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Evan💖
Today 4:41 PM
Evan: babe
Evan: quick reminder
Evan: jee is sleeping over tonight
Tommy: As if I'd forget.
Evan: i knew u wouldnt 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Evan: but seriously u need to pick up snacks after ur shift
Evan: i have enough for the afternoon
Evan: but theyll be out by the time u come home
Evan: trust me
Tommy: Got it, baby. How many chips and chocolate bars should I get?
Evan: probably all of them
Evan: jee wants to watch disney movies all night
Tommy: Understood, Mr. Kinard, will comply!
Evan: thank u mr kinard
Evan: be safe
Tommy: Always.
Tommy: Love you.
Evan: Love you, too.
Evan💖
Today 2:23 PM
Evan: hi
Tommy: Hey, hot stuff 🔥🔥🔥
Evan: whats hot stuff uncle tommy
Tommy: Oh.
Tommy: Hey, Baby Jee.
Evan: hi uncle tommy
Tommy: What are you doing with Uncle Buck's phone, sweetheart?
Evan: he let me play games
Evan: and i wanted to say hi to you
Evan: but now your bad!!!!!
Tommy: Okay. I'm sure I deserve it.
Tommy: But why?
Evan: your not allowed to call uncle buck buck!!
Evan: you have to call him uncle evan!
Evan: uncle buck said so!
Tommy: Oh, I deeply apologize!
Tommy: I promise to never call him Uncle Buck again!
Evan: good
Evan: bye uncle tommy see you tonight
Tommy: Bye, Baby Jee. Be good for Uncle Evan!
Evan💖
Today 4:41 PM
Tommy: Only two more hours until I'm off!
Tommy: Can't wait to be home with my favorite husband and our perfect little niece💖
Evan: bing bong is dead
Tommy: Excuse me?
Tommy: Baby, what are you talking about?
Evan: jee and i are watching inside out
Evan: bing bong is dead
Evan: he sacrificed himself so joy could get out of the memory dump
Evan: i dont think i can handle this
Tommy: Aw, poor baby!
Tommy: Think of it positively, did Joy make it out?
Evan: she did
Evan: she promised bing bong to take riley to the moon
Evan: im bawling my eyes out here
Evan: jee probably thinks im weird
Tommy: She's six, Evan.
Evan: still!
Evan: she keeps patting my arm and tells me that its okay
Tommy: Aw, see?
Tommy: She's worried about you!
Evan: i guess
Evan: cant wait for you to come home so you can cry too
Tommy: 😂😂😂
Tommy: Two more hours, baby.
Evan: jee yun and i eagerly await you
Evan💖
Today 7:08 PM
Tommy: Just got to my car! Next stop, grocery store!
Tommy: Gotta buy all the snacks for Baby 1 and Baby 2!
Evan: which one am i?
Tommy: 2
Tommy: Sorry, baby, but you can't beat Jee-Yun.
Evan: no thats the right answer
Evan: jee is ALWAYS baby 1!
Evan: ALWAYS!!!!
Tommy: Sweetheart, can you give your uncle his phone back?
Evan: okay
Evan: hey💖
Evan: you gotta admit shes right though
Tommy: She is.
Tommy: But she was a little aggressive about it.
Tommy: Not sure where she got that from...
Evan: hey
Evan: HEY
Evan: im not that aggressive!
Tommy: Baby.
Tommy: You at one point spammed with with teary eyes emojis because I didn't call you cute fast enough.
Evan: uh excuse u i think ur forgetting the part where i was justified?!?!
Tommy: Okay, Evan💖
Tommy: Which Doritos do you want?
Evan: ooooh tough choice
Evan: but u know what??
Evan: COOL RANCH always wins
Evan: its a classic
Tommy: Cool Ranch it is. I got you, Baby 2.
Evan: jee wants gummy worms
Evan: all of them
Tommy: Whatever the Princess demands, she shall get!
Evan💖
Today 7:24 PM
Tommy: Baby.
Tommy: Code Red.
Tommy: There's no Gummy Worms.
Evan: oh
Evan: oh no
Tommy: They say they ran out.
Tommy: Lots of kids doing movie night tonight.
Tommy: I can run to a different store.
Evan: hey no!
Evan: u just finished a 24
Evan: get her gummy bears instead
Evan: we can teach jee-yun to compromise
Tommy: Okay, but the tantrum is on you.
Evan💖
Today 7:44 PM
Tommy: hey hildy send text to evan babe i'm almost homing can't wait to seed you
Evan: omg are you using voice to text????
Evan: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tommy: hildy send text to evan yeah is it working why are you loving whats going on
Evan: i mean its definitely working
Evan: just not how you want it to 😂
Evan: i think hildy is out to get u
Tommy: Okay, I pulled over.
Tommy: WTF was Hildy doing to me???
Evan: u can join eddie 🤣🤣🤣
Evan: hes afraid of her 😂
Tommy: Why is Eddie scared of an AI assistant?
Evan: he thinks shes gonna turn into hal 2000 and take over the world🤣
Evan: chris and i bully him for it lol
Tommy: That's HAL 9000, baby.
Tommy: And just so we're clear, I want to bully Eddie too.
Evan: noted
Evan: ill add u to chris and my groupchat
Evan: now get home
Evan: jee wants to watch sleeping beauty
Tommy: On my way!
Tommy: I love you.
Evan: 🥰🥰🥰
Evan: I love you too.