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Tobio and Oikawa were sitting at Tooru's house and discussing the latter's departure.
—Tobio-chan, can we kiss goodbye?
—But your parents will be there.
—Yes, I know. They'll be shocked and start asking you awkward questions. And you just look after me and without turning to them say: "we're dating." All. Nothing else is needed. However, I don't have a further plan, so you'll have to improvise 😊
—It sounds like we're practicing.
—Well, we can rehearse.
Oikawa got out of bed and turned to Tobio. He stood up too.
—Imagine that there is a train - pointing to the door - and there are my parents - pointing to the table.
Oikawa goes to the table, but Kageyama remains standing in the middle of the room. Tooru pretends to wave at his parents and approaches Kageyama.
—Tobio-chan, you're going to miss me, aren't you? - Oikawa smiles.
—Certainly - Kageyama holds back a smile.
—To make you the best binder in Japan by the time I get back - he punches him in the shoulder.
—Don't relax either, otherwise I'll bypass you.
Oikawa allegedly goes to the train, but abruptly turns around, runs up to Tobio and hugs him.
—Let's kiss goodbye.
—Okay.
Oikawa removes his head from Tobio's shoulder, but this is only to kiss him on the lips. Kageyama puts hand on Oikawa's cheek. And at that moment the door opens. Tooru's mom came into his room. Tobio jerked, but didn't pull away abruptly. Oikawa was facing his mother.
—Mom... You're not at a good time - he smiles shyly.
—I'm sorry - she closes the door. Mom pretends that this is how it should be.
—Your mother was also a part of the rehearsal? - Kageyama asked a confused.
Oikawa laughed.
—Well here. it turned out to be plausible —ω—
Tooru twisted his leg awkwardly, and then said:
—You're lucky, Tobio. You won't have to answer awkward questions. I'll do it for you -ω-
Oikawa went to the door and added along the way:
—I want to explain everything to Mom. Stay here and if I need you, I'll wave my hand like this.
Tooru left the room.
—Mom? - brown-haired man called coming down the stairs.
—What, Tooru?
—Don't pretend, you saw everything 👉👈- embarrassed.
—Do you want to explain yourself?
—Well, yes. In general, this is not what you think. Well, that is, but... Like... We were rehearsing. I'm leaving tomorrow, and that's why... We were rehearsing - he looks at the floor and blushes.
—Do you love Tobio-kun? - 😏
Oikawa lowered his eyes to the floor even more and more blushed even more.
—Y-yes. Do you have something against it?
—Me? No, - Mom smiled, - but I think you always said that you didn't like Tobio-kun, didn't you?
—Well, I really didn't like him, but I got older, smarter and reconsidered my views - trying to seem proud with a red face.
Mom just grinned.
Tobio appeared at the top of the stairs at that moment.
—Oikawa-san, should I go out?
Oikawa was a little scared. He didn't give Kageyama any signals, and nevertheless Tobio went down the stairs.
—Oikawa-san? Why don't you call him by his first name since you're dating? - Oikawa's mom asked as if nothing had happened, which made her son look even more scared. He was too excited.
—Because I respect him, - Tobio replied modestly.
—Tooru is a really good boy) - the mother smiled and patted her son on the head. Oikawa was ready to sink into the ground.
—I agree with you - Kageyama smiled - that's why we're dating - Tobio took Tooru by the hand.
Mom's smile widened, and then she said:
—I'm sorry to come in, but I really need to pick up some things.
—Then take it, - Tobio said, and mom went up the stairs.
Oikawa, tortured, came over and fell on the sofa in the living room.
—I almost died of shame.
—And as for me, your mother is good.
—Why did you come out at all?! I didn't give you the signal! - Oikawa got angry and stood up.
—I'm just tired of waiting. Besides, you've obviously started having problems, - Tobio shrugged.
—Well, yes. To some extent, you helped me, Tobio - Oikawa said with an expression of "well, so be it" and lay back down.
—You owe me, Oikawa-san, - Kageyama smiled modestly.
—Shut up. Shall we go to your place?
—Why?
—Well, you obviously shouldn't have parents at home.
—Yes, but what are we going to do? I don't even have a computer.
—We'll figure it out, if only alone - Oikawa put his hand on his forehead.
—Oikawa-san... - Tobio looked thoughtfully - We. At home. Alone.
— Aaaaaah... - Oikawa smiled and sat down - I get what you're talking about, you spoiled brat ¬‿¬ This is my influence <(￣︶￣)>. Do you think we're going to have sex while we're alone?)
—I didn't say that - smiles sheepishly.
—Do you want to? - Oikawa made his gaze more passionate.
—Well.., I do not know - was embarrassed.
—Well, at parting, Tobio - Oikawa took him by the shirt and pulled him to himself, but then he saw his mother behind Kageyama's back and abruptly leaned to the side.
—Maaam! Well, are you doing this on purpose?! - he blushed a lot.
—Well, it's not my fault that I'm passing by at this moment! ≥ω≤
—Tobio, let's go to you - lowered his eyes.
Kageyama kissed him on the nose.
—Okay.
They came to Tobio's house. Kageyama opened the door and the first thing he saw were sneakers. Not his sneakers. He frowned and shouted:
—Mom?
His mother really came from the kitchen.
—Hello.
—Are you at home? - Tobio was surprised.
—Well, yes. I came back early today.
—But I am... Actually, with a guest.
—Okay, come on in. And you too - she was looking at Oikawa.
—Hi, - Tooru greeted awkwardly.
—You' ... - Tobio's mom frowned a little, expecting to hear more. Just like her son, lol.
—Oikawa Tooru, - the guy said.
—Oh, is this the one you said was the best in the prefecture and that you would overcome him? - Mom thought innocently, addressing these words to Tobio.
Kageyama was blushing now, and Oikawa just grinned.
—Yes, it's undoubtedly me ￣︶￣- Tooru smiled.
—I thought you were rivals?
—That's right, but we're also a couple —‿—✿ - Oikawa clearly overdid it when he took Tobio's hand and smiled sincerely.
—A couple? - Mom raised an eyebrow.
—That's not what he meant! - Tobio said hurriedly, waving his hands in the negative.
—Really? He took your hand - innocently. The same as her son -ω-
—Don't be modest, Tobio - Oikawa came up and hugged him by the shoulder - we're dating)
Oikawa looked confident enough, but it seems Kageyama's mom was still a little discouraged.
—Don't worry, your son is in good hands (◠‿・)-☆
— *approvingly mumbles* who will leave tomorrow.
—Are you leaving, Tooru-kun?
—Yes, - Oikawa said a little sadly.
—Is that why you came to us? To spend the last day with Tobio? - a little excited.
—Well, you could say that.
—Oh, I wasn't ready for this. I didn't even cook dinner - Tobio's mom was worried.
—Yes, you don't need to. I won't be long. I'll be leaving soon 😅
—But you can stay here as long as you want.
—Mom, we really won't be long...
—Tooru, please wait. I'm going to cook a farewell dinner.
Kageyama's mom ran into the kitchen, and the boys remained standing in the hall.
—Tobio-chan- smiles lazily and looks at Kageyama - I feel lucky.
—More like a loser - goes to the couch.
—You know, you look alike) - Tooru smiled.
—Of course we are similar. We are a family - he sits down on the sofa irritably.
—This is so cute.
—Maybe.
Oikawa sits down next to him, looks haughtily at Kageyama and smiles like an idiot.
—What are you staring at? - irritated.
—You began to seem much nicer - pulls on the cheek.
—Ay. Stop it.
—Don't wanna.
Kisses on the cheek and hugs.
A farewell dinner.
Oikawa eats meat with gusto.
—Well, Tooru, do you like it?
—Yes. Very tasty - shows 👍 - by the way, Miss Kageyama.
—M?
—Are you coming to see me off tomorrow?
Do you want the whole world to know about our relationship? - Kageyama thought irritably and hit Oikawa on the leg under the table.
—Do you want to?
—Well, I wouldn't mind.
Kageyama hit harder.
—And at what time?
—At 9 a.m.
—I'm sorry, I'm going to the doctor at 9. I can't.
And don't.
—All right. It's okay, - Oikawa smiled and took a piece of meat again.
—And you, Tobio, you're going to see Tooru-kun off, aren't you?
—A? Yes, of course. I will go.
Everyone was silent for a couple of minutes, until Tooru grinned and said:
—By the way, I won't miss the opportunity to brag, but your son is a wonderful boy ¬‿¬ - Oikawa propped his cheek and looked at Tobio, who was discouraged and blushed deeply. His look said, "I'm going to kill you, Oikawa," but it made the brown-haired man smile wider and he continued - hardworking. Talented. He plays volleyball well and I am sure he will become a world-class star. Although, I'll be a bad guy if I lag behind.
—Do you really think so, Tooru?
—I don't think so, I know.
Then the guys went back to Oikawa's house. On the way, Tobio scolded him.
—What are you doing?! Why did you start calling my mom to see you off?!
—What's the big deal? Our parents could get to know each other - ¯\_(◕_◕)_/¯
—My mom would have seen us kissing!
—So what? Mine did.
—Don't compare your mom and mine. She was already hesitating at the word of a couple. And anyway, why take my hand?
—What's the big deal? - Oikawa smiled and took his hand - I like to take your hand.
—Why did you open your mouth at all? - He turned away, embarrassed.
—And you why? I paid you back, Tobio-chan (◠‿◕)
—You overdid it.
—Noooo, I praised you in front of your mom. Be grateful. Or praise me in front of my mom.
—No way.
—Don't be a brat ≤(≧³≦)≥. I love you, Tobio-chan.
Turned around.
—I know.
A couple of seconds of silence.
—Me too.
Oikawa started to kiss, but Tobio held out his hand.
—Let's not kiss on the street.
—Good - Oikawa muttered into his hand.
In Oikawa's room. They are sitting on a futon.
—So you're going to thank me for praising you in front of your mom?
—Oh, yes. Sure. What should I do? - embarrassed.
—Kiss me.
Kageyama did just that. But Oikawa drove with his tongue. Tobio did not like it very much and he began to resist a little. And the door opened again. This time, they didn't even immediately pull away. This time, Oikawa was sitting with his back to the door.
—I think we've been through this before - Oikawa said without turning around and looking at Tobio's boner.
—Of course - Mom wasn't looking in their direction. Oikawa grinned and touched Tobio's boner. He jerked violently and hit Oikawa on the head.
—Mom, can you don't enter the room for at least 15 minutes?
—Okay (◠‿・)—☆
She went out.
—Oikawa, are you a fool? Mom grown a flower DIDN'T for you.
—Ahahahh. And in my opinion, for me, - he takes off his T-shirt - let's go Tobio. We have 15 minutes. Don't waste your time.
—What do you mean?! I didn't agree to this! - he's embarrassed.
—And I didn't ask you. There won't be another chance. You want to thank me, don't you? - he lies down.
—Kritin. Of course I want to - frowned and leaned into his ear - How much time do we have there?
—14 minutes and 47 seconds.
—I think I can do it in 5.
—Don't be so cocky, Tobio-chan - is grinning.
—But that's why you love me, isn't it?
—Of course. Do everything in the best possible way Tobio-chan.
—Whatever you say, Tooru-san.
Бонус:
—Tobio, do you want a joke?
—Come on.
—In short, when Iwa-chan comes to me, Mom is like this right away: "Tooru! Why didn't you clean your room?! Did you take the pants?" Well, like from the dry cleaners. I'm like, "Yes." To Iwa-chan she says: "Come on, Hajime, don't pay attention to my son fucker(✿^‿^). He's going to clean up right now, right Tooru?" - he made a malicious tone on the last words.
Kageyama laughs.
—I think it's a base.
—Well, yes. Although my mom wasn't mad at me yesterday. Damn, you could have praised me in front of her.
—Zero problems. I can say, "Oh yes. Your son is so good in bed."
—Phahahahah.
—Well, you're really good.
—Are you kidding me?) You were on top.
—I know. I thought you'd be on top. Aren't you "seme"?
—Yes. But I "uke" with you.
He looks affectionately.
—That's how I'll tell your mother: "Your son is "seme", but only with me he's "uke"."
—Hahahahhah
—Actually, I'll tell her that you're the sexiest yobbo in the world.
—Shut up - embarrassed.
—By the way, so, how do you rate my work from 1 to 10? How did you like the first time?
—Well, of course I won't put 10...
—What do you mean? Are you fucking crazy? Come on, quickly give me 10.
Oikawa smiles, and Tobio rests his forehead against his forehead.
—Tell me I was the best.
—Not really. 8 out of 10.
—Why?
—Because next time we need to get a lubricant.
—Oh, well, yes. I agree.
—It was a little painful.
—I'm sorry. I'll take that into account.
—But overall, you were so neat.
—I won't dare to be rude with you.
—Come on, of course 10 out of 10 - he pulls to him and kisses on the cheek - you're the best.
—U too.
Hugging.
—Eh, - Tobio sighed, - I'm going to miss you.
—Me too.
—Call me. Tell me how the first day will go.
—Necessarily.
A couple of seconds of silence.
—Tobio-chan, I luv you.
—Me too.
Kissing on the lips.
—Tooru.
—Mm?
—My king of the mountain is ready for feats)
—Huh. There's been such a commotion since morning. I'm afraid we can't. At most, you can go to the toilet for a minute and fap.
—Huh. I can do it in 40 seconds.
—Rapid firer ¬‿¬
Oikawa blew him a kiss. Tobio tried to do so in response. It's the cutest thing they can do before they departure.