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1. I Was Trying to Flirt with You, Not Fight You by man1cpixiedreamcowboy (pr1nce_steve)

   Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
   • Erik Lehnsherr
   • Charles Xavier
   • Raven | Mystique
   • Alternate Universe - Still Have Powers
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Charles You Slut
   • Bottom Charles Xavier
   • Top Erik Lehnsherr
   • Charles is a Bit of a Size Queen
   • Meet-Cute
   • ish
   • Telepathy
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Charles You Will Be Drunk
   • Miscommunication

   Summary

   “Did you just fucking punch me?”
   The man stared at him, calculating, before finally opening his mouth to speak. “Yes,” he drawled out in a deep, rough voice that definitely should not be turning Charles on when he’s pretty sure his nose is broken, “and it serves you right with what you just said, and especially in such a crowded public place.”
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   AU where Charles meets Erik by trying to pick him up in a bar using his terrible genetics pick up line.
   (would take place around the beginning of X-Men: First Class)

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   English

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