Hello yall it's been a while cuz college has been shoving it up my ass so damn hard and not the good way 😭😭😭

Chile anyways I was stretching and I farted at the gym and got inspired 💅🏽 so here's:

The LADS BOYS REACTING TO YOU FARTING (stinky 🫵🏽)

Pairing: You, Zayne, Rafayel and Xavier

Tags: Fart fic (haha get it?... sorry), crack as always, bullet fic cuz I is stupid and me can't form words, this fic will NOT go in the way that you think cuz it's me writing and there's nothing more original than the voices in my head 💅🏽.

Xavier:

• Ok so for starters
• Yall know each other for a while now;
• Like, sleep in the same bed, eat together, basically at some point you two are living together cuz it's cheaper anyways.
• So uhm 👁️👄👁️
• Have you ever heard that nobody is pretty when you look closer?
• In the beginning, Xavier was shy about taking a dookie in yo bathroom like a cute lil guy cuz he's just like that
• Until one day after you guys have a lot of spice food at his place
• You just hit him with "Mah guy, we know each other long enough right?"
• and he was like "Yeah sure 😊"
• poor guy
• so you just said "Cool cuz imma bout to make yo bathroom a gaz chamber that would make the n@zi jealous."
• bestie... WHAT 😭😭😭😭

• POOR GUY LMAO
• and all he could say was "ah... go... ahead...? 😟"
• no need to say that you were true to your word and he had to sleep in your place, reasonably so cuz it's not every day you see an aloe vera die in a span of 1 minute after opening the door(gates of hell) of the bathroom 💀
• So yeah, you guys are pretty close.... unfortunately 💀
• So low key at this point Xavier is like a war veteran who's used to gore and war 💀
• But hey hey hey
• Don't feel bad for him just yet
• This Lil shit
• When you fart, loudly (It's hard to be a big bootie baddy ✋🏽😩)
• If he's near, he looks at you
• Like 😐
• And then
• Yall...
• For God's sake this is a cry for help
• He looks at you. DEAD IN THE EYE.
• And fart too.
• No.
• Not like *toot* 💓💓💓💞💞💞💞
• It's more like:

HOW

HOW

HE DON'T EVEN HAVE MUCH ASS SO HOW???????

You literally had to leave the kitchen once

• Not only that shit be loud like a DAMN NUKE it's also BIOHAZARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
• EVEN YOUR CAT PUKED ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭 SHOUT OUT TO BEAN MY DUDE RIP ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
• AND HE HAS THE CAUCASITY TO BE POUTY CUZ "iF yOU CaN, wHy Can'T i?"
• BITCH SHUT UP THAT WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT GET AWAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽
• After that, you avoid farting with him on the premises
• Cuz if he has to go through your stinky fart
• You have to survive deal with his =)

Rafayel:

• Ok this piece of shit
• Creepy ah goofy hoe with a foot fetish (probably)
• Listen yall, this guy right here☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
• Will take the STINKIEST FART
• LIKE BRO JUST THROW THOSE PANTS AWAY YOU MUST'VE SHITTED CUZ 😭😭😭😭😭
• And not only that
• He's a pro 🤡
• So literally when you're with him as his body guard
• Sistah 😭😭😭😭😭
• He'll literally fart silently in the crowd, and while everyone is falling convulsing on the floor, looking who's the culprit, he's just walking away like:

• This Lil rat
• In the beginning it was funny
• Until this ASSHOLE
• FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR
• You felt like you were in a movie being torture by Jigsaw 💀💀💀
• AND IT GETS WORSE
• CUZ THERE WAS PEOPLE IN THERE AND GUESS WHO THEY LOOKED AT?
• YOU
• THEY TOUGHT IT WAS YOU
• The poor hard working, sweating deepspace hunter 😭
• WHILE THAT BITCH WAS STANDING THERE LIKE

• HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO LAUGH AT YOU WHILE EVERYONE GAVE YOU THE STINKY EYE
• You hate even more because you found out by Thomas that he used to get away from social interactions by farting...
• That piece of shit can fart on command.....
• RAFAYEL YOU PRICK
• *Rafayel sneezes in his place, with a sense of dread and incoming doom*
• Now, when you fart...
• He's all dramatic for no reason saying shit like "Oh. My. God🙄🙄🙄🙄💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽 What gave you eaten?? 😟😟😟😟😟✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽 disgusteng"
• Like bro shut up your farts are literally considered a war crime 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀.

Zayne:

• Ok...
• I'll be honest that's my man yeah but like
• 💀
• He's straight up scary
• I mentioned in another fic that he know you guys well
• Way too well
• But that's just messed up 💀
• You don't feel embarrassed farting around him
• That mf has seen you naked while you were unconscious
• (No, it was not from fighting Wanderers... you fell... on the slippery bathtub... yeah... a lot o people saw you naked that day... you don't think much about it tho, it just sucks because Zayne be acting like a Hispanic mom busting in your room saying that "there's nothing that she hasn't seen b4" 💀)
• Anyways
• So once you guys were hanging at your place making food.
• You release a toot
• And just say "Hey I farted, my bad."
• It's quiet on the kitchen the only sound It's from you cutting tomatoes and the sizzling sound of Zayne making scrambled eggs.
• But you hear...
• You hear a small *sniff*
• You whip your head toward him earning yourself a *pop* from ur neck
• And you see for a millisecond
• His nostrils flared a bit....
• Nah man nah 💀 you were literally like:

• AND IT GETS WORSE
• WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM IN PURE SHOCK
• HE JUST HIT YOU WITH THE MOST NONCHALANT TONE:
• "You ate those donuts didn't you? *sigh* You never learn..."
• BROTHER???
• BROTHER PLEASE WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
• And when you ask him what the actual hell he ONCE AGAIN STRIKES WITH:
• "What? I'm your doctor, and I know you long enough so this happens."
• NO. IT DOES FLIPPING NOT SIRE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
• (I love obsessed and yandere tropes and also criminal podcasts but that shit put the fear of GOD in me 💀)
• Also his farts is a mystery
• Never in your years of friendship and/or being together you seen this guy fart
• It's a urban legend at this point
• But he does
• He farts on the streets where nobody could know who would've done it.
• He's just slick with 💀
• But if you engage in a relationship with him and live with him
• You'll find out that he farts the most in his sleep
• Good luck surviving that shawtie

And that's all folks, good luck living with these dudes ig 💀💀💀💀💀