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A group chat called:chaos demons and hazel
with: Habibi, Hastings, Watson, Poirot
Received Message from:Watson
Looks like corona made it to the UK 12:31
Stay safe everyone!! 12:31
Sent Message: i am immortal i don't need to quarantine 12:31 
Received Message from:Habibi
I stg daisy I will BARRICADE UR DOOR 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
Damn that's terrifying I didn't realise it was deadly 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
Corona or Amina? 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
Do you need to ask? 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
brb, just barricading myself in the cupboard 12:31
Sent Message: I will open every cupboard just to breathe on you 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
We're edging into psychopathy again 12:31
Sent Message: bitch we've been living here for decades 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
amina save yourself there's still time 12:31
Received Message from:Habibi
There won't be for her if she catches Covid! 12:31
Sent Message: shut up amina i will never die 12:31
Sent Message: also sorry for calling you a bitch hazel 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
Apology accepted :) 12:31
Sent Message: you are far too forgiving 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
the story of a wonderful friendship y'all 12:31
Sent Message: POT. KETTLE. BLACK. 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
... 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
it works for us tbf 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
To be fucked? 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT 12:31
Received Message from:Habibi
Alexander said what we were all thinking tbh 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
To be... helped? 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
Hash browns 12:31
Sent Message: hecked 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
You're all wrong, it's halitosis, obviously 12:31
Sent Message: EXCUSE ME WHAT 12:31
Sent Message: YOU KNOW EVERYONE THINKS I'M THE MOST DERANGED ON THIS CHAT BUT LOOK ABOVE AND YOU'LL SEE IT'S ACTUALLY HAZEL WONG 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
Which one of us is typing in capslock again? 12:31
Sent Message: AND THE MOST SAVAGE TOO 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
*coughs* 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
We all know you're secretly a cinnamon roll George 12:31
Received Message from:Habibi
You can keep trying to hide in your cupboard but we all know 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
This is a safe space 12:31
Sent Message: you actually use autocaps GEORGE IT'S A TRAP 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
i will not be fooled 12:31
i am staying in my lapslock cupboard forever 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
I'll leave food outside the door x 12:31
Sent Message: IT'S A TRAP 12:31
Received Message from:Habibi
I'm sorry you think love is a trap Daisy xx 12:31
If you ever want to talk I'm here xx 12:31
Sent Message: IT'S ALL A TRAP HELP HAZEL 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
Brb making popcorn 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
can you leave me some too? 12:31
Received Message from:Watson
You want to accept food from an autocaps traitor? 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
...no 12:31
can you give it to daisy first then? 12:31
Sent Message: i'm not accepting food from her either! 12:31
Received Message from:Poirot
fine just give it here 12:31
Received Message from:Hastings
Narrator voice: But there was no popcorn. 12:31
Sent Message: HAH I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP 12:31
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