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It was a Bright and Sunny and BEAUTIFUL morning in Hometown and also in Noelle’s bedroom which is located in Hometown if you were not aware already. Wow I really love Bright and Sunny and BEAUTIFUL mornings… this is such a great start to my day surely nothing can go wrong…. Noelle thought in her comically large head.
She ROSE and SHONE and stretched her arms out. It was going to be a Great and Amazing day. Nothing could ever go wrong on a day as wondrous as this. It was a Saturday so she had NO school to attend but she still woke up at like 6:30 AM because she’s a freak and I hate her. Okay anyways she was prepared for a day full of wonder and joy and happiness. There was No homework to be done. It was so Delightful.
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok i will go downstairs for a cup of coffee to start my wonderful amazing day. I am so anticipated for this beautiful Saturday. I love my life. Nothing can go wrong.” she said aloud joyously and then skipped and hopped down the hail and ran down the stairs on all fours because she assumed nobody was in the house. But She Was Wrong.
Still Unaware of the presence in her home she skedaddled to the kitchen and began to make a cup of coffee………. When suddenly…. She felt a Presence behind her……… and turned around to see her MOM!!!!!!!!!! Why was her MOM in her HOME!!! EEP!!!! AHHH!!!
“Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahaha hey mom isnt this such a beautiful morning that we are blessed to witness???????” Noelle asked nervously but her mom did not look like she was happy to be blessed by such a beautiful morning. Noelle gulped. This was NOT good!!!!!! GULP!!!!
“Noelle come sit down. We need to speak.” her mom said really seriously it was really scary Noelle was shaking and crying a little bit. Her mom sat down at the table and so Noelle sat at the chair across the table from her. The room was silent and really super duper scary for a minute.
“It’s about Dess.” her mom finally said after a long minute. Noelle was really super duper shocked. Dess had disappeared years ago ago when, she was a wee little lad.
“What is it? Did they find out something new about her? Is she alive?” Noelle asked Nervously biting her nails??? does she have nails??? hooves??? she was biting Something nervously.
“No. I need to tell you the truth.” her mom said really super duper seriously. Noelle continued to bite her nail/hoof/whatever freakish thing she had until it had come off and there was just nothing at the end of her arm. There was blood everywhere like she was actively bleeding out onto the table but her mom didn’t gaf cause she’s a nonchalant warrior.
“I sold Dess to the famous band One Direction.” her mom confessed solemnly. Noelle was Shocked and Appalled.. This was not a joyous, blessed morning. She hated One Direction before and now she hates them even more!!!
“WHAT. WHY DID YOU SELL HER TO ONE DIRECTION???” she Yelled because this was really confusing because her mom HATED one direction whenever they would come on the radio she would turn the radio off and start swerving the car in an attempt to kill herself.
“Noelle we needed the money. We used to live in a shack and we made you sleep in a dirt hole. But the famous band One Direction offered me One Borbillion dollars to sell Dess to them and so I did, and now we have this big amazing super cool house.” her mom explained, but Noelle was posing kind of like Shinji in her chair. She hated one direction so much more now. Why would they do this..? Harry…Zayn… Louis…Niall...Liam….. Why??? This was too much for her to handle. Her mom didn’t gaf so she left her alone in the kitchen.
“I HATE YOU ONE DIRECTION YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU BOUGHT MY SISTER!!!!!” Noelle Scrumpt and shook her fist in the air. Ever since then she’s been searching for famous band One Direction so she can enact her revenge …. ahh…