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"I locked the keys in the car."
Hardison looked annoyed with himself. Eliot did his best not to laugh at the look.
"How did I manage to lock the keys for the car in the car?"
"Not paying enough attention?"
"Don't sound so smug about it. I'm sure you've done it before."
"I have. But you're the one that did it today."
"Oh fuck you," Hardison said, attempting a growl.
"Maybe later. For now we should find a way to get back into the car."
"Promises, promises," Hardison muttered.
Eliot only waited a bit to reveal he had the keys.
