than him
• Ok first thing first:
• Is you single hit me up shawtie 😎😎😎🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

• *AHEM ANYWAY
• Also another one that wouldn't change much
• He has laughed at you for hitting your face on ceilings made by gnomes (low life humans, I'm not one of them tho shawtie 😎👉🏽👉🏽)
• And also he WOULD BE THAT BITCH
• That would kick the back of your knees
• And in any form he would still tackle you down to tickle you
• And hear me out
• Yall childhood friends
• No, not the cute trope that's Zayne stupid
• I mean like
• You guys are close enough for this type of shit be normal👇🏽

• Don't worry that's you on him 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

And that's all folks enough crack for the day