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(Based off true events :D)
Fukuzawa wanted cat cuz he like cat. He go on random cat buying website. He look at kitties then he saw da cutest little hellspawn kitten he ever see in his life. He looked at the listing and the cat is in Dubai. He looked at other kitties and every single cat is located in Dudai. Fukuzawa has sad. He go alpha sigma skibidi walf alpha daddy. The end.