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1. Booty Shorts, Sex Outfits and a Bloody Baseball Bat X"( by EchoicSweeper

   Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   12 Feb 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Chibita & Matsuno Karamatsu
   • Chibita & Matsuno Ichimatsu
   • Chibita
   • Matsuno Ichimatsu
   • Matsuno Karamatsu
   • Matsuno Osomatsu
   • Matsuno Todomatsu
   • Matsuno Jyushimatsu
   • Matsuno Choromatsu
   • Iyami
   • lots of crack! theory
   • Jyushimatsu is sex on legs
   • Todomatsu is the Ice Queen Killing Machine
   • Osomatsu is oblivious
   • Chibita gets the short straw on the feels Dept
   • lol
   • crack and feels just like the damned show
   • cracky feels
   • this story is sure to not make sense at times
   • one long shot - like shot put in high school
   • only I'm not the throwing the damn thing to land right in front of me
   • Choromatsu is a good big brother sacrificing his dignity
   • Friendship
   • had fun writing this
   • And teens make think of 13 year olds so no?
   • I can't rate for shit apparently
   • if people can't handle blood i just put it there just in case
   • it's not really much blood but i wanna be careful
   • too much mentions of blood without a lot of blood in the plot
   • like lol

   Summary

   Sounds like a crime...or a sex establishment gone wrong.
   But it's just Karamatsu and Ichimatsu fucking up really badly and Iyami taking revenge on the idiots. And then there's Chibita having to deal with sextuplets thinking its a good idea to apologize to him by being completely mental in the name of - I don't know I lost track of the plot since Jyushimatsu broke the 4th wall and punched me.
   Warnings: Long crack story.
   Enjoy.

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   English

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