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  1. An Ass out of U and Me by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)  

    25 Sep 2024

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    It starts as a simple misunderstanding—too many margaritas, and Chloe assumes it’s her new friend texting her. Instead of coming clean, though, Lucifer takes the opportunity to get a little more insight into his reticent partner.

    Of course, he’s not nearly as clever as he thinks he is.

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