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1. Two's Company by Princeliest

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Rosie's First Husband (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Pre-Canon
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Murder
   • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • First Time
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Clothed Sex
   • Nipple Play
   • Grinding
   • Alastor Has a Pussy (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Overstimulation
   • Aftercare
   • Rosie is Good at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Internalized Queerphobia
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Femdom

   Summary

   Alastor, less than a year after his death and subsequent consignment to hell, has made a number of discoveries. Firstly, the fire and brimstone preachers of his youth were mostly right, if wildly off-base about how abjectly delightful said fire and brimstone is. Secondly, the best friends are the ones you break bread with, especially when the "bread" is of a rather taboo sort. And thirdly...

   Well, he's about to learn that third new thing about the realities of his cursed deer's body in hell. Thankfully, trading butchery tips isn't the only thing his friend Rosie is willing to help him with.

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