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Bruce sighed.
He was too old for this right? Right?
The rabbit in front of him sniffed around, hopping from one spot to the next.
It's little black eyes met his and he stared back.
This wasn't happening.
Oh, but it was. His mind helpfully supplied.
Alfred had already contacted Zatanna to let her know the situation and she'd be arriving via zeta tube within the next hour.
According to Tim and Damian, which was already suspicious, his youngest was somehow turned into a rabbit.
Somehow.
No one could find Adrien so it wasn't like they were lying… except it all felt a little too suspicious.
They didn't call him the world's greatest detective for no reason!
The rabbit nudged at his hand so he lifted it.
It pushed under his raised appendage and made itself comfortable, hunkering down and tucking its paws.
Cute.
The zeta tube in the cave lit up and Zatanna walked out, grinning.
“Hey Batman, you called about a rodent problem?”
He sighed, removing his hand and displaying the rabbit.
She nodded and pulled out a couple cards, shuffling them and splaying them out. The cards levitated and glowed before exploding in a spray of glitter.
Yet before them sat the rabbit.
She shrugged, “Sorry Bruce, but I'm pretty sure that's a normal rabbit. No body swapping here.”
He nodded and bid her a thank you before she left.
Sighing he stood, leaving the rabbit to Alfred, and headed towards his office.
His boys never failed to induce a headache.