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Catherine was flirting with Anne,Anna was helping Jane in the kitchen and Kitty and Cathy were cuddling while watching Tangled before getting Teleported to a random room with a big TV.
“Where are we!?” Anne shouted in shock.
“I mean you no harm,I brought you here to react to your future songs!” a voice in the speaker told them.
‘Songs?Right ... .I haven’t finished all of them yet,I’m still on Anna’s song,this person is gonna ruin my surprise,damn it,let’s hope they don't say I created it hopefully’ Anne thought.
“They will be in the form of animatics” The voice said.
“What’s that?” Everyone except Anne and Cathy said in unison.
“They’re kinda like the cartoons you watch Chaton except most of them are in song form,some are not coloured while others are” Anne explained.
“Oh,okay,thanks Annie!” Kitty replied.
“You’re welcome sweetheart” Anne replied back.
“My name is Naya if you need me and please use they/them” the voice said.
“That reminds me,Pronouns check Cathy?” Anne asked.
“oh…um,they/them” Cathay mumbled shyly while Anne smiled softly.
‘I’m glad she didn’t say I’m smart when I explained what animatics are,that’s a trigger word for me’ Anne thought.
The queens then took their seats and the tv began to play.
Catherine:Divorce.
Anne:Beheaded.
Both Catherine and Anne's clothes turned into what they wore in their past life before turning to the present.
Jane:Died.
Jane also did the same thing.
Anna:Divorced.
Kat:Beheaded.
Cathy:survived.
The last three queens did the same.
“Is it really surviving if I died a year later?Anna survived longer than me,she saw Mary’s coronation” Cathy said.
Catalina:And tonight,we are…..
“We are what?” Jane asked,confused.
Six: LIVEEEE~
Catherine:Listen up,let me tell you a story.
Kanojo wa totemo kawaīdesu!
‘Lina’s voice sounds so hot’ Anne thought as she blushed and shook her head.
‘Don’t be a pervert Anne,but why does it make me feel things’ Anne thought flustered.
Catalina looked at Anne worried and was confused when she saw her blushing but then realized what it was and smirked as she blushed.
‘Cute’ Catalina thought.
Anne:A story that you’ve think you heard before.
Catalina blushed.
Jane:We know you know our names and our fame and faces.
There were different pictures with the queens.
Anna:know all about the glory and the disgraces.
When Anna said that it showed all the queens.
“My child!” Catherine shouted while crying.
Catalina felt uneasy about that.
‘Mary….’ Catalina thought,trying not to cry because she doesn’t want to be weak.
Anne was being taken away by guards while saying “No Henry!Listen please!” while in tears.
Anne looked away.
‘Lizzie…’ She thought before feeling someone giving her a gentle head pat,it was Catalina.
‘Thanks’ Anne mumbled shyly while Catalina just smiled softly.
Jane was crying while on her hospital bed and said “L….let me hold my boy”.
Jane felt uneasy until Anna gently squeezed her hand and gave her a forehead kiss.
Anna was crying.
“Don’t try and trust this!!!” she said.
Anna felt insecure but tried not to let it show.
Kat was also being taken away by guards.
“Your majesty,it’s me!!!Please!” She said in tears.
Anne let out a sigh.
“Kitten,come here” Anne said and Kat obeyed and went towards Anne and laid her head down on her lap.
Cathy was seen alone.
Kat:I’m done cause all this time!
Kat:I’ve been just one word in a stupid rhyme.
She pointed at the second beheaded word in the rhyme.
“You sound great Kitten” Cathay complimented with everyone agreeing.
Cathy:So I picked up a pen and a microphone.
Six:History’s about to get overthrown!
Catalina:Divorced
Anne:Beheaded.
Jane:Died.
They were shown as their past selves.
Anna:Divorced.
Kat:Beheaded.
Cathy:Survived.
They were also shown as their past self.
Six:But just for you tonight.
Catalina & Anna:We’re divorced!
Beheaded cousins:beheaded!
They were holding their heads[not literal].
Six:LIVEEEE!
“Gotta admit,we all sound great together” Anna said.
“Yeah,wonder who came up with the script?” Kat replied.
“I can tell you if you want,” Naya told them.
”Please,can you?” Cathy asked.
‘Shit!Guess my surprise is gonna be ruined’ Anne thought.
Anne stood up.
“I’m going to the bathroom,” Anne said and left.
Naya:It's someone in this room.
“Cathy?” Kat guessed.
Naya:no,it’s Anne.
Everyone’s eyes widened before calming down.
“Never thought she would come up with a kickass script” Anna said.
Naya:she’s already worked up to a second together song,she’s working on Anna’s own currently,it’s a surprise.
“Guess that’s why she left,let’s give her some space” Catalina instructed.
Six:welcome to the show,to the historimix.
Six:switching up the flow as we add the remix.
Henry was shown.
Everyone looked angrily at him.
Six:everybody knows that we used to be six wives!
Six:raising up the room.
Anne & Kat were partying.
Six:till we hit the ceiling.
Anne:Oh shit.
Six:get ready for the truth the we’ll be revealing~
Six:everybody knows that we used to be six wives~
Six:but now we’re ex-wives.
The first three took off their rings while the last three threw them.
Catherine:All you ever hear and read about.
Catalina was reading a book about herself in Spanish.
Anne:Is our ex and the way it ended.
It showed past life Anne and the sword.
“If Henry came back,I would call dibs on killing him” Kitty said dark and serious.
“Not if I do it first,” Catalina and Jane replied.
Jane:But a pair doesn’t beat a royal flush.
Anna:you're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
“Funny way of saying it” Anna said.
Kitty:Tonight we’re gonna do ourselves justice cause we’re taking you to court.
Cathy:And every Tudor rose has it’s thorns and you’re gonna hear em live in consort!
Catalina:Divorced.
Anne:beheaded.
Jane:died.
The queens sounded bored now.
“I don’t blame our future selves for being bored of repeating though,I think Anne wanted us to act bored in this part” Cathy explained.
Anna:Divorced.
Kat:Beheaded.
Cathy:Survived.
Six:But,just for you tonight.
Six:we’re divorced,beheaded,LIVEEEE!
Six:Welcome to the show to the historemix.
Six:switching up the flow as we add the prefix.
Six:everybody knows that we used to be six wives~
Six:Dancing to the beat.
Everyone was partying while Anne was the DJ.
Six:to the break of day once we’ll start again like it’s the renaissance.
Six:Everybody knows that we used to be six wives!
Six:but now we’re!
Catherine:Ex-wives!
“Looks like it’s starting and I’m first because I’m the best” Catalina said while everyone was unimpressed.
“Ego much” Jane mumbled.
Six:Divorced.
Catalina:My name’s Catherine of Aragon.
Catalina:was married twenty-four years.
Catalina:I’m a paragon of Royalty.
It showed her with her parents.
‘Mother….father’ Catalina thought.
Catalina:My loyalty is to the vatican.
She was seen praying.
Catalina was arguing with Henry.
Catalina:So if you try to dump me….you won’t try that again~
Six:Beheaded.
Anne:I’m that Boleyn girl.
It showed Anne with her sister,Mary.
Anne:And I’m up next see,I broke England from the church.
Anne:Yeah I’m that sexy~
She was seen posing.
‘Yes you are’ Catalina thought while fawning over her girlfriend.
Anne:Why did I lose my head?
She was holding her head.
“She can do that?” Jane asked, a little terrified.
“Yes we can,we just never told you scared about what you might think,mainly Anne thought about it” Kat replied.
Anne:well my sleeves may be green,but my lipstick’s red~
“She didn’t cheat so I don’t know why she put that in,” Catalina said.
“Probably because that’s what most people think we did…” Kat mumbled.
Six:Died.
“Looks like it’s my turn,” Jane said.
Jane:Jane Seymour,the only one he truly loved.
Anna felt Jealous when animatic Jane was seen with Henry.
Jane looked at her girlfriend and kissed her cheek as reassurance.
Six:Rude!
“I agree,” Cathy said.
Jane:when my son was newly born.
Edward was shown in Jane’s pov who closed her eyes.
Jane:I died!
‘Eddie….my baby boy’ Jane thought.
Jane:But I’m not what I seem or am I?
Jane:Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.
“She added in a pun?I thought she hated bad puns?” Kat said.
“Probably because that’s part of Jane and she may find it annoying at times, us as well but she doesn’t hate it since it’s a part of Jane” Catalina replied
Six:Divorced.
Anna: Ich bin Anna of Cleves.
It showed her past life.
Six:Ja!
Anna:When he saw my portrait he was like.
Six:Ja~
Anna:But I didn’t look good as I did in my pic.
Anna:Funny how we could discuss that but never Henry’s little…
Kat:Prick up your ears!
Kat pushed Anna out of the way.
Jane giggled at that.
“It’s funny because the word prick back in the day was another word for dick” Kat said.
Kat:I’m the Katherine who lost her head.
She took off her head.
Six:Beheaded!
Kat:Before my promiscuity outside of wed.
It showed a young Katherine crying while the men who treated her horribly behind her.
“Who are they?” Jane asked.
“No one important” Kat replied.
Kat:Lock up your husbands!
Kat:Lock up your sons.
Kat:K Howard is here and the fun’s begun!
Six:Survived.
Cathy:Five down,I’m the final wife.
Cathy:I saw him to the end of his life.
Cathy:I’m the survivor Catherine Parr!
Cathy:I bet you wanna know how I got this far?
1543-47.
Cathy:I said,I bet you wanna know how we got this far?
Six:Do you wanna know how we got this far?!
Six:welcome to the show,to the historemix.
Six:Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.
Six:Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
They were each holding their portrait.
Six:Get your hands up!Get this party bussin!You want a queen bee?well there’s half a dozen!
Six:Everybody knows that we used to be six wives~~~~~
Six:But now we’re ex wives!
Six:1!
No way.
Six:2!
Don’t lose your head.
Six:3!
Heart of stone.
“I’m guessing those are the names of our songs” Cathy said.
Six:4!
Get down.
Six:5!
All you wanna do.
Six:...6.
I don’t need your love.
The video ended.
“Okay,I’ll give you guys a break” Naya told them.