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Dimitri was walking through St. Petersburg when he saw a bat on the road. Dimitri, being the stupid little shit he is, ran after it. He picked it up and the bat bit him hard.
"BLYAT!" Dimitri screamed.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" said the bat whose name is Bartok.
Rasputin, who has been secretly watching dimitri's stupidity, suddenly appeared in front of him. He recently gave up on killing Anastasia because he realized Dimitri was the one who needed to be killed.
He used his magic and shot Dimitri in the heart. Dimitri died a few milliseconds later.