🌱So here how the LADS would react, knowing that their little sister is with an idiot! (It's them... in another font *sigh* 🤦🏽‍♀️)🌱

Characters: You(reader), Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel.

Tags: Crack (lmao who guessed), they're your big brothers, they are also hypocrites, Rafayel kinda sus 🤨, but Xavier doesn't back down either but he just end being even more sus and idk how to feel about that 💀, Zayne is disappointed... again, bullet fic cuz I love it.

Sumary: How does the boys react when you show up at home with one of the boys as your boyfriend. DUMB SHIT UNDER THE CUT.

Rafayel:

• Ight girl listen I'll start with Zayne cuz it will be shorter trust me 💀
• When you show up with that hunk of a man at your door my man was SHOCKED
• Like girl???
• After so many red flags you finally stopped going after those medium-ugly incels with mommy issues that play League of legends? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
• Rafayel is not really a believer but he feel on his knees thanking God for finally putting some common sense in you.
• Your therapist is probably sneezing at that.
• After you kick his head to get up and stop embarrassing you in front of Zayne you guys join to have lunch with your parents.
• Now low-key tho
• Your mom bullies him saying that even YOU got a decent boyfriend now and not Rafayel 💀 (you say "hey!" at that but you shut ur mouth at the sight of her chancla 🤡)
• Your mom trusts him so quickly (I mean ofc cuz he's a doctor and you're pretty sure she would exchange you and Rafayel for HALF a Zayne and a cup-noodles 💀) that he always leave with her TUPPERWARE I REPEAT TUPPERWARE MY GUYS YOUR MOTHER WON'T EVEN ALLOW YOU CLOSE TO THOSE EVEN AFTER SHE DIES BUT SHE GIVES TO HIM LIKE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
• He low-key jealous now but happy for you.
• Now if it's Xavier uh...
• He's weary???
• Cuz listen, don't kill me, but if xavier shows up at your doorstep wearing a hoodie and with a sleepy face
• Rafayel will just sigh and think "The father issues are getting worse man.. Please God if you there make him play just Valorant but not league, I don't want to kill someone for hurting my dumb sister (again)."
• But after talking to him for a bit he notice that he's quite the nice guy
• Kinda weird that he has a mind of a boomer but okay.....???
• At the end of lunch with Xavier your mom already loves him, that bitch is the favorite child and he just arrived today like 💀💀💀💀
• Xavier departs full of plastic pots (SOMETHING THAT REALLY PROVES THAT SHE TRUSTS HIM) full of sweets and food for a week.
• Rafayel is chill with Xavier, low-key mad that now your mom only wants to feed HIM meanwhile whenever he says he's hungry your mom just says "Perish." 💀

Xavier

• Okay with Rafa first cuz 😭
• The moment Rafayel shows at your door step the first thing he says is
• "Sister you have been followed by a pimp..." 💀
• And he's already hugging you and saying that you're not the type of woman to do that you're his little sister but the moment you say that this hobo f-boy from the deepweb is your boyfriend he freezes and hold your shoulders.

Xavier: Sister... Have you been forced to this? Is this a bet? Do you need help? *he says in a supposed whisper but it's obvious that Rafayel can hear cuz he's right behind you 💀*

You: Xavy nooo he's my boyfriend and I love him ☺️

• You never seen your brother look so devastated
• He sits on the couch holding his head muttering that he failed as a big brother because his sister is now dating some sort of fboy from those doramas (that he's been obsessed with lately)

Meanwhile Rafayel on the doorstep yet: "Yall know I'm still here right? 😀

Xavier: *muttering* unfortunately...

Rafayel: 😀 ..😐..🫥

• But surprisingly not that Xavier will EVER admit.
• The guy is nice??
• I mean he's definitely a slut but like a cool to hang out with slut to be honest.
• Turns out they get along so well that it looks like Rafayel likes to spend more time with Xavier than you 😭😭😭😭😭 (he just like that he can drag your brother around, you're just mad cuz you're the one supposed to do that >:c)
• And bro... the are so homies like 🤨🤨🤨 yanno?
• One day after they both play video games while you watch them both ( wich was fun actually it's like they game and comment lol)
• Rafayel just hit Xavier with like:

Rafayel: Ey ehe *fboy laugh bite lip* if you win that race for me on Mario kart imma give you a kiss on ya hot mouth man.

Xavier: no homo?

Rafayel: definitely not my dude 😔👌🏽

Xavier: ight bet.

• He won.
• In like
• 1th place...
• My guys... the silence in the room as the victory screen shows up WAS SO LOUD LIKE 😭😭😭
• And you ofc

You: Damn I'm living my Bl dreams lmao

Rafayel: PRINCESS I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND??

Xavier: And?

• ...
• After that attempt of a joke from Xavier, everyone went to their respective places and never talked about that 💀
• Now let's not forget Zayne.
• Poor guy he becomes your personal babysitter 💀
• Like literally one day after he comes from work to spend time with your family
• You and Xavier just lay your head on each of his thighs.
• Like, wasn't he supposed to be the one resting now? 🤡
• But as if you're both cute cats Zayne doesn't move.
• Actually he learns that your hair is really fluffy and soft... hm... must run in the family?
• He receives a call but he doesn't move.
• He's stuck.
• Happily stuck.
• At least you two don't run from him when he tries to pet your hair 😭

Zayne

• Honey listen
• The moment that this thing right here👇🏽

• Showed at your door step
• He just said "No." And closed the door on his face after pulling you inside.
• After a quite heated discussion behind the door (that Rafayel definitely heard someone calling him a man-whore 💀) and a lot of *sighs* from Zayne he opens the door again, maybe he wasn't too bad if you chose him right?

Rafayel: Hey Big brother heh can I call you that right-

Zayne: No. *slams the door again*

• Honey... Zayne is so disappointed 😭😭😭😭
• You're his dear sister but like why did you get an idiot like that? 😭😭😭😭
• Rafayel keeps trying to win Zayne over and low-key you cringe but hey, you love him alright?
• Your mom doesn't really give a shit she's too busy destroying some villages at clash of clans.
• Zayne is the older son and my man is tired 😭
• But I mean.... whatever makes you happy... sister...

Sometimes Zayne wishes he could just:

• Now about Xavier...
• Hmm he's cautious as he would be, he's your older brother AND YOUR MOTHER WON'T GET OFF THAT DAMN PHONE.
• Anyways
• He's definitely worried when Xavier asks to go to your room.
• No... they wouldn't do anything weird right?
• I mean... it's always the quiet ones, right? He knows that well *ahem*
• But... you wouldn't... right?
• After being tormented he makes some snacks as an excuse to barge in your room purposely walking quietly so you wouldn't hear him coming.
• But when he opens the door he feels ashamed for thinking something like that.
• He finds you curled on Xavier's lap, looking more calm than ever, you fell asleep after a full tummy of delicious lunch.
• He doesn't remember seeing you like this since you were children, and he used to hold you just like that when you had nightmares about dad.
• He watches as Xavier caress your back and kiss the crown of your head.
• He feels his heart melting in his chest seeing this, he feels at ease knowing you're safe with someone like him.
• He ignores the pain he feels knowing that you don't need him to hold you like this anymore, you're all grown now and you don't need your big brother to protect you from nightmares anymore.
• He leaves the snacks on your table, and he and Xavier lock gazes, they both give each other the "Nod".
• He passed. He's worthy of his little baby sister.

Author notes: lmao yall my bad I did Rafayel so dirty but I can't resist bullying him every time 😭😭😭

Also dayum wth why did I do this to myself with zayne 💀💀💀💀 this is what happens when you write about him while listening "When she loved me" from toy's story 🤡 BRB I'm gonna cry 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

THANKS FOR THE ASK THO @yuzuocha LOVE YOU POOKIE 💖💖💖💖