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It was a normal meeting, just like any other. Germany was shouting for quiet, France was being.. well france , Italy had somehow made pasta and was serving it and Canada had been forgotten. Oh and America and England were about to kill each other.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S DUMB!?” England yelled from across the table looking at America who seemed to not notice he said anything wrong.
“Well no one actually thinks you can do magic, we just play along.” America said with a little shrug, not noticing how England had the biggest look of disbelief on his face. (kinda like an anime confused face) “It's like make believe.”
“MAKE BELIEVE!?! I’ll show you make believe.” England rolls up his sleeves and starts muttering stuff but America doesn't notice, too busy talking with Japan now who was eyeing England with concern. “ pudet me et redde pretium”
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“Mon amour don't you think this is a bit far, he didn't mean to offend you, you know that.” France says to England trying to calm him down.
“ habent molestias vitae ” England continued the spell not minding France's words.
“Was that mean? Sorry dude.” America apologized but not before-
“ quid in braccas nunc e! .” A blast sounded and suddenly a thick smoke filled the room. And as everyone tried to cough it up something strange happened.
“What was that?” An unusual high pitched voice shouted from where Germany used to stand.
“AGH, Germany what happened to your voice?” A feminine voice asked with a heavy italian accent. “AGH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VOICE?!” The mysterious voice asked with fear.
They didn't have to wait much longer to see who it was because when the smoke cleared they saw it was Germany and italy? But they were girls. And everyone was a girl.
Oh god.
“ENGLAND WHAT DID YOU DO ARU? WHY AM I A GIRL ARU?”
England looked around the room and then looked down at his i mean her own girly hands with painted fingernails. The nations were giving him- i mean her, a death stare.
“I’m going to run.” And oh did England run. None had proced what had happened before a very tomboyish dressed America started chasing after, you know what, her because the narrator is confused.
The other nations started to chase her as well, due to the fact that they don't wanna be a girl. Well there were a few exceptions who stayed behind.
“Germany, Germany! I can look at myself in the mirror now and I get to see a pretty girl. I get to see you as a girl to! I wonder if it would still be creepy if I looked at myself naked because I'm a girl now-” Italy was smacked by Germany who had a very stern look on her face and had eyes that said, ‘don't you dare.’
France was also admiring her new looks and how pretty his dress was. “Ouah, I have to ask him to use this one more often. I’m magnifique.” She gave a little twirl. “Even my hair is nice.” France smiled as she looked into the mirror.
In the other corner of the mostly empty room the other previous girls who had also been gender swapped were discussing things, such as how the new girls don't stand a chance. Russia is somehow always let into the girls' conversations even when they aren't girls. Maybe it's because he's a quiet gay dude who has two sisters and dances ballet but that's just a guess.
Also in this counor sat a very confused canada who was wondering what had happened. One monument was a boy and now she was a girl. Everyone was chasing England around asking for an explanation but Canada just wanted to take a break. As she headed towards the bathroom she stood there for a monument considering whether to go into the girls or the boys before deciding that no one other than the nations were in the building so boys was the way to go.
But when in the room she saw someone who she did not expect. Japan was staring at the mirror but he wasn't wearing a dress or anything. Nothing looked like it changed at all but when she looked closer she realized how Japan's face had changed and he looked more masculine. But that doesn't make sense.
Why wouldn't Japan change into a boy?
Japan turned around to look at her and covered his face while trying to lie. “It’s so strange that England turned us all into girls, right?” He laughed a little bit but Canada could tell something was wrong.
“Why didn't you turn into a girl?” Japan let his hands drop and mumbled about something. “What?” Canada asked not really hearing him.
“It’s complicated.” Japan sighed as he leaned against the stall.
“I’m listening.”
“Promise not to tell?” Japan looked a bit scared.
“Promise.”
Japan sighed, “I’m trans.” Canada kept silent, waiting for the nation to continue. “No one knows. Before China adopted me I always felt like a boy and started dressing like one and learning to speak like one. Everyone always assumed I was a man so by the time someone asked, lying was easier than telling the truth. I like pretending to be a boy and now I am one.” Japan smiles in the mirror but it quickly turns to worry. “What if the others act and start treating me differently?”
Canada placed a hand on her friend's shoulder. “I’m sure they'll treat you the same, Even china. What gender you were born with does not affect how you feel or how you are, you also weren't just pretending to be a boy, you were and are a boy.If they do treat you definitely i'll still be your friend, eh?”
Japan smiled. “I’ll be out soon just let me prepare.”
Canada gave a thumbs up and walked off the door towards the meeting room where England was now captured.
“-and that's how my magic works.” England finished but America wasn't satisfied.
“What the fuck,” Female America had a scratchy yet cute voice. “But why did you use this spell? I don't want tits and a girly outfit and just being a girl.”
Italy raised her hand and shared, “if it helps you have very nice tits, America.”
She sighed and eyed England again. “I don't want to be a girl WHAT IS THIS?!” She was starting to lose her patience.
“The spell was just meant to embarrass someone and said nothing else.” Female england kinda sounded like a brat not going to lie but she also was kinda modest and proper. “I didn't know it would do this to all of us or how long it will last.”
The entire room went silent including the boys and russia who had been chatting where now all death staring england.
“You dudet, I’m going to give you a head start on the running for your life thing starting-”
God bless this day