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One day, Pearl was sent to the creepy gas station to buy a bottle of wine for her. Because Pearl did not know how to use the train, she walked all the way there
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She bought a bottle of wine from the gas station, and was preparing to cross the street back when a Pirate Ship pulled up. "has this place got any rum?" asked the pirate, getting off the ship. "All mine is
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in the belly of a kraken cthulhu hybrid monster."
"Sorry Mister," said Pearl, clutching her suspicious paper bag that she was definitely too young for close to her chest.
"All they have here in this gas station is the finest quality wine."
"GOD DAMMIT," shouted Jack, and he hopped off the ship to take it up with the owner: sword-style.
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Whilst the paper bag Pearl was holding was indeed suspicious, dealing with the Kraken-Cthulhu hybrid was far more of a priority.
Pearl watched as Captain Jack Sparrow engaged in swordfight with the owner of the other ship and laughed
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she was a far better swordsman and she knew it. jack sparrow needed her help desperately. she quickly dispatched of the cthulhu kracken man and grabbed a rope as she swung from ship to ship. she landed right next to jack sparrow who seemed to be losing his sword fight and they started morbing together.
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the fight lasted for too long that everyone is surprised that this little girl can solo this grown ass man in a fight. then suddenly jack sparrow began coughing blood. he got scurvy. pearl ate an orange just to spite the pirate in front of her and thrust her sword into the dying pirate.
as the battle ended, jack, in his last breath, had an entire monologue about
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how he could feel the flower fields of heaven but Pearl assured him he would go to hell and threw the orange peel she was holding at him and left him on the ground to die.
She hummed to a Steel Samurai OST while slowly stepping away and the other pirates stood there in shock. Pearl walked into a cabin like she did not just solo THE Jack Sparrow.
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The pirates tought about attacking Pearl while her back was turned, but they too afraid to try. Jack Sparrow lay on the floor still, not knowing whether he should try to move, or try to pass on in peace. The crew was crying. Even the parrot would have been crying, had he not been invited to testify that day. It was over. No more treasure, no more sea, no more Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Pearl grabbed the semi-conscious Jack Sparrow and put him on a tiny boat, which she then released on the sea. Then she just left, leaving the other pirates behind. She still had to bring that wine to her mother after all