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1. Nobody wants this by oldcardig4n

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   02 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Seamus Finnigan
   • Parvati Patil
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Secret Relationship
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Drug Use
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Everyone Hates the Pairing
   • Everyone Hates the Friendship
   • Oblivious Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter is So Done
   • Slow Burn
   • POV Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings
   • Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Rivalry
   • Gryffindor House Bashing

   Summary

   It’s the beginning of the eighth year at Hogwarts, and Luna is strangely spending all her time with Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson. When Harry tries to investigate, he finds himself entangled in a new and peculiar friend group.

   Language:

   English

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