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"What are you two reading?" I stepped closer to my friends at our common room. I sat down to the black leather couch, and grabbed a green apple from the tray. Blaise and Theo leaned above a tiny, emerald green booklet.
"It this your little diary, Theo?" I laughed up and sat closer to them, to see the booklet.
"No... but it's a treasure!" he grinned at me like a Cheshire Cat. "I found it in the corridor, near the Potion Classroom."
"And... What is it?"
"The naughty Hogwarts girls' secret voting about... the ships.." Blaise laughed up but I confusedly knitted my brows together.
"Excuse me?!"
"The shippings... they paired up the students together, named these ships and voted for the best couples and it seems, they could choose more ships too."
"Let's see... for example there is Haphne, the ship between Potter and Daphne. It got 32 votes... but Blaphne, this ship is between Daph and me and we got 87 votes!" Blaise grinned at me.
I started to understand this shit...
"Oh, Nuna is also popular, but LoveNott is more! Look at it, Theo!" Blaise handled the booklet to Theo.
"Hmm, Lovegood is so pretty, maybe I should ask her for a date, then! " He smiled and read more throught the list.
"Ohh, look, Draco! There are a lot of ships with you as well, even with the green apples!"
"What?!" I took away the booklet from my friend's hands. I had to see with my own eyes.
Drastoria 102 votes
Drapple 104 votes
Drinny 8 votes
Druna 16 votes
Dransy 97 votes
Dramione 235 votes
Draphne 32 votes
"Aww, I knew, that Dramione will win!" Blaise patted my shoulder. "Granger's and your love was bounded in the Heaven!"
"What?" I blushed deeply.
"Just ask her out, already! Look, Romione and Krumione is also popular! You should do something, Draco!" I read the list further.
Hinny 202 votes
Panville 198 votes
"Pansy, look! Earlier, we found this list of couples and their votes and you and Longbottom together is so trendy!" Theo shouted to the black hair girl, then she sat next to me on the couch. "Look, Ronsy got 193 votes, and Ravender a little fewer, just 145 votes."
"Unfortunately Thansy only got 4 votes, Pans. Sorry!" Theo laughed, but Pansy heaved a sigh of relieve.
"But Granger and me... Theomione got 228 votes..." Theo grinned at me. "Almost as many votes as, you and Granger, Draco..." I showed up my middle finger to him, as an answer.
Deanevra 25 votes
Charry 57 votes
"Blaise, you are popular with the girls too!" I showed the page to him. "Bluna had 187 votes and Blinny got 188 votes, but thanks to Salazar, Blamione only 76 got votes..." I said relieved.
"Don't be happy, Draco! You are amazingly popular, together with Potter!"
"What the fuck?!" I ripped out of the booklet from Blaise's hands. He was right.
Drarry 245 votes
Dreo 214 votes
Blaico 208 votes
"At least, Longbottom and me is not trendy... Dreville only got 24 votes." I laughed up. "But NottPott is so popular... Potter and you, Theo together are a powerful couple!"
Nevarry 14 votes
NottPott 205 votes
Rarry 59 votes
Reo 23 votes
Ronaco 0 votes
Ronville 35 votes
Theoville 52 votes
"Thanks to Merlin's beard, Weaselbee and me haven't got any votes!" I sighed up happily. At this moment, Daphne and Astoria came back together from their Potion Class and they sat tiredly next to us.
"What are you reading?" Astoria looked into the booklet.
"This is a list with the Hogwarts' students pairings and votes!" Blaise explained to the sisters. "There are ships between the girls too, look!"
"Pansy, you are with Ginevra are so trendy, Ginsy has 213 votes."
"We will just hex each other to the next century... " she pulled her mouth away.
"But Pansmione more popular!" Theo pointed to the list.
Herminny 237 votes
Heruna 123 votes
Linny 176 votes
Pansmione 221 votes
Parvender 14 votes
"Sorry Daph, we weren't bounded together in the Heaven..." Pansy laughed, while she referred to the Parkgrass ship with only 38 votes.
"Saint Salazar! There are multiships too!" Blaise turned one page in the booklet.
"Blaicarry is popular a lot! Potter, you and me together, Draco!" Blaise laughed while my face just turned grey. "Dromione and NottjustHinny are trendy too!"
"Sorry guys, but Dreomione is the winner with 262 votes! Just imagine it, Draco... Granger naked between us..." he winked at me, but I just rolled my eyes. "You wish, Nott... It's just a stupid, childish game..." I snored disdainfully.
"Well, I think this list is sexy and exciting... and we are popular too!" Theo grinned. "I should go and find Lovegood. Excuse me, my dear friends!" he hurried away, then Blaise followed him. "I have to go too and will pin Ginevra to the nearest wall. Bye!" Blaise run out throught the entrance-door.
"I have to do an essay to Slughorn so I am off too." Daphne stood up. "Are you coming, Tori?" her sister followed her and just Pansy and I remained in our places.
"It so stupid... "
"I agree."
There was a long silence between us.
"Are we going to find Longbottom and Granger now?" Pansy blurted out suddenly.
"Let's go." we sprung up and left our common room hurriedly.
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"Ah, I almost forgot this..." Daphne picked up the emerald green booklet from the couch.
"I was right, that this list will be a huge success among the students..." Astoria hugged her sister's shoulder and they went back to their dorm room.