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Ness Protection Squad
Hiori: Did you guys see how cute Ness was during lunch?☺️
Shidou: YES
My cute little squishy pookie😍
Karasu: I think his hair was fluffier today
Reo: he looks like a puppy💜
Nagi: deer :x
Hiori: Noo sheep!
Kurona: baby octopus, octopus!🐙
Bachira: Hamsterrr⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝
Kunigami: Y'all think anything cute looks like him
It's true tho
Isagi: Did you see the way he looked at me?☺️
Chigiri: like he wanted to murder you?
Otoya: SKSNWOH LMFAO
Isagi: RRRHH NO
IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT
Kurona: its not good to lie, lie
Karasu: Yeah, its not good to lie to yourself bro
Isagi: IM NOOT
Bachira: sorry bestie but I can't back u up on this one😔
Shidou: HAHAH KEEP DREAMING BUD
Hiori: No wait
can't believe I'm saying this but-
Yoichi might be right😭
Chigiri: WHAT
Otoya: WHAT
Shidou: FUCK NOO
Nagi: :x ?!!
Kunigami: fr????
Hiori: Ness was kiinnd of🤏
like the tiniest bit super suuuper small
Isagi: 😑
Hiori: staring at Yoichi for a while when we sat with him
Kurona: Hiori was checking nessness out the whole time thats why
Hiori: And I ain't afraid to admit that💪
Otoya: SAY THAT LOUD AND PROUD💪
Hiori: RAAAAAHHHHGG💪💪
Otoya: RRRRRHHAA💪❤️🔥
Shidou: RRRAAAAAAHHH💪😝🔥
Chigiri: OKAY BUT LIKE
In a longing way or in disgust?!
Bachira: HELPP
Isagi: FUCK YOU FUCK YOUU
Chigiri: WELL EXCUSEE ME
I ain't letting the first person to be with him be YOU SLURSAGI
Isagi: I CANT HAVE SHIT HEREEEEE
Hiori: tbh dont know, dont care
I got too lost in his pretty eyes🥰
Karasu: Ooh those magenta eyes😩
Shidou: they appear in my dreams every night😩
And then I cum
Reo: OOOOOOOkaaayy NEWAYS
I view it as more as staring in confusion rather than anything tbh
Isagi: you just dont want to admit that I HAVE A CHANCE and you dont🙄
Reo: STFUSTFUSTFU YOU AND WHAT MONEY
Isagi:😶
Reo: Thats what I thought
Stay in your place peasant
Nagi: ^^
Kunigami: from my memories while getting lunch i'd say he was studying him?
Isagi: GASPS
OH I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU KUNI
I LOVE YOU MY BESTIE
Kunigami: umm yeah no😐
Bachira: Isagi what?😨
Isagi: BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE #1
Bachira: I was gonna sayy🤨
Shidou: AAAHHH IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM
Isagi: SUCKS TO BE YOU LOSERS
ITS FINALLY MY TIME
Chigiri: I hope you fall off the stairs and dislocate your neck, crushing every bone into smithereens that it has no way to cure back
Reo: While smashing your nose so bad it stays crooked and no one could stand looking at you
Hiori: When you drink water, I hope it goes down the wrong way and clogs up your airway and burns your insides😊
Kunigami: these are oddly specific😭
Isagi: cant ever catch a break here my god
BUT AT LEAST ALEXIS NESS STARED AT ME
Karasu: FUCK YOUU AND YOUR FAMILYYY
Isagi: just wanted to thank them for giving birth to me in the same time period as my babygirl🙏
Otoya: okay but truth🙏
Nagi: waiting for Isagi's downfall day 1