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1. bully your alphas, or bilbo baggins' guide to making your king squirm by enbyofdionysus

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains in Erebor
   • Married Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha/Omega
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Ruts
   • Mating Cycles/In Rut
   • Alpha Bilbo Baggins
   • Omega Thorin Oakenshield
   • Trans Thorin Oakenshield
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Teasing
   • Breeding Kink
   • No actual mpreg
   • Bilbo gets off on Thorin playfully bullying him
   • Thorin thinks Bilbo trying to impregnate him is the funniest thing in the world
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Sex Toys
   • Dildos
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Pegging
   • Strap-Ons
   • Dirty Talk
   • excessive use of endearments
   • Knotting
   • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Bilbo has just a little bit of a humiliation kink
   • and theyre very much in love
   • Anal Sex
   • Both Thorin and Bilbo top and bottom

   Summary

   "Are you in rut, mugragurmê?"

   Bilbo huffed. "Don't make fun."

   But Thorin was already grinning like the cat that got the cream, making Bilbo's ears redden.

   The expanded version of "never too old to try." We can get a little nasty for October. As a treat.

   Series

   • Part 2 of middle-aged hobbits in rut (and their playfully mean post-menopausal omegas)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   3/3

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