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Alternative Name: My Favorite Lame Asses are Lame Asses
They sit silently on the couch, both leaning on the opposite armrests and snacking on a large bowl of popcorn between them. Kagami lifts his arm tiredly, already bored of the movie he turned on a few minutes ago, and flips through the channels in hopes to find another movie.
As Kagami searches, Aomine reaches boredly into the popcorn bowl, taking out a generous handful and shoveling it into his mouth.
Suddenly, a loud, vibrating noise shattered throughout the couch, echoing slightly.
They sit very still for a few moments, shocked into silence at the outburst. Aomine starts snickering just as Kagami slowly turns to face him.
“Was… Was that a fart?”
The blue haired male can’t restrain himself any longer and explodes with laughter.
Kagami was about to join the other male in laughing when the stench reached his nose.
“Fuck, dude!” he shouted, covering his nose, “That’s rancid!”
Aomine laughed even harder at this, saying in between laughs, “Take it like a man!” At this, he grabbed Kagami’s head and shoved it into the couch, where his fart had started to sink in underneath his ass.
Kagami shouted numerous indecencies as his limbs flailed around, and he laughed even though he was choking on one of the worst farts he’d ever smelled every time he inhaled.
Once the redhead finally got out of Aomine’s grip, he reached around and put the other male in a headlock, yelling, “You fucker!”
This wrestling went on for another few minutes before they cooled down, leaning on each other in the middle of the couch, the popcorn bowl having long been overturned on the floor.