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"Liam, you absolute dickhead!" Zayn barked into the phone, startling a man next to him who had been reaching for a jar of artisanal honey.
"Uh... good afternoon to you too? What the hell did I do now?"
"You know exactly what you did!" Zayn snapped, now pacing furiously past shelves of gluten-free snacks. "You recommended him to me! You knew exactly what would happen!"
Liam was howling with laughter now, completely losing it on the other end of the line. "Mate, I swear, I didn’t know Harry was gonna walk around naked! I’m innocent in this! I just thought he’d be good with Zeya. And I’m not to blame if he is attractive a-”
“Attractive?!” Zayn’s voice jumped an octave. “I’m not talking about attractive, Liam. I’m talking about wanting to take him, turn him around, pin him against the kitchen island, and just—"
“Hm-hmm.” A loud, purposeful cough sounded behind him.
OR : Zayn needs a nanny, Harry needs a daddy.