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Now Katsuki considered himself pretty damn smart, hell he had the grades to prove it! But he couldn’t fucking fathom why the hell anyone would swap saliva with another person?!
Currently Katsuki was listening to his “friends” (lackeys) talk about crushes and kissing girls
“Hey Bakugou… what do you think of this hottie” The guy pulls out his phone showing a picture of some random model
Katsuki glared and scoffed “I don’t give a flying fuck about her! What’s so good about her anyway all i see is someone who doesn’t know public decency”
The guy leaned back a little “Woah dude chill, what she not your type?”
His type? what the hell is he talking about?
“Hah? The hell do you mean my type?”
The guy just cowered and didn’t say anything clearly trying to take interest in the classroom door
“Ugh, stupid”
Katsuki gets up and heads to the door leaving the classroom heading home
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“What the hell is with all the people in that school, i mean hell their dumb, stupid, and ugly… Still what the hell did that guy mean by “is she not your type” ?”
Of course he was quickly dragged out of his thoughts as he heard his “favorite” nuisance
“Kacchan!”
“UGH! What nerd! can’t you see i’m busy”
“Oh uh sorry Kacchan, but i wanted you to know you left your envelope in your shelf!”
Letter? what fucking letter
“You better not be wasting my time give it here”
“Right sorry!”
Katsuki take the letter then rips it open reading the contents
“…..You make my heart beat fast?…. and you have an awesome quirk, duh…. Be my boyfriend…???”
“Who the hell wrote this shit a elementary kid, their grammar is shit and this hand writing is fucking chicken shit!”
Izuku looked at him in shock
“Kacchan! you got a love letter, i can’t believe someone confessed to you!,well actually nevermind i can but still isn’t this great!”
Katsuki gave him a glare
“The hell is so great about this whoever wrote this is a pussy not saying it to my face! Plus everyone at this school is fucking stupid no way they aren’t deranged!”
Katsuki rips up the letter
“Kacchan! that was someone’s feelings they probably worked hard on that!”
“Their feelings are as shitty as their handwriting Deku!”
Izuku sighs “Oh why am i even trying…”
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Now call Katsuki crazy but what’s so good about Valentines Day? i mean you can’t love people on other days of the year, like why today specifically?!
It’s another shitty day at UA and for some reason everyone is being annoying and loud as hell (not that he could talk but still what the hell) They even decorated the dorms and the damn classroom with all the stupid hearts and shit and to top it off his dumb self proclaimed “bakusquad” specifically Pinky was pissing him off
“Bakubabe cheer up dude! today the day of love!”
Mina squealed poking Katsuki on his cheek
Katsuki smacked away her hand
“Owie so mean Bakubabe don’t you know no one will ever want you if you don’t be nice sometimes!”
“I don’t give a fuck i’d be dammed if i let some extra try to control me”
“Bakubro is their seriously no one you’d be even the littlest bit of kind too?”
Kirishima added next to him
“Shitty hair can’t you hear or are hard of hearing too!”
Kaminari gasped
“Woah Kacchan was that a pun this is a moment in history!”
“SHUT UP IDIOT!! You’d be lucky to even remember anything about history seeing as you bombed your last test dunce face!… Also don’t call me Kacchan fuck face!”
“Hey! you know i worked really hard last time sparky boom boom man”
“Ok clench your teeth!”
As Katsuki was ready to punch Kaminari Aizawa cleared his throat
“Good morning problem children… as you know today is Valentines day, please for the love if god don’t do stupid shit because of this holiday or else you’re all getting a pop quiz for the next 2 weeks”
“Now everyone sit down, shut up, and pay attention”
Aizawa gives Kaminari a look
“Hey i’ve been doing better”
“Spark plug go sit the fuck down” Katsuki grumbled
Kaminari dramatically waltz to his seat and huffs
“Now today we’ll be….
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Finally class was over, i like Aizawa sensei (no one needs to know that) but seriously sometimes he sounds like actual white noise… now to go eat with the Extras.. great
Katsuki sighed and stood up
“Bakubro we’re gonna go ahead and get a table”
“Whatever shitty hair!”
The rest of the class heads to the cafeteria, though Katsuki walks behind leaving him with his thoughts
Seriously what’s with everyone today he’d seen multiple people with those god forsaken letters in their hands and internally cringed he could tell what was going to happen and wanted to hurl. He didn’t know why but the thought of watching a confession ruined his appetite like i guess it’s good if it goes well and they get together or whatever but like what if they… kiss like that’s just so icky. It makes him feel like a brat but seriously it makes him shiver
Katsuki walks into the cafeteria and sees Kirishima waving him over
“Stop waving shitty hair you look stupid!”
Kirishima just laughs
“Hey bakubro did you see all thoes people with their letters i think some people are make some confessions!”
Mina huffed
“I know right kiri! Too bad Bakugou is an ass and doesn’t actually care”
“Shut up bubble gum”
“Ooo does that make me a snack!, how kind of you Blasty!”
Katsuki gave her a confused look
What the hell is she talking about is she a “snack”
Out of the corner of his eyes a girl walks up and looks nervous hiding something behind her back, she nervously taps his shoulder
“Uh um Bakugou!”
“Hah? What do you want Extra!”
The rest of the Bakusquad practically braced for the poor girl
“Well um here! I really really like you!”
The girl pulls out a box of chocolates and puts them out infront of him
Katsuki is a liar whoever came up with the whole professing your love in a letter was genius cause this shit is repulsing, he felt like screaming crying and throwing up honestly he almost gagged
Katsuki garbs the chocolate then kind of awkwardly sighs
“Uh thanks for the chocolate but i don’t fucking know you?!”
The girl shrinks on herself
“Well you have a point but i like you so can we date”
Unbelievable she’s trying to date someone she doesn’t even fucking know what the hell?! Oh shit his thoughts must’ve shown on his face because she
hiccuped and ran away crying
“What the fuck…”
Mina smacks his arm
“Bakubabe why’d you take the chocolate if you didn’t want her?!”
“Hah? she gave it to me plus it’s free candy the fuck!”
“Yeah but it’s not just candy it’s also her feelings” Kirishima chimes in
“I can’t Bakugou of all people got confessed too whens it my turn” Kaminari whines and Jirou pats his arm
“Don’t worry Kami i’m sure they’ll love your es- static personality.”
Kaminari gasped “Your making jokes now too!”
Ok i’ve had enough of this
Katsuki slams his hands on the table
“All of you shut up! One why the hell do i have to accept her confession! Two I don’t fucking know her at all!?”
Mina looks to the side
“Well yeah but you could’ve gone about it a better way Blasty”
“Oh yeah pepto bismol Puhlease enlighten me on a way to respond”
Kirishima chimes in
”I mean sure Bakugou could’ve been a tad nicer about it but still what else could he say? I’ve never even seen her before”
Mina sighs
“Of course you two knuckleheads don’t know how to treat a lady”
Katsuki gasps
“Girlll i’m a feminist don’t you lump me in with him!”
“Ugh you’re the leading cause of the Sassy man apocalypse… Wait a minute are you omg why didn’t i see it before!”
Ok so now he’s really lost cause what is she talking about?
“Omg Bakubae are you Gay!?”
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“what.”