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is this décor or a sex toy? by mae, onthewaytosomewhere (mae) for thinkof_england, colorfulmoniker
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
23 Oct 2024
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Summary
It’s really not Alex’s fault that he thought the décor Pez sent their first autumn in Texas were sex toys. To be fair, Pez has, in fact, bought them several sex toys over the years—some elaborate, others laughably absurd. A few of them have brought Alex great joy, though if he’s honest, it’s probably more to do with Henry using them on him than the toys themselves.
So, when Alex tears into the new package, holds up one of the strange objects, and announces, “Those have got to be the worst-made sex toys I’ve ever seen,” he figures he’s just doing his due diligence. Without waiting for Henry to say anything, he grabs his phone, fully prepared to let Pez know he’s slipping.OR sometimes the boys should check their mail better before putting things on display because, seriously, you never know what Pez is gonna send them
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- Part 4 of my kinktober things