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2024-10-12
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Rating Your BFDI Ships!

Summary:

Go wild. Now.

Chapter 1: e

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Exactly as the title suggests. You suggest me a ship, and I'll be rating it!

 

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What else do I have to say?

Chapter 2: 10 x 14 (1014)

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4/10

I don't know what to think about this one if I'm honest. I mean- Fourteen committed cannibalism on Ten, but I can kind of see it working. So that's all I got for this one. Would be rated higher if they had more interactions.

Chapter 3: 5 x 9 (59)

Summary:

Kind of a rarepair?

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8/10

I absolutely STRIVE for frenemy ships. 59 is honestly a fun frenemies ship, and I would genuinely love to see them together in that light specifically. This is adorable, goofy, and I love it. It's epic. AND IT'S KIND OF A RAREPAIR IMO.

Chapter 4: Lightbulb x Paintbrush (Lightbrush)

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Who cares if it's an II ship I'M GONNA RATE IN ANYWAYS!!

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9/10

LIGHTBRUSH. MY BELOVED. If I was still a SilverPaint shipper this would be rated a 7. BUT... since I'm a SilverCandle shipper now, It's ranked at 9/10. I love these two. The dynamic between them is also one I love to laugh at positively, and plus I think this relationship would actually work out. Two thumbs up.

Chapter 5: Springpen (Springy x Ballpoint Pen)

Summary:

:000

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7/10

 

It's a very interesting concept! I don't have a lot of input on this, so I'll give it a thumbs up because yes.

Chapter 6: Marshbowpple (Marshmallow x Bow x Apple)

Summary:

first poly ship here ^^

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8/10

 

AWWWW this is very cute. I'm mainly a Marshapple shipper, but I do like the three-way ship a lot. It's very very cute, and you have a great taste in ships.

Chapter 7: Rubynickel (Ruby x Nickel)

Summary:

First contestant ship that isn't II.

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6/10

I am not sure about this ship? But I'm assuming it's a rarepair so congratulations you get points for that. I can see it.

Chapter 8: Tacomic (Taco x Mic)

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10/10

 

Man I sure love me some lesbians. Very epic, I love it, I love the plotline, I WANT IT TO BE CANON.

Chapter 9: 24 (Two x Four)

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8/10

I can see this ship as an enemies AND lovers relationship. Which, by the way, I LOVE A LOT?? It's giving off a kind of Aleheather ship vibe (aka Alejandro x Heather from TDI) and one, THAT TDI SHIP IS MY OTP, and two, your ship is cool.

Chapter 10: Bell x Seven (I can't figure out a ship name smh)

Summary:

RAREPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR !!

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7/10

 

I don't have much input, BUT BELIEVE ME: I CAN SEE IT.

Chapter 11: Trophy x Paintbrush (I'm so creative with combining names)

Summary:

RAREPAIR AGAIN?!

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8/10

 

HOW DO I NOT KNOW OF THIS?! Dude if this was canon I think it would be so hilarious on HIGH LEVELS. HIGH LEVELS. You, my good friend, are on the list of "people with the most random yet cool rarepairs" and are now on the "respected people" list.

Chapter 12: Bubblepuff (Bubble x Puffball)

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8/10

Oooo. I can see this kind of as an enemies to lovers dynamic or rivals with benefits. Good ship 👍

Chapter 13: Fireloseroiny (Firey x Loser x Coiny)

Summary:

Second Polyamorous Ship.

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5/10

I don't have many words for this but uh... decent ig.

Chapter 14: Bombplow (Bomby x Pillow)

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7/10

I don't ship Pillow with anyone yet, but this ship sounds interesting. Very cool.

Chapter 15: Snowten (Snowball x Tennis Ball)

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6/10

I'm personally somewhat of a Tengolf/Golfmote shipper (yes, I multi ship Remote with Golf Ball and Tree respectfully) but I think this ship is pretty good. I can see it.

Chapter 16: Treehole (Tree x Black Hole)

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5/10

I'm gonna get HUGE backlash for this but... I just never grew to like it. I like the concept, I like the characters, BUT IT'S SURROUNDING ME TOO MUCH like jesus christ leave me and my treemote ship aloooone. No hate to those who like it though, one of my online best friends likes this ship and it's completely fine. But I just can't grow to like it. I've always loved Treemote, always will, but I kind of vibe with this ship.

Chapter 17: MeFloor (MePhone4 x The Floor)

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9/10

AWWWW I LOVE THEM AND THIS PAIRING.

Chapter 18: Woodcube (Woody x Ice Cube)

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8/10

Awh! Kind of cute imo

Chapter 19: Blackfan (Black Hole x Fanny)

Summary:

RAREPAIR RAREPAIR

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9/10

RAREPAIR RAREPAIR SOUND THE ALARMS, THIS SHIP IS WHOLESOME SO ALL HAIL!!

Chapter 20: Treemote (Tree x Remote)

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10/10

YES. I love these two with my heart, soul, and body and therefore I will fall to my knees for it. I do not care that they only interacted around like once per episode from TPOT 1-TPOT 4, but I can put a list here for the times my heart exploded because they talked:

- Remote giving Tree her megaphone

- The fact Remote dragged Tree out to the side of the building instead of everyone else

- Tree showing concern for Remote sacrificing herself (AND he promised it wouldn't go to waste)

- Clearly a little disappointed when Black Hole accidentally sucks up the new battery.

- Said he appreciated Remote's sacrifice and that she did her best (and also let her go suspect Just Not when he was just there)

- 90% sure they both adopted the Funny Plant

And I was HEARTBROKEN when Remote was eliminated because Jesus Christ I really wanted her to interact with him more.

 

There's my rant on why Treemote could possibly be at the minimum a great friendship. Case closed!

Chapter 21: Purpleflower (Flower x Purple Face)

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3/10

Hm... weird but okay.

Chapter 22: 12 O'Clock (4 x Clock x X)

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5/10

Normally I don't vibe with Contestant x Host ships, but THIS IS ONE OF THE EXCEPTIONS.

Chapter 23: GelaFour (Gelatin x Four)

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4/10

Nah. I don't really like it a lot.

Chapter 24: GatyTwo (Gaty x Two)

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6/10

As a friendship, I will die for it. As a romantic pairing? MMMMMM sure.

Chapter 25: RobotBasket (Basketball x Robot Flower)

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8/10

WAIT NO STOP THAT'S A CUTE SHIP...

Chapter 26: 1415 (Fourteen x Fifteen)

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5/10

Shrug. I dunno.

Chapter 27: 23 (Two x Three)

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6.5/10

RAREPAIR RAREPAIR RAREPAIR !! Kind of cute ngl

Chapter 28: Snowbasket (Snowball x Basketball)

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5/10

Honestly? Pretty decent.

Chapter 29: Fanpie (Fanny x Pie)

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7/10

AWHHHHH this is very adorable. I love this pairing.

Chapter 30: Fubble (Fanny x Bubble)

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idk if i'll do the summaries imo

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8/10

 

yes. that's it.

Chapter 31: ComedyCase (Cheesy x Suitcase)

Summary:

RAREPAIR SDNIOSNLKDS

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9/10

 

i love rarepairs and this concept is making me go off the walls. cheesy and suitcase for life??

Chapter 32: Fanclock (Fanny x Clock)

Summary:

DSKLNSLDJNKJDSBD

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7/10 + 1

It sounds really interesting, and you get bonus points for RAREPAIR.

Chapter 33: Gelafirey (Gelatin x Firey)

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7/10

 

I don't have much opinion on it yet, but for now it gets a 7.

Chapter 34: Penneedle (Pen x Needle)

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5/10

 

I'm a little iffy on it because I headcanon Needle as aroace buuuuut it's cute.

Chapter 35: 31 (Three x One)

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e

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31/10 (8/10)

 

yes. 31. my sillies.

Chapter 36: SnowFan (Snowball x Fanny)

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4/10

 

I don't really know. This is kind of a Gelafirey situation except I had no clue what to rate it. I'm not sure if I'll grow to ship it but's its alright.

Chapter 37: LovingHaters (Leafy x Fanny)

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10/10

 

I LIKE THIS MORE THAN FANBOTTLE CHAT. The dynamic of "I love everyone" and "I hate everyone" in this ship is perfect.

Chapter 38: SnowGolf (Snowball x Golf Ball)

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4/10

 

Yeahhhh I don't really like it. It's meh.

Chapter 39: 29 (Two x Nine)

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10/10

 

NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SILLIES. 29 is my favorite algebralien ship <3333

Chapter 40: Eraserdrop (Eraser x Teardrop)

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7/10

 

Once upon a time I shipped them for fun. Now they're actually?? Kinda cute.

Chapter 41: Casebox (Suitcase x Box)

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10/10

 

Yes. I love my sillies.

Chapter 42: 210 (Two x Ten)

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8/10

 

I kinda like it ngl.

Chapter 43: Sourscreen (Taco x MePad)

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9/10

 

I may actually ship them SDnkSBkabdfhbhdskbf\sfh they're very cute.

Chapter 44: Coin Purse (Balloon x EVERY SINGLE COIN IMAGINABLE)

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coin/10 (8/10)

PEAK CONCEPT

 

Chapter 45: Miccase (Microphone x Suitcase)

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7/10

wait... that's lowkey cute.

Chapter 46: Peppersoap (Soap x Pepper)

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7/10

 

I saw ship art of them and my soul has been purified

Chapter 47: Candleclover (Candle x Clover)

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9/10

 

The more I think about it, the more I like it as much as Silvercandle. Cute!

Chapter 48: Cloverbulb (Clover x Lightbulb)

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8/10

 

Something about the pairing seems really sweet to me. I don't know what it is but oIDJOISDNIUDBKUSDB

Chapter 49: Picknife (Knife x Pickle)

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7/10

 

No comment. Nice pairing imo.

Chapter 50: Trarker (Tree x Marker)

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10/10

 

HI THEY ARE ADORABLE (i ship them alongside treemote, although I prefer treemote more than them by a lot but TRARKER IS CUTE.)

Chapter 51: Soapmic (Soap x Microphone)

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7/10

 

Pretty decent! Interesting dynamic between them.

Chapter 52: Oncelety (One x Bracelety)

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10/10

AHHHGAHAHAHAHA THEY MAKE ME ILL