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Yosano had been bored the whole day. Most of the work today was simple office work, which she had no interest in. Her main interest was her clinic and healing, but there was no healing to be done when things were as tame as they were! She was on the verge of death via boredom, spinning around on her chair before the clinic door slammed open, getting her attention.
“Dazai? What are you doing here?” She questioned.
She hopes it wasn't for another suicide attempt.
To that question, Dazai blushed and averted his eyes. Weird.
“Are.. you good?” She asked, observing him for any physical injuries, relieved to find none.
“Yes! Totally, I just needed to uhm…- ask you something.” He said, sitting down adjacent to her. She noticed his anxious uncharacteristic behavior. The fidgeting, the sweat, the averted gaze.
“Alright, what's up?” She asked, now genuinely curious.
“So, you know I'm trans, correct?” He started off.
Yosano perked her eyebrow, “Yes? This was discussed during my first week being your primary care provider.”
“I haven't had bottom surgery.”
“I'm also aware of that.”
….
“Dazai I promise. Whatever you are about to say can't be that bad.”
“I need to go on birth control.” He said.
“Alright.” Yosano said simply, shrugging as she got up.
“First off, read this though.” She said, handing him a seemingly tiny pamphlet of side effects.
As he scanned through it he hummed. “This isn't too much.” Yosano chuckled. “It unfolds.” She stated. As he unfolded it, the length soon reached the floor, and his eyes widened, jaw slightly dropping.
“Holy shi-” she shushed him.
Soon after reading, he looked at her.
“I'm done reading.”
“So first off. What birth control would you like to try? Pill, insert, ring?” She shot out suggestions.
“I would like to try the pills.” Dazai said. He had done his research on which had the best prevention rate.
“Alright, I'll send out the prescription. I presume you’re.. ahem. Active?” She asked.
“I don't think my doctor's supposed to be asking that.” He joked.
“Oh hush! I'm curious about who though??” She sat and pondering before snapping to turn around at him, jaw dropping.
“KUNIKIDA??” She assumed, before Dazai made a face at that.
“Then who???” She asked.
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.
“THE GRAVITY MANIPULATOR?” Yosano screamed before Dazai quickly got up and put his hand over her mouth, quieting her.
“Shut up!! It's bad enough you have to know!” He said, letting go.
Yosano nodded her apologies, before whistling.
“Damn. Star-crossed romance. What a romance novel plot. Detective x a mafioso.”
She sighed before giggling.
“That would sell out!” She joked.
Dazai rolled his eyes at her joking antics, before smiling.
“Thank you, Aki.” He said, much more serious.
“No problem, Osa.” She smiled at him.
Before he left though she hollered.
“Have your boyfriend get me one of his wines if he doesn't want me letting anyone know!” She jokingly blackmailed.
Dazai slammed the door.