Work Text:
From: [email protected]
Subject: archive record request 02.09.84
Your brother is very adamant that I stick “company approved” modes of communication and requests. So, this is me formally requesting the following:
Project: Final Renderings; A_Hall 02.09.84
All the best,
Kate Sharma
Lead Structural Engineer
Bridgerton Group
PS Loved the cute sticky notes you left on my desk!
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: archive record request 02.09.84
saw you and ant arguing in his office :( left them in your inbox
i have more stickies if you run out and thanks for the samples of tea can’t wait to try them :)
<3
Hyacinth Bridgerton
Archives & Records
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
Subject: New Employee Onboarding
Dear Ms. Hyacinth Bridgerton,
I have received and reviewed your completed New Employee Packet. You are now an official part-time employee at Bridgerton Group.
Your new work badge is ready to pick up in my office on the 2nd floor, office 207. Please be sure to visit our head of IT on the 17th floor, Phillip Crane, after you gather your badge as it will need to be programmed for remote access within our building.
Feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns you may have.
Sincerely,
Genevieve Delacroix
Human Resources
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: New Employee Onboarding
Hello Gen,
Sorry I missed your call and visit by my desk earlier. Got a little turned around after making a few deliveries.
Your assistant made sure I received all the items I needed. I’ll be sure to make note of anything that wasn’t clear and reach out if needed.
Thanks again,
Hyacinth Bridgerton
Archives & Records
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
Subject: REMINDER
Hyacinth,
Genevieve informed me that she has not been able to track you down since this morning. Please report to Ms. Delacroix immediately. Also, do not wander off for extended periods of time. It reflects poorly on your work ethic. I know this environment is new to you, and I expect the best from you because you are the best.
I would also appreciate if you kept all conversations with Kate work related. It is not imperative for her to know about my dislike (read: not fear) of small dogs.
Anthony Bridgerton
Senior Architect, CEO
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: REMINDER
you don’t have to be so regimented over email ant
didn’t mean to bring up your “dislike” of small dogs but kate mentioned she has a corgi, and he looks so cute
it wouldn’t hurt you to be a little friendly with coworkers from time to time, promise they’ll still respect you as our overlord
also, mom wants everyone at dinner tomorrow, including your tardy self <3
love you lots,
hy
p.s. won’t let you down big bro
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], others…
Subject: cookies in the breakroom!
Enjoy!
Pen
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: cookies in the breakroom!
this is why you are my favorite sister! <3
From: [email protected]
Subject: Spam emails
Hello Hyacinth,
If you do not recognize the sender, then feel free to report as spam. IT regularly conducts company-wide phishing tests. Don’t take it personally if you fail one. Eloise has failed at least 3 of the last 7. But not bad for your first time in the corporate space.
Best regards,
Phillip Crane
IT & Cybersecurity Director
Bridgerton Group
P.S. The flower meaning of your name is playfulness.
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Spam emails
Hello Phillip,
I plan to ace every phishing test that comes my way!
The lanyard you gave me for my work badge makes things soooo much easier now. Now I’ll never lose it.
Thanks again,
Hyacinth Bridgerton
Archives & Records
Bridgerton Group
P.S. I like your take on my name better than what my brother Greg said it meant :D
P.P.S. What color sticky notes do you prefer?
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], others…
Subject: Trivia Night!
Comrades,
We are currently looking for 3-4 more players to complete our B-Team. If this sounds like something you’re interested in, please feel free to respond to this email or drop by my workspace on the 23rd floor. Or just come by and enjoy a pint and witness greatness.
Location and time:
Whistledown Pub
Wednesdays, 6:15PM
Always,
Benedict Bridgerton
Creative Director
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Trivia Night!
the family pet wants to know if they can tag along?
hy
From: [email protected]
Subject: question(s) :P
check your text messages! but if you see this first… is colin back or was that his doppelgänger in the lobby that was sporting a brown jacket similar to the one pen gifted him 4 years ago????
and what’s the deal with all those sticky notes on your corkboard? the doodles are cute :D
best of the rest,
hy <3
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: question(s) :P
Yes. Don’t tell mom yet.
Do not touch the sticky notes.
El :P
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject: The plant by the elevator…
I didn’t know which one of you to send this to so now you both get it :D
Is that plant my responsibility or…? Though I must admit my plant/gardening skills stop at my name.
I know you worked in this department a few years back, Michaela. But Sophie, you’re in charge of workplace services?
Yours in everlasting confusion,
Hyacinth Bridgerton
Archives & Records
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject: RE: The plant by the elevator…
The Ficus’ name is Archibald. It has been here longer than all of us.
Lucky for you Phillip is sort of a plant nerd, so I’ve cc’d him in my response. He will tell you all about it.
Yours in clarity,
Michaela Stirling
Projects & Research Manager
Bridgerton Group
From: [email protected]
Subject: does no one check their phones :(
why was your office door closed and more importantly what were you and colin whispering about o_O you know i have my ways of finding stuff out </3
your favorite younger sister,
hy
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: does no one check their phones :(
He was going to tell everyone at dinner tomorrow. If you can make it to my floor in the next 10 minutes, then I’ll tell you. Promise to keep it to yourself til then.
Do not let Felicity find out about your signature,
Pen
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: RE: does no one check their phones :(
i’m walking into the lift
this better be about what i’ve been wishing for years <3