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Eustace was mad at the world because they called him a wiener. Gumshoe tried cheering him up saying he loved weenies but that did not help.
shelly de killer
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decided that a sad and lonely boy would make a perfect target for passing on his legacy to the next generation. Thus, he would take Eustace under his wing.
Shelly met up with Eustace as he was sniveling in a corner, ignoring Gumshoe and his boatload of weenies that he was devouring.
"Excellent," thought Shelly.
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de Killer walked over too the boy and stared at him
"Who are you mister?" Eustace asked the scary looking stranger looming over him.
"Well I am just a humble odd job man, do you want to learn my ways?" de kill
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er said.
"Will it help me be Debeste Winner?" asked Eustace, hopefully.
"You always win if the other person is dead," said the clearly wise old man.
"Awesome!" said Eustace, and signed on to become Eustace DeWinner, Dekiller's latest apprentice. Shelly Dekiller chortled with satisfaction
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What proceeded next was a training montage where Eustace DeWinner, under Dekiller's tutorlage, became Debeste killer around. An even better assassin that Dekiller even! Dekiller shed a tear of pride as he watched Eustace kill his good for nothing father.
"Is this what it's like to have a kd
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kid?" Shelly asked himself teary-eyed.
"Hey look I finally killed my father! I am free!" Eustace proclaimed proudly.
"I am very proud of you my son"
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“anything for you new father!” eustace exclaimed waving his bloody knife around. the two were about to leave when they heard police sirens approaching. “we gotta go mr dekiller gumshoe is coming!”
with that they both sped out of eustaces old home leaving blaise or whatever his name is body on the ground there was no time to hide the body.
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The police found the corpse and Gumshoe sent out missile to find the culprits.
Meanwhile Shelly and Eustace escaped into an abandoned cabin in the woods, discarding the knife inside a tree hole beforehand.
Eustace wondered if this is a cozy place to live in with his new dad but before he could ask, Shelly covered his mouth and shoved him under a table as he heard the police approaching.
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"Hide here my boy! It's the cops. I'll tell them that there is nothing suspicious here so they'll go away"
Eustace was relieved because he worked with the police, and he thought they were very nice people. What he forgot to remember was the murder. But he did not need remember it, for they went away, and he could live with his new father in the jungle happily ever after. He truly was the Eustace Winner.