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Part 3 of Stop Bugging Me With Your Clawfully Hissterical Puns, It's Not Very Mice
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2024-09-23
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No Texting in Class Ya lil Rule Breakers

Summary:

(READING THE MIRACUTEAM CHATS BEFORE THIS IS VERY ENCOURAGED)

A Group Chat between Mme. Bustier's Class. Definitely no chaos can be found here! (Spoiler alert: there is)

(After 4 fics I'm still bad at summaries ToT)

Notes:

Mme. Bustier's Class Server
Supreme Leader: Marinette
Y'allya: Alya
Fragrance Ad: Adrien
Hat guy: Nino
Julekaaaaaa: Juleka
ChloeB: Chloe
Sab: Sabrina
Nath-ing Left to Lose: Nathaniel
Kim🌊: Kim
✨🩷Rose🩷✨: Rose
TREEEEEE: Mylene
EEEEEEES: Ivan
Max: Max
Lil Robot Dude: Markov
Short err Hair: Alix

For everyone's convenience, Lila does not exist. I don't want class salt nuh uh.

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Now u may be wondering, why the fic seperations? Couldn't I have just smooshed it all into one pile to be read in one go? The answer is: I DON'T KNOW. ASK MY NONEXISTENT BRAINCELLS.

Anywho- the start of this fic is waay before the reveal.

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To all the people who know tts: you're welcome. (Although the references start at chap three.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Jokes and Macarons

Chapter Text

Mme. Bustier's Class - general

At 4:32 P.M.

 

Kim🌊: Hey guyssssss

 

Kim🌊: Time for your daily jokes

 

Short err Hair: Really? That's still a thing?

 

Kim🌊: Ofc! One of these are bound to make all of you laugh!

 

Kim🌊: Some day

 

Kim🌊: What is red and harmful for your teeth?

 

Supreme Leader: a brick

 

Fragrance Ad: Angering Ladybug.

 

Kim🌊:...

 

Kim🌊: You know Adrien that actually makes a lot of sense

 

Kim🌊: Also- MARI STOP STEALING MY JOKES

 

Kim🌊: THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME NOW

 

Supreme Leader: I CAN'T HELP IT UR TOO PREDICTABLE

 

Kim🌊: U KNOW WHAT ELSE IS PREDICTABLE? A SPECIAL RECIPE MACARON

 

Kim🌊: U CAN GIFT OTHER THINGS BESIDES THAT

 

Y'allya: GASP

 

Y'allya: U TAKE THAT BACK

 

Short err Hair: well I mean-

 

Short err Hair: I'M SORRY ALYA SPARE MY LIFE BUT HE'S KINDA RIGHT

 

Y'allya: @Supreme Leader Mari they're damaging your name😞

 

Supreme Leader: I hereby declare Kim and Alix traitors to the kingdom

 

Short err Hair: noooooooooo

 

Kim🌊: I'm sorry Marinette. Please spare my life!!!!! I didn't mean to insult the great Macarons!!!

 

Supreme Leader: no but honestly Kim's right

 

Short err Hair: wow never thought I'd get to hear that sentence

 

Kim🌊: No I'm sorry Marinette pls don't change the macaron gifts that was a low blow pls continue I beg of you I love macarons

 

Supreme Leader: hmmm

 

Supreme Leader: should we spare this traitor?

 

*Replies to: No I'm sorry Marinette pls don't...*

Hat Guy: grammar go poof

 

Y'allya: So does urs

 

Kim🌊: I mean I get it but why does Adrien always have the biggest Passionfruit macaron?

 

Kim🌊: It's like it's specifically baked just for him

 

*Replies to: should we spare this traitor?*

Fragrance Ad: No. Kill them all.

 

*Replies to: No. Kill them all.*

Hat guy: Adrien😭

 

*Replies to: I mean I get it but why does Adr...*

Fragrance Ad: Huh? What do you mean?

 

Dms - SkaterGurl & Kim🌊

At 4:41 P.M.

 

SkaterGurl sent 1 screenshot

[Kim🌊: I mean I get it but why does Adrien always have the biggest Passionfruit macaron?

 

Kim🌊: It's like it's specifically baked just for him

 

*Replies to: should we spare this traitor?*

Fragrance Ad: No. Kill them all.

 

*Replies to: No. Kill them all.*

Hat guy: Adrien😭

 

*Replies to: I mean I get it but why does Adr...*

Fragrance Ad: Huh? What do you mean?]

 

SkaterGurl: KIM YOU DUMBO

 

Kim🌊: What?

 

Kim🌊: Oh

 

Kim🌊: Oh no

 

Operation Adrienette - general

At 4:43 P.M.

 

Agent Le Chien: @DamageControlTeam I screwed up

 

Agent Cesaire: Yep I saw that one

 

Agent Couffaine (Blue): Ooh send screenshots

 

Agent Lahiffe: We're coming to ur rescue

 

Mrs. Bustier's Class - general

At 4:43 P.M.

 

*Replies to: Huh? What do you mean?"

Supreme Leader: it's cause ur my new bestie in the besties forever club

 

Supreme Leader: u have special privileges

 

Fragrance Ad: Aww thanks Mari 😊

 

Operation Adrienette - general

At 4:44 P.M.

 

Agent Cesaire: Ah looks like our Mari has got it covered

 

Agent Cesaire: She's truly growing up🥹

 

Agent Cesaire: She's dishin out alibis like it's nothing

 

Agent Kubdel: Ohohoho imagine Marinette's reaction to Kim slipping

 

Agent Lahiffe: Poor Kim. T'was nice knowing ya bud

 

Agent Le Chien: If y'all don't hear from me in a day assume the worst

 

Dms - Kim🌊 & Marigold

At 4:46 P.M.

 

Kim🌊: MARINETTE PLS ACCEPT MY DEEPEST MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES

 

Marigold: haha ok fine

 

Operation Adrienette - general

At 4:48 P.M.

 

Agent Lahiffe: Press f in the chat for Kim

 

Agent Cesaire: F

 

Agent Kubdel: F

 

Agent Couffaine (Purple): f

 

Agent Bruel: F

 

Agent Haprele: F

 

Agent Couffaine (Blue):

F

 

Agent Tsurugi: F

 

Agent Kante: F

 

Agent Le Chien: I'M ALIVE AND SPARED BY MARINETTE

 

Agent Tsurugi: Impossible

 

*Replies to: Impossible*

Agent Cesaire: 😭