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Spider-Wolf, Spider-Wolf,
Does whatever a teen wolf can
Punches holes, any size,
Busts out creeps just like that
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Wolf.
Is he OP?
Listen creep,
He's one quarter dino freak.
Can he speak to a whale?
Better pour out more concrete
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Wolf.
In a New Year's night,
When everyone's in good cheer,
Like a lightning flash,
He'll feast on sweet deer feet, dear.
Spider-Wolf, Spider-Wolf
Chivalrous perv king of virgin Spider-Wolf
Steady paychecks and normalcy
He's scorned
For the sake of rabet thot.
To him, life is one huge manga
Wherever there's simping and thirsting
You'll find the Spider-Wolf.