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1. quarter life crisis by ponyohoon

   Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Oct 2024

   Tags

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   • Lee Heeseung/Sim Jaeyun | Jake
   • Sim Jaeyun | Jake
   • Lee Heeseung
   • Park Sunghoon (ENHYPEN)
   • Park Jongseong | Jay
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Existential Crisis
   • Drug Dealer Lee Heeseung
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • jake is fucking the weed man for weed
   • Sexual Content
   • Virgin Sim Jaeyun | Jake
   • Frottage
   • Coming In Pants
   • ruminations on existential dread poorly disguised as a silly oneshot
   • also most of this is just 02z bickering
   • and the most anxiety-filled stream of consciousness imaginable
   • sounds fun!

   Summary

   Speedrunning Jake’s Quarter Life Crisis

   Step 1. Get drunk and throw up on Jay

   Step 1.5. Throw up on Sunghoon next, see how he likes it (stricken from the record)

   Step 2. Become a useless stoner like my Yodas

   Step 2.5. Never ever refer to Sunghoon and Jay as your Yodas ever again

   Step 3. Go to a party that isn’t taking place approximately five feet from your bedroom door

   Step 4. Get laid!!

   Step 5. Realize that none of this actually matters or is any metric of how fulfilled you’ll feel in life (stricken from the record) (Too depressing! No psychoanalyzing! Party time!!)

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   English

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