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Life was the same as ever for Timmie.
It was another day of standing by the same god forsaken bridge outside of Mondstat, tending to his
pirgeions—his only friends in this cruel world.
Passerbys often scared away his pigreons, which annoyed lil timmothious to no end.
However, he couldn’t truely bring himself to be completely mad at them—he knew that they didn’t mean harm, and they didn’t know about his close relations with pigiroewnfwoenjkds.....
PIGIEON
But, there was one passerby which annoyed him to no end, who truel made him furious.
While others would apolgise the first time and try their best to be silent when they saw the…….PIGROWGJNJSFD, the traveller made time out of their day to walk upto the pigeons, scare them, and
return to Mondstat whenever they visited.
It was infuriating!
The pigeons would take hours to come back, and now they flew away by the mere sight of the traveller!
Tim wanted to do something. Anything to make the traveller stop. His resolve was so strong that Celestia itself could be seen quivering.
Timo didn’t do anything though. The flying away of his pigeons was easy to look over, as they always came back eventually. And that was enough for him.
Until.
It had been weeks since timothy had seeen his beloved pigeons. It took 12 hours max until his pigeons came
back.
For it to have been weeks…had the traveller scared them off for good? Were they truly gone…just like his
father? Were his only friends gone?
He decided to go back to the safety of Mondstat’s walls. He would just have to wait some longer…
And then he heard it.
The traveller was discussing with Guy, talking about their latest dish that they made over the month.
Now, Timmie would usually have an irresistible urge to punch them to the ground, but Timmie was too curious
for his good. Something told him he needed to listen to this conversation…
“...haha! Yeah, it took me forever to find the ingredients. But a few weeks ago, I realised the ingredients were right before me this whole time! Do you know those pigeons on the Mondstat bridge? I used the pigeons there! All the fowl I needed and more, right there! I made sure Timmie wasn’t in earshot though. I’m sure he can find other pigeon friends.”
Timothy’s whole world was shattered.
He was purely enraged. How could they?! He felt the rage boil up from his toes to his head.
He would make the traveller pay. NO ONE touches lil tomothious’s pigeons!
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If one looked at the sky at that moment, particularly in Celestia's direction, one could see the flying island
shivering, looking as if it would fall out of the sky.
The Unknown God may have been seen shivering in their boots as well, if there was anyone to witness them.
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Suddenly, Timmie felt a cold, heavy weight in his hand. Confused, he opened up his palm.
It revealed the cool, wind-touched metal of an anemo vision.
Celestia had finally caved into Timmie’s unmatched wrath, and had given him a vision; if not for the sake of
Teyvat, then for the sake of Celestia and the Unknown God resting easy without nightmares of skrunkly lil
timosoaios invading Celestia and bringing it to the ground.
Oh yeah. It’s all coming together.
Timmie would make the traveller pay if it was the last thing he did.
He slowly walked up to the traveller, an evil grin creeping up his face.
A menacing aura oozed off him, one that made every dog and cat in Mondstat flee for their lives, right out of the gates.
(Among the cats, a certain pink-haired blue-eyed child could be seen.)
Even the people of Mondstat felt a chill up their backs as they felt an evil essence emerge.
The traveller and Guy turned to look at Timmie, confused.
“Timmie?”
“Hello, traveller. Ready to fight for your life?”
*Cue boss music:*