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1. Punching Up by vanceypants

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Oct 2024

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   • America/Russia (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
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   • Canada (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
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   • Past Prussia/Russia (Hetalia)
   • Past Russia/China (Hetalia)
   • minor Canada/France/England (Hetalia)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Stand Up Comedy
   • Trans America (Hetalia)
   • Pining
   • Fuckbuddies
   • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
   • Oral Sex
   • but not nearly enough of it for my tastes
   • or Ivan's either if you know what I mean

   Summary

   "Well, you'd never make it on SNL either."

   "Good," Ivan said briskly. "I would never debase myself."

   "Debase--seriously? It's kind of a dream gig."

   "Yes, I suppose nightmares are dreams too."

   Alfred has been recognized as an up-and-coming comic by the community at large, but the only one he really cares to make laugh these days is his roommate.

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