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1. brushing the impaler's hair by messmersbxtchboy

   Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
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   • Other
   • Complete Work

   25 Apr 2025

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   • Messmer the Impaler/Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring)
   • Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Unnamed Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Gender-Neutral Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • fully self indulgent idc
   • probably not canon
   • tarnished is a captive but like they're fine
   • Hair Brushing
   • Slow Burn
   • sassy tarnished
   • messmer does not understand his feelings
   • fluff ?? kinda
   • i learned to write research papers not fanfic im sorry
   • messmer is a little pathetic
   • First Kiss
   • a little self deprecation
   • gratuitous use of the em-dash that i will not apologise for

   Summary

   tarnished x messmer the impaler sort of fluff where the tarnished attempted to kill messmer but lost, yet he kept them around as a captive. except he doesn't really treat them like a captive.

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   English

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