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don't leave XX #2
jung1
hyung
golden boy
jungwon you gotta be specific m8
“hyung” there's five of us
housewife
Four according to the chat number
.
Who changed my name.
big rik
i think it suits you well <3
you cook
you clean
you nag
just like a housewife
housewife
First of all, watch your mouth. Our mothers worked hard to raise us.
golden boy
bro always drinks his respect women juice yurrt
housewife
Second of all, I do it because I can't trust a single one of y’all in the kitchen.
what does the fox say
I clean up after myself !!
big rik
after losing rock paper scissors for the 6th time in a row yeah
what does the fox say
You cheated and there will be retribution.
big rik
that's if you can reach me
bite-size ahh hyung 💀
itty bitty ahh hyung 💀
“i can't reach it!” ahh hyung 💀💀💀
what does the fox say
Jay-hyung, Riki spilled his stupid gamer drink on your pillow yesterday
And he tried washing it himself
And he thought it'd be smart to put his strawberry boxers in with sticky white sheets
So that's why your pillowcase is pinkish
:) just thought you'd want to know.
...
why do i hear footsteps.
golden boy
don't mess with big rik fr 💪💪
jung1
the way i just.
let you guys talk…
big swagger
hi jungwonie
:]
jung1
heeseung-hyung promoted to favorite hyung.
stop typing jake-hyung.
anyway
there's a reason i’ve gathered you all here.
big rik
villainous ahh intro 💀
anyway sunoo-hyung open the door so i can bite you
jung1
use that format again and i’m posting your raiden shogun body pillow on weverse don't try me right now nishimura.
golden boy
💀
big swagger
💀💀
housewife
💀💀💀
Wait Ni-Ki
I thought you stopped the whole biting thing?
big rik
i did
i save it for special occasions now
like right now
open up hyung.
what does the fox say
I feel very unsafe right now
Jungwon-ah, please 😭 Please. I'll do anything for you 😭😭😭
Just get him away from the door 😞
He's gonna break the handle off pls
big rik
we live in the same house
so technically
it's my room too and i should be allowed in whenever i want
like right now
open. up. sunoo-hyung.
what does the fox say
Jungwon, PLEASE.
I come to you with a humble heart and fear in my soul.
Save me 😭🙏🙏🙏
big swagger
so what did you wanna say Jungwon :]
jung1
thank you, heeseung-hyung.
so anyway, do you all notice who isn't here with us
golden boy
sunghoon?
…
oh.
jungwon, this better not be what I think it is...
jung1
IM RIGHT AND YOU KNOWNIT
UOU ALL DO
big rik
oh hyung pulling out typos it's serious this time
jung1
you guys didn't believe me during drunk-dazed.
or even during bite me.
but notice how he fits every concept?
and his teeth? they aren't normal
i went through his surgical/cosmetic history
big rik
💀💀💀💀💀
hyung has lost it
i guess this makes me leader
what does the fox say
Jake-hyung, I'm coming to church with you
golden boy
that's great, but why..??
what does the fox say
I need to repent for whatever I've done to lead the universe up to a moment where Ni-Ki even considers himself leader.
golden boy
💀
big rik
☹️
hyung you're so mean
you were nice once :(
where did the old sunoo-hyung goooooooo ☹️☹️☹️☹️
what does the fox say
I literally let you cuddle me to sleep until you turned 16.
big swagger
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
golden boy
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
mommy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Can I PLEASE leave. Please.
.
Ni-Ki change my name back.
housewife
I hate it here...
jung1
next person to interrupt me is on dishes duty for two months.
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.
.
good :)
so anyway, sunghoon-hyung is a vampire
housewife
He better not be...
big rik
lmaoooo
i can hear jay-hyung's teeth chattering
remember how he tried to shower with jake-hyung and sunghoon-hyung cuz of the "i-land ghost"
💀
what does the fox say
This is why engenes can't let go of i-land
*WE* won't let it go
big rik
says the guy who brings up the "at least one of you voted me off" every time we have an argument 💀
"sunoo-yah, you-"
"you never went to the ground"
golden boy
💀
okay but in his defense
I make that argument too
especially when I'm fighting with Sunghoon
can't use it on you
or jay or sunoo
but I wouldn't wanna use it on sunoo anyway
cutie
big rik
oh my GOD ew
jake-hyung your simp is showing
housewife
"I literally let you cuddle me to sleep until you turned 16."
This you 🤨?
golden boy
LMAOOOOOOO
what does the fox say
🤭🤭
Heeseung-hyung, play Karma, please !!
big swagger
don't bring me into this
i'm an innocent bystander
and jungwonie's favorite hyung
don't wanna lose that title
jung1
speaking of aforementioned "jungwonie"
if you guys won't help me, I'll have to investigate myself
golden boy
detective con-yang is on the case!
big rik
wow.
you have GOT to stop hanging out with jay-hyung and sunghoon-hyung
you're losing all the aura i've given you
actually no you lost that with *that* ending fairy
sorry hyung
infinite aura loss
you're uncurable
golden boy
I told you to stop bringing that up.
God i hate that video
what does the fox say
You looked cute, hyung!
At least SOMEONE here took my Chamber 5 lessons to heart.
golden boy
that was a dig at sunghoon wasn't it
what does the fox say
:)
housewife
As...lovely as it is to read all this, we've gotta go practice.
Tour, remember?
.
Ni-Ki-ah, please don't.
big rik
🏈💥💥💥🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🏈💥🇺🇲🏈🦅🏈🦅💥💥🇺🇲🏈🇺🇲🏈🏈🦅🏈💥💥🦅🏈🏈🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU CCCCCCCCCCCC
golden boy
jay forgot the golden rule !!!
big swagger
"Never, ever, EVER talk about the tour around Ni-Ki."
big rik
U S A
U S A
U S A RAHHHHHHHH 🗣️🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
jung1
okay. practice. all of you. if i don't see you in that room in 10 minutes, dishes for the rest of the year.
big rik
ohhh hyung's madddd
jung1
Chulsoo.
big rik
oh the korean name
time for me to skedaddle 🏃♂️💨
golden boy
Oh, so YOU get to be lame, but I don't?
what does the fox say
Let it go, hyung
Let it go
big swagger
see y'all in 9:59 ✌️
jung1
you guys exhaust me.
someone text sunghoon-hyung please i don't want to right now
big swagger
gotcha 👍
jung1
why can't you all be more like heeseung-hyung
big rik
love you too jungwonie-hyung