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Basically Dazai gets a call in class n Snape tells him to put it on speaker n his relationship w chuyya is reveled (they're 14 nothing segsual) then chuuya visits hogwarts n meets the gang plus Blaise agnst :(
(i deleted by mistake the other one, they're identicall anyway so i jst posted it again :))

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Sorry i deleted the other one!! (i'm new on Ao3 that's why)
they all speak english ik, let's ignore that :)

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The moment he opened his eyes, Dazai can feel that something is amiss. He forgot something perhaps?
It’s anyway not something important.

Even though he thinks it’s nothing important, the feeling never really goes away.

At breakfast Dazai and Blaise sit together as usual, and the bandaged boy didn’t realize he was zoning out until Blaise spoke. ‘’Are you ok Dazai?’’ He asked, his tone and face matching, both having a hit of concern.

‘’Ah, nothing to worry about, my dear Blaise!’’ Dazai replied cheerfully. ‘’It’s because we have a class with Lockhart today?’’ asked Blaise. Dazai forgot completely about that. ‘’Probably’’ he replied.

Something touched his shoulder and a loud voice behind him said ‘’Do not fear Snakey!!’’ said the first and the other one continued in the same loud tone ‘’we will protect you!’’. Those were the twins, Fred and George.

‘’That’s why you are my favorite gingers!’’ replied Dazai with a smile on his face. ‘’Of course we are boss!’’ shouted the twins with an enthusiastic tone.

Now Lockhart’s class was approaching. He, Blaise and Draco were making their way to the class.
Draco and Blaise were saying something about Snape’s class when two girls passed by talking about how another professor will supervise Lockhart’s class.

That’s interesting. If it’s true Dazai can’t help but think ‘Who will it be?’

While he was lost in thought, his eye spotted ginger hair. Two ginger hair. Then another one. The twins, Ron and Hermione who appeared not after long behind the smaller ginger, were going towards Lockhart’s class too.

The twins noticed the three slytheriyns, their face lighting us as soon as they saw Dazai, and hurried to him. Ron and Hermione following them.

The hell’s hounds were going to the class together. Even when chatting with his so-said ‘friends’, the feeling was still there. It wasn’t something bad exactly, but it didn’t make any good that the bandaged covered cannot find the reason for this uneasiness.

They got in the class and took their seats. Dazai put down and placed a hand under his chin.

He was very sleepy. Oh.
He and Chuuya spoke yesterday. That’s why his eye is closing himself.

The chatter stopped once Lockhart put his foot in the classroom. ‘’Hello, students! Welcome to another wonderful class I’m teaching!’’ he said in a tone that could be mistaken from shouting with a big and wide grin filling his face.
‘’Even though the amazing me is teaching you, today is an exception. Therefore, two other teachers will accompany me!’’ the man continued in the same tone.

‘So those ‘rumors’ were true…somehow…’ though the bandaged brunette. ‘I wonder who will be’ he said to himself. That was the whole class though probably.

When Dazai got out of his mind, Lockhart was continuing his speech ‘’ Professor Snape and McGonagall will be joining us today!’’

‘At least it wasn’t Snape with Prompfey’ Dazai though while Lockhart was telling the students to open at some page to learn about a mythical creature of some sorts.
Of course Dazai was completely lost in his mind, just seeming as he was actually paying attention at all the stupid things Lockhart was yapping about.

Apparently Snape was there just because the lesson was involving potions, so it’s just naturally that he will take up the offer if he got a chance to supervise Dazai, even it was coming from Lockhart.
McGonagall was there for the same reason most probably. Supervising Dazai was the best motivation ever, great.

He was half-asleep when his left coat pocket started vibrating and a very annoying ringtone song filled the room.

All eyes turned to him, including Snape’s sharp stare. ‘Absolutely great’ the bandaged boy mused. Attention was the last thing he needed in his currently sleepy mood.

But, more importantly who was calling him? Mori knew he has classes now, Odasaku was always texting him, never calling, only he called Ango…

The only answer remained is…

He swiftly pulled his hand into the coat’s pocket, grabbed the phone in a fast single motion. He took a look at the user name and sighted loudly.

Of-fucking-course it was the little chibi.

Just mere seconds before he almost pressed the ‘decline’ button, Snape started in a firm tone. ‘’Mister Dazai,’’ the boy in question looked at him, not yet pressing the button. ‘’stand up and explain why did you think it was a good idea to bring your phone to class, especially not muting it.’’ he finished and looked skeptically at Dazai.

The bandaged brunette stood up as told and started to explain himself. Invent excuses more likely.

‘’See, professor, I simply forgot to mute it. It won’t happen again!’’ He replied in a slightly bit more high-pitched voice, with a small smile plastered on his pale face.

Just when all ordeal was about to finish and Dazai almost pressed the button to decline the call and stop that infernal sound that has been going on for more than it should, ‘’who called snakey?’’ a voice was heard.

The voice of one of the ginger twins. ‘’Yeah!’’ continued the other twin.
That caused literally chaos. All the class was curious of who would call the scary demon student. And the teachers. Especially the teachers.

‘I take back that you two are my favorite gingers’ the boy thought to himself, even true that phase wasn’t even true to begin with.

The chatter of the kids was now way louder than his annoying ringtone. Until with a wave of hand the chatter died a Snape drew his hand back. ‘’Quiet!’’ he shouted. ‘’Mister Dazai, would you put it on speaker? I heard this is the muggles punishments for such situation.’’

‘Researched, didn’t we?’ Dazai mused to himself.

‘’I absolutely agree!’’ Said Lockhart to remind everyone of his annoying existence.

‘’Of course, professor.’’ Dazai said as he watched a pleased look on Snape’s face.

And so the bandaged boy pressed the green button instead for the red one. And the speaker one. What a pain.
The class was dead silent. How the all the teachers dreamed to make this happen themselves.
Right after the graveyard silence, from the phone a male voice was heard shouting very loudly.

‘’WHAT THE FUCK MAKEREL!?’’ the voice started ‘’THE FUCK WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK UP!? I THOUGHT YOU FINALLY FUCKING KILLED YOURSELF!!’’ the strange shouting continued.

At those word Snape made a slightly shocked face. Much like everyone else, taken aback.

‘’Calm down you microscopic slug, I wasn’t killing myself.’’ Returned right back in a very, maybe too much playful tone giving what the discussion phone was about.

‘’Prove it.’’ Was the simple replied that came on the other side of the phone.

‘’Aw! The tiny chibi cares about me?’’ said the bandaged covered boy while making puppy eyes at the phone whereas the other reply was ‘’absolutely fucking not.’’ Said a stern voice.

‘’I’m in school right now you stupid small chibi.’’ Said the brunette, almost giggling.

The weirdest thing about all this exchange was the Dazai, the Dazai Osamu, the demon student, the one who hides all his emotions from everyone, sounded fucking genuine. The second most shocking occurrence from this call and not even two full minutes passed.

That shocked everyone even more.

‘’That magic school Mori send you to?’’ hears from the phone.

‘’Oh, wow! I didn’t know dogs have their cerebrum this highly dezvolted!’’ Dazai shoot back the reply in no time. ‘’YOU BASTARD STOP CALLING ME YOUR DOG!’’ came back the voice shouting once again the angry voice.

‘’Aw, but you are!’’ He said back as a large smirk was making its display on Dazai’s face. ‘’Eww, I can see your smirk trough the phone the fuck’’ Came the voice.

How did a person from God knows in what end of world they were, knew that Dazai smirked, through the phone, no less?

The man in question giggled. Fucking giggled.

‘’You know me so good, my dear hatrack!’’ weird enough, that sounded oddly found. Especially for Dazai. ‘’For what did even called your my master?’’ he continued with the same fondly tone.

‘’WHY FOR FUCKS SAKE DID YOU PUT A SNAIL STICKER ON MY MOTORCYCLE!?’’ said the angered voice, probably shouting louder than all the times until now.

‘’oh, that. I just don’t like it. It’s so ugly” Said the bandaged boy with a more distant tone. ‘’She’s gorgeous. The fuck do you mean.’’ Said the voice with a slightly disgusted pitch.

‘’You love that thing more than me!? Your beloved partner!?’’ says the brunette in an unnecessary dramatic way, furrowing his brows upwards, putting a disgusted accent on the word ‘thing’.

The reply came too fast, exactly when the last word was spoken, ‘’Yes.’’.

‘’Rude!’’ Said back the brunette. ‘’Fuck you too.’’ Said the voice in a somewhat angry tone.

‘’I’ll let the famous Dazai Osamu to study, bye fucker-‘’ He doesn’t get to finish his sentence due to Dazai interrupting him ‘’Not fair! Mori should get you to school here too!’’ he said with a pout.

‘’Lmfao. I’m not the one Mori likes to torture’’ Said the voice back.
‘’Not funny.’’ said Dazai in a totally dead-serious tone.
‘’Sorry.’’ Said the voice fast, actually sounding apologetic.

Silence followed right after that weird exchange, but didn’t last long ‘’Where is that magic school of yours anyway?’’ said the mysterious voice. A pause and the reply ‘’somewhere not even I know’’.

‘’The genius doesn’t know something?’’ said the voice mockingly.

‘’Shut the fuck up you chuchuyawa.’’

‘’Did you just fucking combined my name with one of a dog?’’
‘’Very smart! The tiniest and most aggressive on at that, perfect match!’’

Dazai really gigged at that.

‘’I hope you drawn yourself.’’ the voice sounded pissed.
‘’How supportive!’’ said the brunette with a smile on his face.

‘’You’re impossible. I’ll track you down.’’ the mysterious voice just basically said that as someone who doesn’t practice wizardry, will break into the school?

‘’There’s a big ass water lake or something surrounding it.’’ said Dazai, making it sound like a challenge.
‘’I’ll use tained.’’ He answered from the other side of the phone.

With a shrug Dazai agreed ‘’I guess that works too.’’

‘’There’s also guards.’’ added Dazai. ‘’Since when did that stop me?’’ replied the voice in a sarcastic way somehow. ‘’Just don’t hurt them bad. If you’ll come just knock them up without any broken bones or limbs preferably.’’

Someone unknown was just about to break in Hogwarts and on top of that use violence, the teacher present surely didn’t take that information really well.
How violent was this person? First the shouting then this violence and how strong to the point broken bones and limbs were ‘not bad’ for them?

‘’K, bye you fish-‘’ the voice didn’t get to finish once again being interrupted by the bandaged boy’s remark ‘’I was on the speaker the whole time by the way’’ he said in a lightly tone.

A whole completely quiet minute passed before the phone screamed ‘’ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS YOU DIPSHIT!? THE FUCK WAS IN YOUR HEAD!? WHAT’LL MORI THINK OF THIS!? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!?’’ and the ranting went on and on just to finish with a simple ‘’I fucking hate you.’’ Said in a firm more dark tone.

Dazai chuckled at that and said ‘’mh, I love you too hatrack~’’
With a fondly smile covering his whole face.

 

Every living creature that was currently in the room except for the culprit itself, had their mouth agape.

The other line groaned loudly and said ‘’love you too shithead’’ then added ‘’I’m not coming to you, you can fuck yourself,’’ not a millisecond later, ‘’only if you watch me’’ said the bandaged boy in a more seductive way.

The kids in the room were stunned to say at least, and the professors completely and absolutely utterly horrified.
The hell’s hounds all look terrified dismayed.

‘’I’m too young for this bye’’ the other line said with a tone lacking any emotion.

‘’Just kidding!’’ Dazai said laughing. Fucking laughing.
‘’I know. Bye’’

‘’See ya! Mwa!’’ The Dazai Osamu just kissed someone virtually, wonderful.

‘’Eww you just kissed me from the phone?’’ the voice tried to sound disgusted but it came too fondly to notice any hint of disgust in it.
‘’100% not’’ came the sarcastic reply.

‘’Cya.’’ were the last words of the voice before they hanged up.

Dazai raised his head slightly from his phone just to be welcomed with a lot of flabbergasted faces.

‘’Ah, sorry for that’’ He said making it sound like not everyone just find out the demon has a boyfriend, a Hogwarts entering and breaking crime was just planned, and didn’t just witnessed Dazai’s terrible flirt.

The first to speak was Ron ‘’what the bloody hell was that, mate’’ formulating it like a sentence, not at all like a question. And from there, everything went downhill.

The students started fully screaming things like ‘the demon said he loves someone’ or ‘he wants to destroy Hogwarts’ and the list could go on and on endlessly.

Fortunately Snape shut everyone up by shouting a simple ‘’Quiet!’’ moving his glare on every student before returning to Dazai. ‘’ Mind explaining what just happened, Mister Dazai?’’ asked Snape in a skeptical tone.

‘’On short my chibi loving boyfriend found the prank I made him before I got to Hogwarts again, just now, I know he’s slow, but you learn to put up with him together with his shouts and violence.

Anyway, that’s beside the point, but initially just that, but he missed me so much that he wants to come here personally to visit me!’’ he finished in a loving tone, looking at Snape with dreamy eyes.

Compared to Snape, who just breathed out exasperated in return, McGonagall was speechless.
Like everyone else for that matter.

Observing that, Dazai used that opportunity to sneak out of the class. He got up, and moved towards the door glancing at the professors. Neither of the could even make a sound come out of their mouth, while Snape just shoot the boy a death glare, who in return made an innocent face, grabbed the knob and got out of the classroom with a smirk making way to his playful face.

Once out of the classroom, he started wandering the empty halls heading towards their meeting room.
To the trip there he couldn’t get those faces out, their reaction was priceless! Dazai will pay anything see those faces once again.

His thoughts stopped just when he was right in front of the room.
Once gotten inside, he threw himself on the couch that seemed way more comfortable than it ever was, closed his eye and drifting to sleep.

Dazai heard a sound, someone entered the room. Not opening his eye, he waited to hear voices.
‘’There he is!’’ George’s voice sounded followed by Fred’s saying ‘’on the couch!’’

Several hurried steps were getting closer. They were all acting like all this is a bad thing. He’s 14. He can surely date the love of his life.

The footsteps were easy to tell apart. George, Fred, Ron, Hermione, Blaise, Draco, and… Snape? No, that can’t be. The gang would never tell a professor about the secret room. Especially the Snape.

‘’Problem child.’’ His voice proved Snape was definitely here. What’s the big deal, anyway?
The bandaged boy didn’t answer, still acting as if he was asleep. Not really trying tough.
‘’Dazai, I now you aren’t sleeping’’ a stern tone witch belonged to no other than his second in command, Blaise.
The boy at hand opened his eye and glanced at the other people in the room ‘’Why is everyone looking at me like that?’’ he asked in an amused tone.

Draco looked something in between horrified and angry while saying ‘’Maybe because you just had the most disturbing call with a supposed boyfriend!?’’ he almost shouted and then paused before continuing ‘’what in the Merlin’s name was that!?’’ in the same slightly shouting tone.

‘’Ah, yes, as I said, my tiny boyfriend called me because he so missed me! What big words you are using Draco! It wasn’t disturbing,’’ the brunette said, mocking the word ‘disturbing’ only to continue ‘’it’s our normal exchange, do not worry!’’ he added with a large smile hanging on his face.

Hermione looked completely devastated ‘’Dazai! You can’t let a person treat you that way! Especially your boyfriend!’’ she said with a deep frown.

‘’Yeah, everyone says our relationship is complicated, if you are one of us it’s not. But he’s just a tiny dog, do not worry!’’ Dazai answered Hermione’s lecture in the same voice, but despite the lies he tells everyone in that tone, this one is the most genuine someone in that room has ever seen.

Noticing that statement doesn’t erase their frowns, especially Snape witch just deepens.

The boy let’s out a sight. They’re going to annoy him with this incident today for eternity if he doesn’t clarify it. Therefore he continues ‘’He really is treating me well’’ he starts in a more soft and fond tone.

‘’He always takes care of me, cooks for me, let’s me sleep at his apartment most of the time,’’ he lowers his head facing the floor and his friends and professors shoes, as he lets out a small laugh at the good memories he and the ginger created together. ‘’He treats my wounds so I don’t have to go to Mori, helps me sleep,’’ he slightly giggles at the memory of the ginger gently kissing and caressing his face until he was peacefully sleeping, and their soft hugs…

Looking back at everyone he finishes ‘’Even if he’s just a tiny dog, he’s the best doggie in this whole world.’’ His gaze softened when the words escaped his mouth as he was watching the shocked faces of his fellow friends and surprisingly enough a relieved Snape.

‘’I’m glad you have found someone so important to you in that environment.’’ He said with a tender yet firm voice while looking with gentle eyes at the student he 100% totally doesn’t consider as his son.

An acknowledge nod from Dazai was the only thing in return.
A long, intense and agonizing silence followed.

‘’Snakey is happy and-‘’ Fred said succeeded by George completing ‘’-that’s all that matters!’’ both in a lighthearted tone, two big grins showing on both their faces. Ron was still looking at the bandaged boy with a frown still on display as he was saying ‘’I honestly don’t understand how did Dazai, of all people got a boyfriend.’’ Dazai had mischievous grin on his face as he says ‘’I am simply very attractive and charming” in a superior tone. ‘’If you say so, I trust you Dazai.’’ Hermione said. Draco was still in some kind of denial phase ‘’you are crazy.’’ He said simply in defeat.

Blaise, despite that he was probably that cared for Dazai the most beside Snape, was behind the bunch in front of him. The black boy developed stronger feelings for the boy. He had and as a matter of fact still has a secret crush on Dazai. And it’s not exactly small.

Hearing their exchange in class and how he spoke of him and with how much warm and love he spoke, he wasn’t in the best mood. Not at all. He was feeling horrible. He didn’t know if it was heartbroken, jealousy or just sadness. But whatever that was, he absolutely hated it.

But Dazai looked happier with that boy, not him.

While Blaise was lost in his depressed thoughts, the twins were planning something.

The ginger twins’ eyes started sparkling out of nowhere. Dazai did not missed it. This could mean two things: a dumb but brilliant prank, or a ridiculously dumb incredibly brilliant prank.

Hey suddenly look at each other simultaneously, smirking at each other.
Oh no. Their telepathy thing.
‘You know what I’m thinking about?’ thought Fred.
‘Off course I know Fred.’ Thought George.

In unison they said ‘’Sankey’s boyfriend can come to Hogwarts, right?’’ from the talk on the phone that occurred earlier in class, Chuuya did initially said he can come to his ‘magic school’. Without a doubt the twins pranks and chaos reminded that.
All the heads in the room turned to the twins, then swiftly back to the bandaged boy waiting eagerly for an answer. Dazai breathed out while preparing his response, which later he realized that it could be the one and only truth. ‘’Yes, he can technically get here,’’ he paused ‘’Why?’’ he said with a raised eyebrow.

The twins grin got suddenly larger, almost touching their ears with mischief ‘’Can we meet him?’’ both said at the same time. ‘’I, personally, want to meet this person who can put up with Dazai so good that they’re dating.’’ Draco said with a sarcastic yet still surprised tone. ‘’But what will the professors say! We can’t just get an outsider in Hogwarts!’’ said Hermione, she was right. The rules are strict and apply to everyone.

Maybe not everyone if you are the professors’ favourite.

The twins turned to Snape in a flash, making the most adorable puppy eyes to him while asking ‘’can we professor?’’

If Snape was honest, he really wanted to meet the boy Dazai adores so much. It’s only natural he agreed without any hint of hesitation. ‘’But we still are violating the rules here. We need to be extra cautious.’’ He added in a firm tone. Hermione couldn’t believe her ears, the ginger twins were completely overjoyed, Ron was surprised, Draco somehow saw this coming, and Blaise, let’s say he was relatively fine. Dazai didn’t think that he’ll accept Chuuya’s visit to Hogwarts, but he recovered fast enough from his failed prediction, as he could make evil puppy eyes to Snape. ‘’I knew I was your favorite Snape!’’ he said cheerfully.

The professor scoffed and replied in a stern tone ‘’I do not play favorites, Mister Dazai.’’

‘’I estimate he will arrive tomorrow at the dusk.’’ Said Dazai pretending to be thinking.

Draco glared at Dazai with a ‘are you for real’ and said ‘’you didn’t even speak with him. How would you know?’’
The bandaged boy nearly laughed ‘’oh, but we did talk’’ he paused for the others to take in the information and guess, but he forgot that not everyone was born a genius.
‘’In class? Today? Didn’t you heard him when he said he was coming? He only said he wasn’t going to anymore for you not to suspect anything. As I said, he’ll be here at dawn tomorrow.’’

Now it clicked, and the twins and Ron ‘oh’-ed.

‘’If you are so certain about this, Mister Dazai, then we shall wait for his arrival tomorrow at dusk.’’ Snape said in his usual firm and dark tone as he made his way to the room exit.
Right before he was about to step outside, he turned his head towards the kids and with a small frown, he glared at the kids ‘’and we’ll discuss this room’s meaning after this situation ends.’’ He added in a slightly darker tone than before and left, leaving the kids by themselves.

Once Snape was out, the head once more turned to Dazai.
‘’Snakey, why didn’t you tell us about your little boyfriend?’’ said George and Fred at once in a teasing manner. ‘’Were you embarrassed?’’ they continued as Dazai registered what they asked him and his cheeks suddenly caught a warm feeling.

‘’You’re blushing!’’ Shouted Ron throwing an accusatory finger at the bandaged boy laying on the couch.

The brunette placed his hands to cover his whole face, manly his eyes and cheeks, curling up with his knees close to his chest, swaying his body back and forth, like a teenage girl.

He may have forgotten the part where he gets teased for his boyfriend. And Chuuya wasn’t even here.
Tomorrow will certainly be probably one of the most important and interesting day at Hogwarts he will ever live.

The day started normal with breakfast, the classes and everything. Blaise was acting weird, but no weird enough to switch their attention to him when they have some love birds to tease.

One hour before dawn, Snape gathered all the gang to get to the point Chuuya said he would arrive.
‘’You should hide yourselves somehow so the brainless chibi doesn’t get scared’’ Dazai said with a chuckle.
So, naturally they his themselves with approximately five minutes before the ginger made his entrance surrounded by a red sparkling glow.

Dazai stood close to the edge, waiting for his beloved partner, while the rest were watching the display that has to come.
Snape was paying the most attention probably, together with Blaise and the twins. Herminie and Ron didn’t really overcome the shook that Dazai actually has a true, unimagined, pretty much real boyfriend.

Out of nowhere a boy came flying with that intense red glow that screamed power, lowering himself slowly towards Dazai.

‘’Hey hatrack’’ he said in such a lovingly manner that you might think it was al an illusion if those gentle words came out of Dazai Osamu’s mouth. But the people watching were sure this wasn’t any kind an illusion.
Hell, even Snape secretly casted a spell to check if this is actually real.

‘’Hey mackerel’’ The boy simply replied in the same lovingly manner.

Dazai told his father figure- I mean Snape and his friends to stay in that spot specifically so he can hear their conversation. ‘Clever problem child’ Thought to himself Snape.

The mysterious boy’s legs touched the ground and the red glowing disappeared.
Once he was down, his looks were more visible. His big blue hue ocean eyes had a cue of red in them due to the warm reddish light of the setting sun, his long lashes’ shadow reflecting on his cheeks bone, faint freckles littering his nose and cheeks. Red beautiful lips, not too big, but not too small either, just perfect. A good defined jawline, with sharp collarbones that were showing right above his baggy white t-shirt. The dim light was making his skin glow beautifully. His ginger hair literally shinnying, having more than one shade of red and yellow due to the evening light.

Wait- ginger?
Fred and George stared at each other with surprise at first then the most devilish smile filled their faces.

The boy was wearing thigh bleumarin jeans that were showing his toned legs, having a pair of sneakers on. A long faint greenish jacket, and something caring in his hand. He was a bit shorter than Dazai, but still the most handsome boy the group had ever seen.
‘How did Dazai get such a gorgeous young man as boyfriend!?’ was the only question all had on their mind. That kid could be mistaken from a fucking model.

Blaise could only stare. He knew he’ll never be as pretty as this boy was. He never stood a chance in the first place compared to that ginger. The shining only he noticed that was missing with almost everyone, he thought he saw it in his chocolate eyes, but this that sparkling was on another whole level. He felt sick to his stomach.

He wasted no time and shoved the package in the bandaged boy’s face with no hesitation whatsoever saying ‘’your dinner’’
Dazai grabbed the package and took a look inside. ‘’Crab! Chuuya, you’re the best!’’ said the boy as he let the package fall with while still in his hand once with it, hanging beside his body.

The kid- Chuuya, blushed and murmured a ‘’shut up’’ under his breath.
Dazai giggled, and the little crowd stalking them finally saw it. Due to their attention being on that mysterious boy, they didn’t observe Dazai’s eyes having literal sparkles in them. His cheeks had that natural reddish color, he looked so happy and genuine. How didn’t they saw it until now? It was so obvious. That was the sparkling Blaise saw, and the heartbroken boy didn’t think it could get even more glowingly and beautiful.

A bandaged hand was placed on the ginger’s cheeks gently. Dazai let his head lower, angling it side-ways a bit, and closed his eyes. Chuuya closed his eyes, and angled his head a bit too, lifting his chin in the process.

Their noses almost touched themselves, only to fall in perfect sync, their lips met each other, pressing softly.
The ginger boy moved his hand to held Dazai’s itty-bitty waist, pressing their bodies even closer.
Once out of breath they parted and stared at each other with that loving gaze plastering both their faces.
All ending as they hug each other.

Blaise couldn’t take it anymore. He wanted to leave and go to bed already.
Unlike him, Draco and Herminie were completely red at the display beforehand, Ron was more disgusted then anything, Snape was feeling more things at once. The usually neve-smiling and strict professor was now having a soft smile on his face. He was relieved that Dazai had someone who he cared for so much, and more than that, the specific person reciprocated his feelings.

He was truly happy for him.

The free bandaged hand that was once on the other’s cheek was now holding his hand, guiding him towards the gang, saying in a cheerful tone ‘’I want you to meet my friends now!’’ as he dragged the boy down.

The brunet stopped in front of the small gathering of people exclaiming ‘’Hounds, and Snape, meet my boyfriend!’’
His boyfriend shoot him a glare as fast as a thunder light, and made a step forward.

‘’Nakahara Chuuya, nice to meet you all, Dazai told me a lot about you’ ’as he bowed in respect.
Snape was very pleased by the boy’s manners toward them. By hearing his conversation with Dazai in class the other day, he assumed that he was a bratty mannerlessly kid, how glad he is that that assumption is wrong.

No word left from the kid’s mouth for some good seconds of awkwardness, probably still shocked from that PDA not very appropriate for a public they shared some moments ago, before Hermione, like the diligent being she was, said ‘’Nice to meet you, Chuuya!’’ with a smile that you can’t say it was 100% forced, maybe just 50%.

The ginger nodded politely.

Snape on the other hand, with a small smile he said, ‘’Fancy to meet you mister Nakahara, I’m glad mister Dazai has someone so considerate’’ with an oddly soft tone yet still firm.

Chuya blushed a bit at the praise ‘’ah, thank you- Professor Snape?’’
Snape nodes replying ‘’indeed.’’ The ginger took a look at the crowd.
‘’You are Hermione, right?’’ referring to the girl that just spoke to him. ‘’Oh! Yes!’’ surprised she answered at the fact that he knew her name. He gestured to the platinum blonde ‘’You must be Draco,’’ showing towards the other kid who had a green uniform besides Dazai and Draco ‘’Blaise?’’.
He only nodded weakly trying to appear normal, which was hard.
Then the blue eyed redheaded gesturing to the other gingers that of course stick together, ‘’you are Fred and George,’’ then moving to the other one ‘’and you are Ron’’

Pausing for a bit, Chuuya spoke again ‘’did I get everyone right?’’ which he certainly did.

‘’So you were paying attention to my stories!’’ Dazai shouted in the shorter boy’s face. ‘’Of course I listened you blockhead! Who do you take me for?’’ he responded offended.
‘’Aw! The little doggy cares!’’ he said in a sweet tone that was supposed to be teasing.
‘’shut up or I’m taking that crab with me!’’ Threatened the ginger. The bandaged boy gasped dramatically and said ‘’you wouldn’t!’’ Chuuya shouted ‘’Try me!’’ in return

Blaise couldn’t take anymore at all, backing away easily, until he was far away from all of them. He paused and rushed to the bedrooms, not looking away.

Snape cleared his throat with an ‘ahem’ sound and started ‘’why don’t we go inside?’’
The bickering ended and so the rest of kids were following Snape to their supposed not secret anymore meeting room.

Dazai did notice Blaise absence, aware that no one else has, and knew about his crush for him. But there was nothing he could do for him to feel better. He felt bad for his friend, but did not felt any guilt towards it.

With Snape’s help, he casted a spell to make them all invisible for a short period of time. The way to the room was quiet, the silence being completely necessary for their secret sneaking.
Tough Dazai and Chuuya’s hands were intertwined the whole time.
But the gang didn’t need to know that.

Once inside the room, the spell wore off. Dazai rushed to the table to put his crab package down at the table, and rushed back, getting besides his partner, grabbing his hand gently to hold it.
Ron was the one to spoke first ‘’what did Dazai tell you about us?’’ he asked curiously.
‘’I would like to know’’ agreed Draco then added after realizing multiple heads turned towards him ‘’ that’s the only time I will ever agree with a Wesley.’’

Chuuya had a nice feeling being around those kids Dazai considered his friends. ‘’he whinnied about that rat you have as pet’’ he said speaking to Ron. ‘’Angel is not freaky!’’ said the ginger wizard wannabe in an offended one.
‘’Yes he is.’’ interrupted Dazai.
‘’He said that Draco seemed annoying but was really nice after you met him, and loyal.’’ He took a breath ‘’called loyal by Dazai is one of the best compliments you can get from this mackerel’’

Draco did feel good knowing that Dazai really thought that.

‘’He told me that Hermione loves books like he does and he loves that he can info dump you and you’ll actually listen’’ continued the redhead. The girl felt a warm feeling at that, Dazai didn’t really share his feelings about everything, so this confirmation in a very relieving.
‘’Unlike someone’’ the bandaged boy commented.
Completely ignoring his boyfriend he continued ‘’that Fred and George that you are his favorite twins, he loves talking about pranks you did together.’’ Chuuya chuckled at that ‘’once he told me about that prank to Lockhart you did for two hours straight.’’
Dazai was starting to get embarrassed ‘’chibi! Bad dog! Stop outing me!’’ said as his cheeks were growing a peculiar shade of red. ‘’That’s what you get when you put snail stickers on my motorcycle, you hypocrite!’’ came the angry reply.

‘’oh! And he told me that, I quote, ‘I would choose Snape as my father even if I’m high, drunk and asleep’’’ he said louder to with a teasing smile as he watched Dazai transformed into a tomato.

Snape felt the most comforting warm feeling he has ever felt since Dazai came to Hogwarts.

‘’By the way-‘’ said Fred in a mischievous tone ’’about pranks’’ finished George on the same tone.
Dazai knew this wasn’t something good, they both had that look.
‘‘Remember yesterday, snakey?’’ said George ‘’in this room’’ finished Fred.

‘’That speech of yours,’’ he said to dazai then turned his head facing the twins ‘’and stop doing that you two, it’s annoying’’ said Draco exasperated.
‘’we filmed it!’’ they both shouted, unable to hold that priceless secret anymore.
Dazai’s face turned even redder if that’s possible, and Chuuya shows a confused face. ’’What speech?’’ said the ginger that was currently holding dazai’s hand.

‘’on short they asked if you treat him well and he gave us an entire sappy speech’’ Draco took the leading to answer that question, which Chuuya made a face full with mischief, ready to tease Dazai about whatever that speech was about. ‘’Wanna take a look?’’ said the big ginger twins at the same time, Fred fluttering his phone with the video on it put at pause.
‘’Hell yea!’’ said Chuuya trying to go towards them, but couldn’t complete the action because of Dazai’s stronger grip on his hand that was holding his gently some time ago.

‘’Fred. George. No!’’ even if I wanted to sound threatening, with how embarrassed the boy was, all that came out was a small whine.

Observing that his words made nothing, he suddenly let go of the ginger’s hand and started running after the twins in circles, aiming from the phone. Witch he couldn’t get given the fact that those were two, and taller than him, and he didn’t want truly hurt them.

The twins, those devil spawns, pressed the start button, letting the video play.

’Dazai! You can’t let a person treat you that way! Especially your boyfriend!’’ heard Hermione’s voice from the phone followed by Dazai saying ‘’Yeah, everyone says our relationship is complicated, if you are one of us it’s not. But he’s just a tiny dog, do not worry!’’
The bandaged boy in the room currently gave up and opted for tucking into an embarrassed ball on the room’s couch burring his head on his chest while the video kept playing.
Dazai sights in the video and says ‘’He really is treating me well’’ hears from the video. Dazai is too embarrassed to move, while Chuuya is currently pleasantly surprised.
The video continued ‘’He always takes care of me, cooks for me, let’s me sleep at his apartment most of the time,’’ a small laugh was heard. ‘’He treats my wounds so I don’t have to go to Mori, helps me sleep,’’ a giggle ’’Even if he’s just a tiny dog, he’s the best doggie in this whole world.’’
And the video ended.

Dazai felt a gentle touch on his shoulder and raised his head slightly, only to see Chuuya with a smirk on his face next to him, on the couch. ‘’you had to finish that with a dog joke. What did I expected.’’ Said the ginger beside him with a little laugh.

‘’go away’’ mumbled Dazai putting his head in his chest once again.
‘’I love you too shithead’’ said Chuuya as he was getting up, giving Dazai a hand to help himself in his feet.

‘’let’s go’’ said the ginger.
‘’Where do you think you are going??’’ said Draco ‘’I wanna ask some questions’’ continued the blonde.

‘’go ahead?’’ replied the redhead unsure.
‘’Firstly, how do you put up with him!’’ Draco asked, ‘’ He’s the same there?’’ asked Ron ‘’Is the city beautiful? And what do you do all day?’’ Hermione asked, ‘’Where did you go on dates?’’ asked George and Fred. And a lot more of questions related or unrelated with them. ‘’For the record,’’ Chuuya interrupted the questions river ‘’I came only to stay with him,’’ and gestured at the bandaged boy besides him ‘’not you lot’’.

‘’Ohhhhhhhhhh!~’’ shouted George and Fred at once. ‘’You heard the lovebirds!’’ shouted Fred for everyone to hear ‘’Let’s leave them alone!’’ finished George while both of the two gingers were leading out the kids. ‘’You too, professor Snape!’’
Snape glanced at the two boyfriends before getting out like the rest.

Now alone, Dazai let himself fall on the couch again, groaning in embarrassment.
‘’Did you mean it?’’ Chuuya asked the brunette as he was lowering himself to sit on the couch next to him. Dazai looked away instead, cheeks burning red saying ‘’I did you stupid, tiny, microscopic slug’’.

‘’Look at me’’ a single order witch Dazai immediately obeyed. The redhead placed both his hands on the other’s cheeks. The bandaged boy was looking at him with big chocolate eyes you can practically drown in them. The ginger closed his eyes and pressed gently his soft lips over the brunette. Dazai closed his eyes too, returning the kiss. Some good full seconds passed like that, once they were out of breath, they pulled apart, trying to catch their breath back. They stared at each other intensely before their lips brushed against each other again in perfect movements.

They each took a breath then their lips met each other once again rougher this time. Dazai’s hands travel to the ginger’s hair, gently grabbing his beautifully gorgeous soft ginger hair, to keep him there. Chuuya’s hand withdrew, heading towards the brunette’s waist, pressing their bodies even closer on the couch. Dazai let his back fall completely on the couch with Chuuya still on top of him. Dazai’s other hand placed itself on the toned waist of the ginger, pressing his body onto his, into a tight hug while kissing sweetly.

The bandaged boy let out a quiet whimper, slightly parting his lips, allowing Chuuya’s sharp tongue to sneak in.
Chuuya’s tongue eagerly explores the mummy cosplayer’s mouth. Dazai joined him, their tongues tangled together, sliding against each other, dancing together in a flawlessly symphony.

All their breath being stolen, no energy left, Chuuya let himself down on top of Dazai, tightly hugging the soul out of the brunette, only for a few seconds, careful not to let the bandaged by with no breath at all. Even if Dazai would love his cause of death to be making out with Chuuya. Therefore the ginger let himself fall over, face to face with a happy and pleased Dazai, smiling sweetly at him. Both staying on their sides, they hug each other once more, this time lasting more than two minutes.
The two boys really wish to stay like this together for eternity. Cuddling and sharing sweet kisses.
The hug is so warm and comfortable Dazai falls asleep so easily. It’s only natural that Chuuya will also fall asleep. It was surely night by now and so quiet and perfect.

The next morning Dazai woke up still on the couch with his pone next to his head. He grabbed it and opened it, to see some messages from Chuuya ‘I had to go’ and an ‘I love you’ with a fish emoji next to it. He giggled and saw the other message witch was from Fred, a picture with the two cuddling happily on the couch. Those pranksters.