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Part 4 of Frantic Fanfic antics & shenanigans
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2024-09-24
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2024-09-24
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Good Ending

Summary:

This is what happens when you let people who have watched some of the worst movies of all times write fan fiction.

Chapter 1

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It was a normal day for Dave Ryder Space Mutiny 1988. He was being a pilot because he is a pilot so he was piloting. Then he piloted into... DROPO FROM SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS!!!

Chapter 2

Notes:

This is the part my anonymous friend (the same one again) wrote.

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"HOLY CRICKET!!!!!! said dave ryder idk whyt he fuck he even said that"
"hi im martian are you santa claus" asked the martiuN
"no but i know where he is" said david
"TAKE ME 2 YOUR DEALer" said the martian (geddit like IS THAT A weed Alien) so then david strider took the martian 2 santa claus but.........................it was.............................................

Chapter 3

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NOT SANTA CLAUS!!! it was....... SULFURIC ACID!!!! and so Dave Strider Homestuck I mean Dave Ryder Space Mutiny was about to shove Dropo Santa Claus Conquers The Martians into the acid when... SANTA CLAUS SHOWED UP!!! 3 OF HIM!!! (The one from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians the one from Christmas With Cookie and the one from Space Mutiny)
"Youre here to help me!!" said Dropo
But then the santas beat him to death (good ending)