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Group chat: The skibidis
Zennie: and that’s why water is NOT wet
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Boarboarboar : I still think it’s wet
Boarboarboar: you can’t change me mind
Zennie: go kys
Boarboarboar: not until you go on a date with me
* Boarboarboar has deleted a message *
The sun: I saw that Inosuke your not slick…
Boarboarboar: TANJIRO I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
The sun: why is it talking in all caps…
Zennie: “it” IM CRYING😭🙏🙏
Boarboarboar: both of you count your days
Zennie: ho can u even count?
Boarboarboar: that’s besides the point.
The sun: ANYWAYS
I’m gonna add some of my other friends in here
*the sun added 6 people*
Ihaveaglock: what the hell is this gc
The sun: um it’s super awesome sauce that’s what it is!!
Best chef: “awesome sauce” in the big October 2024💔💔💔
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: imagine saying awesome sauce in the big October 2024*cough cough TANJIRO*
The sun: #stoptanjiroslander2024😞
Idkiforgot: what in the skibidi is going on here???
Ihaveaglock: ew it’s brainrot muichiro
Idkiforgot: bro you wouldn’t understand I started my winter arc
Boarboarboar: those how know: 💀💀
Miniflame: why was I added to this gc…
Idkiforgot: OMGGG HI SENJURO
Idkiforgot: HIII SEN USBSBWWH HE HAVENT HUNG OUT IN SO LONGF
Idkiforgot: SENJURO IS HERE ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
Miniflame: oh hi mui! ^_^
Idkiforgot: HAIIII
Ihaveaglock: holy homo
Idkiforgot: just up big forehead bitch your worse when it comes to aoi
Idkiforgot: wait I just remembered she’s in this chat so I could tell her your secret anytime I want
Ihaveaglock: do not.
bestchef: wait what secret does Genya have that he can’t tell me?
Ihaveaglock: nothing don’t worry about it it’s just a joke 🤗🤗
Sleepingallday: genaoi for life
Miniflame: what’s a genaoi?
Sleepingallday: Genya and aois ship name
Miniflame: oh I agree! I think they would make a good couple! ^_^
Bestchef: why are yall shipping me like I’m not in this gc
Sleepingallday: you just don’t get the vision but TRUST genaoi WILL BE CANNON
Bestchef: Genya is just my friend!!
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: the lying GOES CRAZYYY
Bestchef: Kanao I’m in your walls.
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: erm not very skibidi of you!!!
Bestchef: it is very skibidi of me me what are you yapping about
Idkiforgot: yall aren’t even real brainrotters you posers probably don’t even know fortnight battle pass
Bestchef: alright that’s enough yapping from you…
*bestchef kicked Idkiforgot from the chat*
*best chef added Idkiforgot to the chat*
Idkiforgot: I’m going to rip your eyelids off.
Bestchef: erm but I like my eyelids!!
Bestchef: does anyone know why Genya is so quiet
Sleepingallday : ofc aoi is worried about her bf
*sleepingallday deleted a message*
Ihaveaglock: I’m just lurking in the chat and not talking dw aoi I’m fine
Zennie: Genya probably giggling and kicking his feet because aoi asked about him
The sun: genaoi mentioned??
bestchef: YOU TOO TANJIRO💔💔 I can’t escape this
Ihaveaglock: stop shipping us it’s making aoi uncomfortable
Boarboarboar: she is NOT gonna let you hit gang 💀
Miniflame: can you guys please not say anything inappropriate in this gc?? My brother checks my phone 😭
Idkiforgot: exactly like making inappropriate jokes isn’t even funny
Zennie: muichiro stop being a homo omg
Idkiforgot: BITCH YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF HOMO
Miniflame: again! Please don’t swear my brother checks my phone 😓
*idkiforgot deleted a message*
Idkiforgot: sorry sen I forgot😞
Miniflame: it’s ok!! We all make mistakes
Idkiforgot: kiss me.
*idkiforgot deleted a message*
Miniflame: uh what was that??
Idkiforgot: nothing.
Boarboarboar: I just found a raccoon
Boarboarboar: he says his name is Gerald
Boarboarboar: I’m adopting it
Zennie: um those things literally have rabies??
Boarboarboar: I’ll beat up the rabies
Ihaveaglock: yeah and you’ll die trying
The sun: be nice guys!
Ihaveaglock: no!!
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: friendly reminder to Stan fluttershy
Bestchef: Apple jack better
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: GET OUT
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Bestchef: I can’t believe this.
Bestchef: ive never been more repulsed in my life what is this monstrosity cursing my eyes
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: it can’t be that bad gang.
Bestchef: I just saw Genya eating pizza…
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: so??
Bestchef: it had PINNAPLES ON IT
Idkiforgot : ew.
Zennie: pineapple on pizza isn’t that bad
Bestchef: YES IT IS
Ihaveaglock: STOPP AOI I DIDNT KNOW YOU HATED IT ILL NEVER EAT PINNAPLE ON PIZZA AGAIN
Idkiforgot: notice how he instantly apologized fucking simp
*idkiforgot deleted a message*
Idkiforgot: WHATT WHO SAID THAT OMG WHO SAIDD
Ihaveaglock: ahahahaaha! Funny joke ! I’m in your floorboards.
Zennie: IM SOBBING FLOORBOARDS??
The sun: GUYSS YOULL NEVERRR BELIVE WHAT I SAW
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: what is it now I’m excited
The sun: you guys all know Genyas
older brother right??
Ihaveaglock: I can already tell this isn’t gonna be good.
The sun: stop interrupting!!
The sun: anyways!! I saw Genya older brother kissing giyuu San!!
Idkiforgot:HA
Idkiforgot: GENYA YOU OWE ME TEN DOLLARS
Bestchef: wait where is this coming from?
Idkiforgot: me and Genya made a bet if his brother is a homo or not. Turns out he is so I win
Bestchef: what the flip dude I should be getting ten dollars rn💔💔
Idkiforgot: ofc you want the ten dollars brokie
Bestchef: count your days teal bitch.
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Zennie : I’m gonna jump…
The sun: what’s wrong with you
Zennie: I just finished hunter x hunter WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW
The sun: finished? Isn’t the Manga still going?
Zennie: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE MANGA MONEY
Ihaveaglock: broke bum
Zennie: KILL YOURSELF
the sun: language!
Zennie: i wouldn’t have to use such language if Genya wasn’t such a jerk
Ihaveaglock: cry about it
Zennie: SHUT UP BITCH
The sun: AGAIN watch your mouth
Zennie: um technically since this a group chat it’s watch my keyboard not my mouth
Ihaveaglock: “um technically” 🤓🖕
Zennie: there is so much I could say to you right now Genya but I choose to say NOTHING
Ihaveaglock: nah nah SAY IT PUSSY
Zennie: OH BUT I BET YOU WOULD ACT LIKE THIS FACE TO FACE
Ihaveaglock: I very much WOULD act like this face to face
The sun: bro SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS EVERYDAY WITH YOU TWO CAN YOU NOT ARGUE FOR EVERY TWO DAMN SECONDS SPAMMING MY DAMN PHONE AND WHEN ITS NOT ON THE PHONE YOU GUYS ARE YELLING AT EACH OTHER FACE TO FACE SO MUCH THAT I MIGHT GO DEAF STOP FUCKING ARGUING BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT
The sun: … sorry!! My keyboard has a mind of its own🤗
Bestchef: IM CRYINNGGGSJSB TANJIRO CLOCKED THEYRE TEA SO BAD
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: now me PERSONALLY I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect cough cough *zenitsu and genya* but that’s just me!!
Zennie: reason 292282837 to jump this gc.
Idkiforgot : “all my friends are toxic 🥺” ahh💀
Zennie: bro why is the zenitsu hate club currently open
Fluttershyismyspritanimal: know you see ME I could NEVER have a hate club dedicated to me
Zennie: I DONT GIVE A SHIT KANAO