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"Listen up, Snake. Your mission is to infiltrate the West Japanifornia Coffee Factory, where the Legendary prosecutor Godot is
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using his army of bunnies to produce coffee illegally!
"Roger Sir," solid snake replied and headed to the factory. The smell of beans was terrible. He had to find Godo
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t otherwise there was no way he could complete his mission. “otacon where is godot’s office anyway?” snake radioed. “uh it seems like he doesn’t have one. our intel tells us he hangs out in the room with all the coffee beans.” snake heard all he needed to and
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went straight there. He was not disappointed.
"Diego Armando! Tell me how to shut off Metal gea- Oh god that's a lot of coffee
Godot was sitting on a pile of coffee, like king sitting on a throne
"That much caffeine can't be good for you"
"Ye probably
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but I don't really care. I need my coffee."
He then took a mug of coffee from his coffee throne and downed it in one sip.
"Godot blend #6356, one of my best ones."
Solid Snake was kind of impressed by that, but
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he felt that there was still a better barista nearby. Still, Solid Snake wasn't going to mention that to Godot who had began to make his 100th coffee of the
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night. He has gone to his limits tho in Godot's 1000th. "GODOT YOU HAVE DRANK 1000 COFFEES IN ONE SITTING HOW ARE YOU ALIVE" the man screamed at his seatmate at the bar. It turns out, Godot was SLEEPDRINKING THE COFFEES. Solid Snake was so baffled at this revelation. He has seen many weird things in his lifetime, but he has never seen this and it scared him too much. This man is probably dead by now.
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Except, he wasn't dead. Godot may be a broken man running on a sputtering engine of a body, but that engine could process up to one thousand five hundred and thirteen coffee drinks per piss.
"Just give me a minute," Godot said, then sped to the bathroom. This was a usual occurrence for him, and he was used to waking up from consuming too much caffeine. After all, how else could he escape a coma?
Solid Snake marveled at the man's ability, then decided to take a sip of the magical brew himself. It was a mistake.
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"Snake! Your health points are dropping! Quick, press the B button to stay alive!" screamed the Colonel over the Codec. Unfortunately, Snake was playing on PC, and had forgotten where all the buttons were mapped. He was almost dead!
"Did you enjoy the taste of defeat?" said Godot, having returned from the bathroom.
"SNake? SA