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~ Six Months Later ~
the local special ed class
Members of this group include: reyna_hatesu, hazelgemz, to be frank, zeus’ least favorite child, peter johnson, and 3 others. Click to view.
10/30/2011
3:04pm
peter johnson:
- guys i just walked past the big house and saw nico having an actual honest to gods conversation with mr d
- @hades can eat shit what did he do to u
- r u safe???????//?
this boy is on fire:
- neeks if hes trying to trick you into getting him alcohol do not be fooled
- ur smarter than this babe!!!
peter johnson:
- wait he leaving now
- o shit he coming towards me
- ]brb
zeus’ least favorite child:
- Do you have to give us the play-by-play?
this boy is on fire:
- stfu
- what’s happening now purse
- *perc
- obsessed w purse tho
[ Annabeth changed her name to ‘ obsessed w purse’ ]
obsessed w purse:
- As usual, the endless slew of notifications is ruining my focus.
- I have a huge macroeconomics exam coming up and you idiots can’t shut up for one goddamn second.
pieper:
- girl respectfully just turn ur notifs off
this boy is on fire:
- sorry i can’t imagine CHOOSING to go back to hs
- does ur life not suck enough as is
- cause if ur lacking in suffering
- i can help w that [fire emoji]
peter johnson:
- threaten my gf again valdez i dare u
this boy is on fire:
- yay ur back
- is nico ok
hades can eat shit:
- all of you are stupid
this boy is on fire:
- :( even me???
hades can eat shit:
- especially you
- <3
this boy is on fire:
- im breaking up w u
hades can eat shit:
- oh nooooooo
this boy is on fire:
- wait babe im kicking i wouldn’t :(((((
peter johnson:
- CAN YOU TWO STFU
reyna_hatesu:
- This is too gay even for me.
pieper:
- nico wat time is the halloween party
hades can eat shit:
- idk like 8
pieper:
- wdym ‘idk’ its at ur cabin
hades can eat shit:
- not by choice everyone just decided that made sense
- even tho hades has nothing to do w halloween
- but whatever
Jason & Piper’s Text Messages
10/30/2011
3:27pm
Piper:
- hey do u know if reyna is coming tmr night
Jason:
- Uhhhh I don’t think so, but I can ask.
- Why are you asking me?
- And why do you care?
Piper:
- no reason lol
Leo’s Private Snapchat Story: fuck being good im a bad bitch
[Image Description: Leo smiling in the forefront, with Nico in the background glaring at the screen while attempting to put up fake spider webs on the windows]
Caption: party tmr @ 8pm!!!!! u already know where its at ;)
Percy & Annabeth’s Text Messages:
10/30/2011
6:42pm
Percy:
- [Attached Image: A fluffy grey cat wearing a witch’s hat and looking very displeased with himself]
- isn’t he the cutest!!!!!!
Annabeth:
- As much as I dislike the cat, I will admit…he does look very cute in that picture.
Percy:
- DAMN RIGHT HE DOES
- THATS MY SON RIGHT THERE
Annabeth:
- I just got a really uncomfortable flashback to last week when you told Piper that you ‘gave birth’ to the cat.
Percy:
- u dont understand motherhood like i do
Annabeth:
- Okay, babe. Call me when your boobs start to sag.
the local special ed class
Members of this group include: reyna_hatesu, hazelgemz, to be frank, zeus’ least favorite child, peter johnson, and 3 others. Click to view.
10/31/2011
11:03am
this boy is on fire:
- hi kids!! this year we doing a costume contest so u better dress tf UP
- everyone gets one vote and u cant vote for urself
- and we WILL know bc of hecate cabin ~magic~
- muwahahahahahaha
peter johnson:
- can cats be entered into the contest
obsessed w purse:
- Gods above…
- PLEASE say no.
hades can eat shit:
- yes cats allowed
obsessed w purse:
- Nico, if you find lead in your toothpaste tomorrow morning, it wasn’t me.
pieper:
- fuck yeah thats my bestie
this boy is on fire:
- please dont poison my bf :(
- im so lonely wo him
peter johnson:
- thats rlly sad bro
- u good?
this boy is on fire:
- i have chronic mental illness but otherwise im chillin
pieper:
- damn relatable
hazelgemz:
- Frank and I are entering as a couples costume and we fully intend to win!
peter johnson:
- damn haze i forgot u were here ngl
- welcome back
hazelgemz:
- Yeah, I’ve been so busy with the legion! And so has Frank, but we’re really excited to see you all tonight!! <3
pieper:
- who all from NR is coming btw
hazelgemz:
- Me, Frank, Jason, and Reyna! So, the whole gang!
pieper:
- nice
Jason & Piper’s Text Messages
10/31/2011
11:07am
Jason:
- What are you scheming?
Piper:
- scheming?? ME?????
Jason:
- *eye roll emoji*
Piper:
- u wanna know so bad teehehehehe
Jason:
- I wouldn’t have asked otherwise.
Piper:
- what’s ur costume
Jason:
- Invigorating conversation as always, Pipes.
Piper:
- *kiss emoji*
Nico’s Private Snapchat Story: make the yuletide gay
[Image Description: Nico and Leo dressed in their couples costume of a gender-bent Marceline and Bubblegum. Nico wears a red bandana around his neck while Leo sports a gold crown, an exact replica from the show]
Caption: @leonotdicaprio <3
Percy’s Private Snapchat Story: underwater basket weaving expert
[Video Description: A slow pan across the Hades cabin. It’s too dark to make out everyone well, but Hazel and Frank can be seen beside Percy in their Fred and Daphne costume. As the video ends, Percy’s face comes into view, his arm full of Lil Tuny, still wearing his witch’s hat]
Caption: *witch hat emoji* *skull emoji* *jack-o-lantern emoji*
Leo & Jason’s Text Messages
10/31/2011
10:47pm
Leo:
- gave u seen pipes
Jason:
- No, not for a little bit.
- Haven’t seen Reyna either.
Leo:
- omg what if theyre majing ou
Jason:
- Where are YOU?
Leo:
- lol wouldn’t u lik tokniw
Jason:
- Ugh.
Hazel’s Private Snapchat Story: don’t touch my gems :(
[Image Description: Percy holding Lil Tuny above a crowd of people, all with their phone flashlights on, very Lion King-meets-intense concert moment]
Caption: congrats to Lil Tuny for winning the costume contest!!! *confetti emoji*
the local special ed class
Members of this group include: reyna_hatesu, hazelgemz, to be frank, zeus’ least favorite child, peter johnson, and 3 others. Click to view.
11/1/2011
12:39pm
peter johnson:
- wtf was in that punch last night holy fuck
obsessed w purse:
- Seriously…I feel like my head is going to explode.
this boy is on fire:
- just like…a lot of vodka
- and tequila
- and rum for some reason?
pieper:
- fuck u leo
this boy is on fire:
- *kiss emoji*
zeus’ least favorite son:
- I just woke up in the Hermes cabin???
peter johnson:
- GUYS
- WHERE IS LIL TUNY
- HE ISN’T HERE
- GUYS
- GUYS
- FUCK
- WHERE IS HE
- HE’S MISSING
- DOES ANYONE HAVE A PRINTER FUCK
obsessed w purse:
- A…printer?
peter johnson:
- FOR THE MISSING POSTERS
- FUCKING OBVIOUSLY
- GODDAMMIT
- IM ACTUALLY CRYING RN
obsessed w purse:
- Babe…remember? Last night, you told Hazel you could have joint custody. He’s probably in the Hades cabin with her.
peter johnson:
- @HAZELGEMS @HAZELGEMZ @HAZELGEMZ
- HAZEL WAKE UP ITS AN EMERGENCY
- @HADES CAN EAT SHIT @HADES CAN EAT SHIT
- NICO WAKE UR SISTR UP
zeus’ least favorite son:
- Bro just walk over there.
pieper:
- fr the notifs are making my headache worse
obsessed w purse:
- Respectfully, just turn your notifications off ;)
pieper:
- *middle finger emoji*
this boy is on fire:
- i am also in the hades cabin rn and lil tuny is here
- [Attached Image: Lil Tuny curled up on Nico’s stomach, both still very much asleep]
peter johnson:
- [Attached Image: Nico asleep on his back with Lil Tuny on his stomach, now awake and looking towards Percy’s camera. Leo is sitting in bed beside Nico glaring at Percy]
obsessed w purse:
- Oh, good. Wasn’t sure how I was gonna survive the day without multiple pieces of evidence confirming Neptune’s survival.
Piper & Reyna’s Text Messages
11/1/2011
1:12pm
Piper:
- hey
Reyna:
- Hi
Piper:
- so, uh…that happened
Reyna:
- Yes, it did.
Piper:
- whatcha thinking
Reyna:
- I’m still hungover from whatever devil concoction Leo fed us last night. Could we talk about this when I can no longer feel my brain slipping out of my ears?
Piper:
- damn points for imagery
- sure
- ttyl :)
Reyna:
- What is that?
Piper:
- talk to you later
Reyna:
- Oh.
- TTYL, then.