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Weird Things by hopeisnear
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
07 Oct 2025
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Summary
“Yo—Blondie,”
Skrrrreee!
Rosalie grits her teeth at the errant flick of graphite she accidentally scrawls onto her notebook paper.
“Do me a favor, Addams. Drop dead, yeah?” She uses the pads of her fingers to hold the sheet down as she erases the imperfection. Then she flicks her pinky and ring finger against the parchment in a swift motion—swiping away the shredded pieces of flaked rubber.
“This is the part where I would say ‘You first’, but I’m afraid you’ve already beaten me to the punch.” The long, curly haired raven retorts.
“Bite me.” The vampire spits back.
Wednesday smirks from the table behind her, chewing the tip of her eraser.
“You returning the favor?”
Still facing forward, Rosalie grins. All shiny, glittery, white, porcelain teeth.
“I will rip your spine out, and feed it to you.”
Wednesday whistles lowly, thrumming her free hand in an offbeat tempo on the desk..
“Just what my wet dreams are made of.”
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Or the drabble where Rosalie mulls over she and Wednesday’s thing.