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- It all started because Xav was like "ur dur I don't have any game to play ur dur" and you were playing recently with Tara and well mind you, you were a pro 😘
- so ofc you would give him a game that you already tested... that's all 🥰
- bruh💀
- BRUHHH 😭😭😭😭
- HE LITERALLY BULLYS YOU!!!!
- LIKE BRO
- You're in 6th place already 😭😭😭 WHY DID HE THREW THAT BOMB ON YOU??? WHAT WAS THE REASON????
- And he effing GIGGLES
- BRUH 😭😭😭
- You drop the control and walk away from that asshole
- Now look at him chasing you saying "bAbe" and "hoNeY" Goofy ahh 🤨🤨🤨
- Now, whenever you play, he makes sure to at least let you win twice (AS HE SHOULD???)
- But he's good (he's good in every single game, unfortunately)
- Just don't make fun of him by saying something about him improving his skills at the claw machine cuz he will cook you, AND HE IS PETTY 😭😭😭😭
- Also, he loves Waluigi because his laugh is funny, and will ask you to match with Wario if you say no cuz Wario is ugly he will give you the 🥺🥺🥺🥺 look.
- DON'T LET HIM FIND OUT THAT THERE'S MATCHING WARIO AND WALUIGI PAJAMAS PLEASE THEY'RE SO UGLY 😭😭😭😭😭
- ight fellas
- He's literally the funniest because he sucks and he always get shitted on when he talks shit 😭
- And he will be tweaking in the corner like this LMAOOOOO
- BUT TALKS TOO MUCH SHIT
- YOU TWO KEEP BUTTING HEADS WHEN YOU PLAY BECAUSE YOU USE YOUR WHOLE BODY INTO IT LMAO 😭
- But that Lil prick will always brag when he passes in front of you 😒
- Only to run out of the map LMAO 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
- And he keeps getting kicked out of the map as the others pass and then he is in last place
- AND HE STARES MAD AT YOU LIKE IT'S YOUR FAULT BRO 💀💀💀
- He goes to sleep turned at you because you won and he's all pouty and with an attitude
(I would peg that attitude outta him but you do you ig 🤭)- 7/10 🙄🤚🏽🤚🏽 ain't my fault you can't drift buddy.
- Also always will pick Princess Peach because he's based and very mindful and very demure 💅🏽💅🏽
- Will throw hands if you pick Princess Peach, not very mindful and demure of him -100 aura 🙄😒
- He's just as good as when he plays claw machine 💀
- he low key sucks and you keep giving him a side eye cuz whenever he gets passed by a player you can hear his grip on the controller tightening 💀💀💀
- He has a PERSONAL BEEF WITH PRINCESS PEACH 😭😭😭😭
- And it's too funny because so far he never got the first place because there was ALWAYS ONE PRINCESS PEACH passing him last second
- Don't pick Princess Peach you will feel the air shifting 💀💀 she is his nemesis
- Donkey Kong maniac fan 😭😭😭
(I kinda see Sylus looking like Vox Akuma the Vtuber LMAO)- He will ask you to use Dixie Kong to match him and will say that it's the only way to defeat Princess Peach.
- You two finally reach the final with him ahead of you (cuz you let him poor guy 🤡)
- When he is in the first place you quickly notice someone on the 3rd quickly approaching with a turtle
- before you warn him he gets hit
- He got passed by someone using baby Daisy 🤡🤡🤡
- AND POOR THING HE LOOKED AT YOU LIKE THIS:
- Don't worry, you grabbed his face and gave him a few kisses
- He was mad at how annoying that game is but if you will pepper his face with kisses then it's not so bad to lose.
- But also, I don't think he will always suck either because at some point he will be getting on your nerves
- Your biggest mistake was teaching him on how to use bananas 😭😭😭😭
- Pookie
- Imma hold your hand when I tell you this
- I love him, you love him we all do.
- BUT HE'S A MONSTER 😭😭😭😭
- IT'S LIKE HE IS USING ALL HIS ANGER AND STRESS FROM WORK ON THIS GAME
- PEOPLE LITERALLY LOG OUT WHEN HE IS IN THE GAME 😭😭😭
- He easily reaches worldwide top 10 💀
- And you showed him the game 2 months ago 💀💀
- What have you done 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
- He got all the strategies, he watched videos, and he played and replayed all maps.
- AND HE HAS THE BALLS TO SAY THAT IT'S JUST A HOBBIE THING 😭😭😭😭😭
- And NO he won't go easy on you 😭😭😭
- If you just as petty as me you will literally cry 😭😭😭
- He's too good at it that son of a bitch can drift and even JUMP out of the map and go back
- THAT MUST BE A GLITCH 🗣🗣🗣🗣 NINTENDO DO SOMETHING 🗣🗣
- The one he likes using the most is Isabelle which is even more terrifying because nothing worse than seeing a cute Lil dog EFFING NUKE YOUR CAR 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
- So, depending on how you are, you might just cry, and he will take pity on you (like me because I'm super petty and competitive 😭)
- Or if you are like my moots you will jump his neck and choke him
- IF I CAN'T WIN NOBODY WILL 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
Thank you everpony if you read my nonsense this far lmao hope ya have enjoyed it!! Also sorry for taking so long and thanks pookie @chaos-in-deepspace for influencing me now my blog finna look all cutesy 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
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