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1. how to get rid of a drooling batgirl-catgirl who can't take a hint by the_cursed_queen_xoxo

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2024

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   • Blitzo/Emberlynn Pinkle
   • Emberlynn Pinkle
   • Stalking
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Harassment
   • Platonic Sex
   • it’s not exactly platonic
   • it’s kinda complicated actually but just know that blitz does NOT like emberlynn back
   • he views her as the basement-dwelling anime-loving loser she is
   • Fat Shaming
   • Light Angst
   • i think it’s canon that ember’s parents don’t like her much
   • who can blame them tho?
   • Bad Sex
   • Light Bondage
   • Embarrassment
   • Disappointment

   Summary

   Emberlynn would not move on from Blitz and her fanfiction dreams of him falling in love with her and somehow involving Satan into their love story (although Blitz had told her a million times Satan was a busy guy and would never waste a moment of his time on an imp and a 25-year-old Sinner).

   She respawned every time he killed her.

   He begged and begged Stolas to petrify her with his powers or to buy him an angelic weapon as he couldn’t afford one himself, but the prince just smirked and said, “Oh, sorry, Blitzy. I think I might have a doctor’s appointment with Octavia right now. Mm, shame.” then hung up. He's so petty it's kind of impressive.

   M&M and Fizz and Ozzie were of no help as they smugly believed this was exactly the punishment Blitz deserved for stalking them both so much.

   But there was ONE way to get rid of her without anyone’s help, and Blitz was willing to do it.

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