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Strawberry Shortcake (A Chat)

Summary:

[Nick Burkhardt] (8:30 AM)
Goodmorning guys

[Rosalee Calvert] (8:34 AM)
MORNING!!

[Drew Wu] (8:36 AM)
morning 😛

[Sean Renard] (8:40 AM)
There's nothing to be happy about, it's 8am and we have work to do.

[Hank Griffin] (8:45 AM)
good morning

[Sean Renard] (8:46 AM)
GOOD MORNING HANK.

[Monroe] (8:48 AM)
Dude..

[Juliette Silverton] (8:50 AM)
someone kick him out...

 

Or if the Grimm Group had a GC!

Notes:

I wanted to write a Chatfic of my favorite group, if someone already did this then kudos to them.

This is just crack, if you're expecting seriousness then you've come to the wrong place, LOL.

I'm currently just posting my drafts in my writing app, I might make more chapters but I'm not completely sure!

Chapter 1: strangers ❀

Chapter Text

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Sean Renard (4:20 PM)
Hey, @BestGrimm, there's someone here to see you

Monroe (4:21 PM)
Who are they? What do they look like? Is Nick talking to them?

Drew Wu (4:22 PM)
Goddamn, give him a minute to answer 😲

Juliette Silverton (4:23 PM)
The jealousy? It's real.

Monroe (4:25 PM)
Okay little Ms "My girlfriend is wearing a crop top outside, kill me." ?? 💀

Juliette Silverton (4:28 PM)
I will hang myself on your front lawn, do NOT test me 💀

Sean Renard (4:30 PM)
She's claiming that you stood her up for your date, @BestGrimm

Rosalee Calvert (4:33 PM)
Monroe is on his way, everyone stop drop & ROLL!!!

Nick Burkhardt (4:35 PM)
ITS NOT WHAT U THINK !!! IT WAS A WORK DATE FOR WORK!!!! 😰

Juliette Silverton (4:40 PM)
Cricket... Cricket...

Hank Griffin (4:42 PM)
This is Messages.... you can put an emoji you know?

Juliette Silverton (4:46 PM)
Shut up, you ugly loser

Sean Renard (4:50 PM)
Look outside, slut. 👻

Juliette Silverton (4:53 PM)
Why do I hear something outside?

Juliette Silverton (4:56 PM)
Guys???

Juliette Silverton (4:58 PM)
I HEAR KNOCKING

Rosalee Calvert (4:59 PM)
Sorry babe, you're on your own....

Sean Renard (6:00 PM)
Calm down guys, she's fine, I just sent a pigeon to her door.

Nick Burkhardt (6:01 PM)
Unrelated, how do you apologize to your Wesen boyfriend?

Nick Burkhardt (6:02 PM)
Accepting only the right answers.

Juliette Silverton (6:05 PM)
Flowers & a fancy restaurant

Rosalee Calvert (6:08 PM)
Dick appointment?

Drew Wu (6:09 PM)
ROSALEE????

Hank Griffin (6:10 PM)
I mean... shit. She ain't wrong?

Nick Burkhardt (6:12 PM)
Noted. Thanks guys

Juliette Silverton (6:14 PM)
Not very demure, very mindful of you

Sean Renard (6:17 PM)
Dear God. Someone remove her TikTok account.

Rosalee Calvert (6:18 PM)
Bae.... ignore the haters...

Monroe (6:20 PM)
Listen to the haters, delete your social media bitch 🤔

Juliette Silverton (6:24 PM)
I'm ignoring the HATERS... it's okay babe.... it's not my fault that I'm cuter than Monroe...

Nick Burkhardt (6:26 PM)
Uhm...

Juliette Silverton (6:27 PM)
Shut up, Nick. 🙄

Drew Wu (6:30 PM)
LMFAO!!

Hank Griffin (6:35 PM)
This is embarrassing for all of you ...

Rosalee Calvert (6:38 PM)
You're screwing your boss, you have no room to speak

Rosalee Calvert (6:40 PM)
I ATE!!!

Drew Wu (6:42 PM)
Yeah, you ate.

Rosalee Calvert (6:46 PM)
Thank u

Drew Wu (6:48 PM)
The whole damn plate, FATASS.

Monroe (6:50 PM)
Sorry, I laughed..

Juliette Silverton (6:52 PM)
Shit, babe. He chewed you up, I fear..

Rosalee Calvert (6:55 PM)
I hate Men.

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Sean Renard (8:46 PM)
Guys, look at how handsome he is.

[ Sean Renard has attached 430 Pictures ]

Monroe (8:48 PM)
JESUS CHRIST.

Drew Wu (8:50 PM)
My phone.... it's lagging so badly...

Nick Burkhardt (8:52 PM)
Sean! We really don't wanna get spammed with images!??

Rosalee Calvert (8:55 PM)
Get this ugly shit out my face ...

Hank Griffin (8:58 PM)
You hideous woged and un-woged...

Drew Wu (9:00 PM)
DAMN!!!!

Sean Renard (9:20 PM)
Guys, look.

[ Sean Renard has attached 201 Pictures ]

Rosalee Calvert (9:25 PM)
What the hell??

Nick Burkhardt (9:26 PM)
Monroe is waking up to these vibrations omg

Drew Wu (9:28 PM)
Okay yeah, i'll definitely look at all those 201 pictures you sent of him 🙏

Monroe (9:29 PM)
Who we talking about

Monroe (9:30 PM)
Jesus Christ why did you send 631 pictures of Hank???

Sean Renard (9:34 PM)
He's gorgeous.

Hank Griffin (9:36 PM)
Leave your door open..

Sean Renard (9:39 PM)
Wink

Drew Wu (9:41 PM)
1. EW, 2. You don't need to send the fucking wink in text...

Hank Griffin (9:46 PM)
Hater

Drew Wu (9:50 PM)
Its not hating if you're butt ugly

Sean Renard (9:53 PM)
This is why you're single...

Nick Burkhardt (9:57 PM)
DAMN.

Rosalee Calvert (7:00 PM)
Notice how Wu's been silent? ATEEE UPPP!

Monroe (7:02 PM)
Real talk, @BestGrimm wya

Juliette Silverton (7:04 PM)
Are you trying to sext in... the gc?

Rosalee Calvert (7:06 PM)
God, you guys have dms for this omg?

Monroe (7:09 PM)
I'm sensing some hating asses.

Juliette Silverton (7:10 PM)
I'm going to bite you, Monroe.

Monroe (7:12 PM)
Omg turn-on..

Nick Burkhardt (7:14 PM)
Alright enough, i'm on my way currently.

Rosalee Calvert (7:18 PM)
@Hexenhottie I got a movie rented?

Juliette Silverton (7:20 PM)
OK!!

Drew Wu (7:22 PM)
At least i'm not here alone 🥶

Drew Wu (7:24 PM)
@CaptainR @HankGriffin Right guys?

Drew Wu (7:25 PM)
???

Drew Wu (7:30 PM)
God I hate you guys 😒